Last week, everyone was raving about the twitter account “Emo Kylo Ren”. For those of you who are unaware of this parody account, it was set up under the premise that Kylo Ren was some how very Emo. Here’s an example of an Emo Kylo Ren Tweet
*approaches you at party*
*clears throat*
has anyone ever told you your eyes are the color of Darth Vader's helmet glinting in the moonlight— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 1, 2016
This week everyone is raving about an account called “Very Lonely Luke“.The Luke Skywalker seen in Star Wars: The Force Awakens seems to be a bit of a loner and seems to have been that way for sometime. After his location was revealed in Episode VII, it appears that Luke has taken to twitter to express some feelings after being lonely for so long and it’s pretty hilarious.
Here’s some of the best ones so far:
Kylo Ren, nobody in our family has hair that dark.
We all know you dye it.
And seriously, stop shopping at Hot Topic.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016
No wonder nobody takes the Jedi seriously.
We all wear robes.
It's like our official dress code is pajama day.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 2, 2016
I set up an online dating profile.
I listed my location as unknown and my job as hermit.
No matches so far.
Maybe the Internet is down.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016
Every morning when I wake up, the first thing I do is count all my friends.
Today it was zero.
Better luck tomorrow.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016
My advice is to head over to your twitter account now and make sure to follow @verylonelyluke right away. As of Friday night, @verylonelyluke is up to 45,500 twitter followers.
