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‘Legion’ Review: Marvel’s Rollercoaster Ride Inside A Troubled Mind

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Marvel Entertainment, the film and TV production company for Marvel Comics, has been a tad late in bringing its characters like Legion and others into the cable and satellite TV sphere. Sure, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. has been around for sometime, and the Netflix universe is poppin’, but DC Comics has this market nearly cornered with their expansive comic book universe on the CW Network. So far, neither has really seemed to take chances or risks yet, with the exception of Marvel on Netflix. Enter Marvel’s newest comic book adaptation…Legion.

Legion, as a comic book character is unique, but in a lot of ways not the most unique subject matter in TV land writ large. However, Marvel Entertainment and FX have shown that they intend on his show being a massive deviation from what the world is used to getting from comic book adaptations. Despite his X-Men origins, he is detached from them and so far, the entire Marvel Universe (…And without too much of spoiler, from the rest of the world.)

Legion opens its uniquely long (A fast, yet slowly paced, one-hour and thirty minutes) premiere episode with a quick life flashing before the viewers eyes of a normal kid that one day took the wrong path, came back from this deviation, but only to find himself locked up for spoiler based reasons. The viewer is taken through a trippy, visually stunning trip in and out of the mind of X-Men outsider David Haller, or also known by his mutant alter ego “Legion.” The direction is all of the most creative, colorful, and visual auteur directors of cinema all colliding in a blender of insanity that keeps you guessing to the last minute, if any of it is even within a few inches of the edge of reality.

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The new Marvel/FX venture has had criticism lobbied against it, but just like this review, it is a little early to cast the entire show asunder or absolutely praise it. Praise and condemnation alike come with varying vantage points, views, and potential preconceived notions. This writer, for one, felt the one-hour and thirty minutes of run time took us on an emotional, artsy, in-depth look inside a troubled mind and how he views the world around him.

We feel for the protagonist because we literally follow him,  take the steps with him at one point, and visually feel the disorientation and fear of his Dissociative Identity Disorder, once called Multiple Personality Disorder. With its use of the typical X-Men techniques of utilizing mutant hatred and discrimination metaphors to discuss serious real world topics. If Legion follows the typical X-Men tropes thus far, they can continue to use it to deal with the stigma that still exists, in a lesser fashion than before, for those with mental disorders.

“All I’m saying is that thing they tell us is crazy, how I don’t want to be handled, or you see stuff and hear, whatever, voices.
That’s what makes you you.”

The difficulty of bringing such a character to any type of adaptation, not to mention a mostly unknown and unheard of character, is likely difficult enough on its own. Legion is said to have both Autism and D.I.D., but for unspecified reasons, they chose to focus solely on his most commonly attributed mental disorder. This likely allowed them to tailor the visuals that the viewer sees directly to his synapses, so that they can carry on the Marvel character’s creepy, disorienting, confusing, and fear-filled ride that is his life.

Legion has merely completed its test run, and has a whole season to continue to be this unique, in depth character study of a comic book adaptation, or simply fizzle out into the newest X-Men character of the moment. Only time will tell, but this Marvel show is off to a great, engaging start. Ignore the noise, and to some extent, the praise as well. Check it out for yourself.

[Images Via Marvel Enterntainment/FX]

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Danny McBride Reveals More Information Regarding ‘Halloween’; “…it’s not a remake.”

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Last night it was revealed that Bloomhouse and filmmakers David Gordon Green and Danny McBride were bringing us a remake of Halloween. Today, in an interview with Cinemablend, Danny McBride revealed some details:

You know, it’s not a remake. It’s actually, it’s gonna continue the story of Michael Myers in a really grounded way. And for our mythology, we’re focusing mainly in the first two movies and what that sets up and then where the story can go from there.

So there we have it, folks. This brings a little hope, as the first two movies had a tight continuity that was skipped for Halloween III: Season of the Witch and then turned into a mess of a mythology in the subsequent sequels (though I still found some of that fun). Tells us what you think and comment below!

Blumhouse founder/CEO Jason Blum, Halloween series producer Malek Akkad, Miramax and Trancas International Films will be producing the remake.

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Pale Rider Dry Hopped Lager: Amsterdam Brewery – A Pale Review

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Skeletons in your fridge are better than skeletons in your closet. Today I’m reviewing another of Amsterdam Brewery’s skeleton-themed brews, Pale Rider Dry Hopped Lager. I’ve previously reviewed this brew’s stronger counterparts, Cruiser All Day Pale Ale and Boneshaker Unfiltered India Pale Ale, so in the spirit of trying to complete the set — I also still need to try Amsterdam’s Fracture Imperial India Pale Ale — I decided to give this one a try.

I’ve talked about Amsterdam Brewery in my previous reviews of their beers, so, as it’s after nine in the mornin’, let’s imbibe.

Amsterdam Brewery: Pale Rider Dry Hopped Lager – First Sip

Pale Rider pours the classic transparent golden colour that any good lager should. It retains a thin layer of foam around the top of my glass. This brew’s delicate aroma matches its flavour, faintly grainy and even more faintly of hops. There are subtle cues that mark this beer as a kind of pale ale, but Amsterdam is right to call this a lager. Because of its active bubbles, Pale Rider has a fizzy mouthfeel that supports its light taste.

Amsterdam Brewery: Pale Rider Dry Hopped Lager – Last Sip

At 4.2% ABV in 473-mL tall cans, this beer is a de facto light pale ale. When sipped, this brew’s flavour is elusive. But, like any light beer, when guzzled its flavour fleshes itself out. Because it’s a light pale ale, I suggest drinking a few at your next barbecue or sporting event. While everyone else chugs lager, you can chug dry-hopped lager and know that you’re one step up on everyone else. But, as with all light beers, you need to keep track of how many Pale Riders you’ve had, or you may end up like this guy … too late you realize you should’ve taken those dancing lessons.

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’50 Shades Darker’ Review: The Franchise Finally Becomes “So Bad, It’s Good’

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Director James Foley Brings Out The Campy Magic Of ’50 Shades’

With sleaze expert James Foley at the helm, ‘50 Shades Darker‘ is the first time the franchise embraces the insanity of itself. By no means am I saying this is quality cinema. There’s is far more flaws than any praise but for me, it hits the “so bad, it’s good” level.

The story picks up right where the first film left off. Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) is starting a new job at a publishing house, while she deals with her breakup from sadist billionaire Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan). The meek Anastasia left Christian after finding out how deep his need for BDSM goes and his overall detached personality.

It seems silly to even have them break up if they’d be getting back together within five minutes. That’s actually a major problem with most of the movie; it doesn’t give room for any tension. I’m not saying the material written is inspiring but allowing for these things like a break-up, attempted rape, or helicopter crash to sink would make for a better experience. Everything felt rushed over to get to the next scene, and when you got to the next scene…nothing happened!

I’d be happier if they were rushing each scene to get to another sex scene but it mostly led to more melodrama. Hell, I think there might be only about five sex scenes in the entire film. Most of which only last a minute or so. I guess coming from a film background where I’ve seen ‘A Serbian Film‘ and ‘Nymphomaniac‘, everything would feel tame in comparison. This is sadly the only department I felt the film held back on.

“Laters Baby”
– Anastasia To Christian (An Actual Line One Adult Says To Another)

While the movie still feels like the material of a self-edited novel, it shines with such a campy director. James Foley has directed films like ‘Fear‘, ‘At Close Range‘, and ‘Perfect Stranger‘ so he “gets” the insanity. While it was sad to see female director Sam Taylor-Johnson get booted, Foley feels like a better fit. With his past work, the sleazy factor is apparent…something he brings to this here. Foley basically took what could a be Lifetime Channel movie and gave it a cinematic flair. Everything feels more refined and polished, meaning that it’s taken very seriously. I think that seriousness adds to how funny this is.

The only truly unredeemable thing about the film is Dakota Johnson and the Anastasia Steele character. This is nothing against the actress personally but I can’t take her in this role. She’s not believable in any aspect of this role. Speaking of the role, Anastasia Steele is one of the weakest female characters since Bella in ‘Twilight‘. She’s the most bland stereotypical romance novel lead and it harms any chances of a good dynamic. For her to be this timid and awkward girl who beats herself up, any time she tries to be sassy…it’s a joke. If she was written better, the creepiness of Christian Grey would be better combated.

To me, I can see that there’s something good within the trashy source material. Presented in this film adaptation, any of the good moments do shine. I love the fact that a crazy girl from Christian’s past shows up. It was amazing to see her be in the background of so many shots; it felt like a horror movie as we watched her stalk them. If ‘50 Shades Darker’ had better focus, it could have made for a great erotic thriller plot. But it is another one of the plot points that is rushed over like I mentioned earlier.

Final Thoughts:

For as much this movie gets made fun of, I had a blast watching it. There’s just some “bad movies” that can be entertaining and ‘50 Shades Darker‘ is one of them.

The audience I saw it went wild for EVERYTHING. This totally has a cult following and people do passionately love it so I can’t knock it for that. It’s the perfect movie to bring your friends with and have a blast at the movies. It’s not award winning unless we are taking Razzies but there’s no shame in making a fun “bad” movie to enjoy.


Synopsis: While Christian wrestles with his inner demons, Anastasia must confront the anger and envy of the women who came before her.
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Genre: Romance? Erotic Thriller?
Country: USA
Directed By: James Foley
Starring: Dakota JohnsonJamie Dornan, and Marcia Gay Harden

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The ‘Secret Empire’ is Here and The Details on Marvel’s New Event Are Revealed!

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Marvel’s Secret Empire story has been teased and built up for awhile, now we have the details on it.  Thanks to Newsarama via ABC we know that the writer for both the Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson Captain America series, Nick Spencer is writing the event. As for the art duties, that would be Steve McNiven, Daniel Acuna, Andrea Sorrentino, and Leinil Yu sharing them. The Secret Empire begins with #0 in April and finishes up in August with #9. Mark Brooks is set to handle the cover art for the Marvel Universe mega event.

If you’re wondering what Secret Empire is about, well as Marvel’s Senior Vice President Tom Brevoort Explains, “Steve (Rogers) has been kind of lining his dominoes up around the Marvel Universe to be able to make his move and bring about a Hydra revolution, a takeover,” and something happens that puts it in the public eye and the heroes of the Marvel Universe are ready to fight.

Secret Empire is the Culmination of all the events in Nick Spencer’s Captain America run and other events in the Marvel Universe.

Now that the goal of Hydra is finally hitting, we can start to see the Secret Empire in sight. From the ABC article we learn that Steve Rogers will be revealed as an Hydra Agent early in the event. Which is good as that at least will help the flow of the event better. From events in Civil War II and now heading up S.H.I.E.L.D., Steve Rogers has only been able to hide his plans and Hydra’s for so long. As Brevoort puts it in #0 it all starts with, “the worst day in the Marvel Universe.” and builds from there.

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Brevoort continues to say, “Where not one, not two, but three separate events break out all at once. Cap, as head of S.H.I.E.L.D., is able to mobilize forces to all three of those situations. And those three situations represent Hydra’s first move. It comes off the blocks explosively right from the get-go,” he added. You can see why this would be, “the worst day in the Marvel Universe” fairly easily. Considering the build up for this series, this is going to have to hit the ground running in a big way. From what I can see, that seems to be the plan.

It is nice to see that Secret Empire is happening and is going to hit with a big splash.

Since May 2016, this event has been building up for what seems like forever. Take note of what Brevoort says about Secret Empire in this bit, “We are done with the covert portion, the buildup portion of the program, Secret Empire is the pyrotechnics, the big Michael Bay blockbuster, huge colossal struggles and battles across the Marvel Universe, with all of our key characters and players taking on a big role,” meaning we are done with the covert warfare and it is all in the light, thank goodness.

Now for you all in Monkeys Fighting Robots Universe, what do you think of Secret Empire? Are you excited for it or whatever other emotions you may have, let us know. The Secret Empire is here, now we shall see if it was worth the ride to get there.

 

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Space Junk And The Ultimate Science Fiction Movie Mashup!

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On this day in history, back in 2009, two satellites in low-earth orbit smashed into each other. The impact wrecked both objects. The incident between Iridium 33 and Kosmos-2251 was a first, which is saying something considering there’s A LOT of junk floating around our beautiful blue planet. The idea of space junk brings me here, to you, fair reader. Because just like science often leads humans to create more junk, people also make movies about science that are absolute junk. However, there is hope. Even bad science fiction movies have some pretty clever parts. Maybe, just maybe, if those clever parts are smashed together with the clever parts of other bad films, it might make for a good movie. It might also make for a bad movie that’s fun to watch. Either way, win-win!

Ultimate Science Fiction Movie Mashup!

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5. Hollow Man and Prometheus

Paul Verhoeven’s unfortunate update of The Invisible Man was pretty lackluster, but in Hollow Men, the Hollow Man exacts revenge on the awful characters in Prometheus. First, he kills the geologist who shows almost no interest in the rocks of an alien world. Next, he goes after the biologist who is scared of an alien corpse one scene then practically makes out with an alien tentacle-creature in another. In a twist, it turns out Hollow Man is the only human ever made a warrior by … The Predator!

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Episode 110: ‘John Wick: Chapter 2’ Breaks ‘LEGO Batman’

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One film took the head-shot, the other gave us a headache. Matthew Sardo and EJ Moreno battle over these two movies as they both expand their respected universe but both lacked a certain something that made the originals special. 

We take a hard look at ‘John Wick: Chapter 2’ and ‘LEGO Batman.’

Do you want to see the John Wick Universe head towards ‘Fast and Furious’ territory or gritty noir? Comment below.

Strap yourself in buckaroos! Episode 110 of the Monkeys Fighting Robots podcast is here.

Do you want to be our SUPER-FAN of the week? All you have to do is comment on this podcast to be eligible.

Do you have a question that you would like answered during the show? 

Email your questions to matt@popaxiom.com.

About the Monkeys Fighting Robots Podcast: 

A Gen Xer and a Millennial debate the latest topics in pop culture. One guy is a filmmaker and the other is a journalist, but both are nerds. We make your slowest days at work better. Hosts, Matthew Sardo and EJ Moreno.

Never heard of Matt Sardo?

For starters, he made the Kessel Run in less than 11 parsecs. Prior to that, he gave Doc Brown the idea for the flux capacitor and led the Resistance to victory over SkyNet – all while sipping a finely crafted IPA. As a radio host, he’s interviewed celebrities, athletes and everyone in between. He’s covered everything from the Super Bowl to Comic-Con.

Who is EJ Moreno?

Is he a trained physician? No. Is he a former Miss Universe contestant? Possibly. But what we know for sure is he’s a writer, filmmaker, and pop culture enthusiast. Since film school, EJ has written & directed several short films. He’s used his passion for filmmaking to become a movie critic for MonkeysFightingRobots.com.

Places you can find the show:

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Reviews are greatly appreciated – How to Rate and Review a Podcast in iTunes

Thank you for listening!

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’50 Shades Darker’ Review: An Average Experience That’s Hardly Worth Your Time

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In theaters now, ‘Fifty Shades Darker’ is ravaged by flaccid performances from both Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson on top of a narrative that is so incoherent that it will leave audiences unsatisfied. 

Summary

When we last left our love birds, Anastasia (Dakota Johnson) broke up with Christian (Jamie Dornan) after an unpleasant experience in his sex dungeon. Apparently, it dawned on her at that moment that a man with any room he refers to as his “dungeon” has got some deep-seated anger issues. Ana now works at a publishing house as a personal assistant for Jack Hyde (Eric Johnson) who is doing a terrible job hiding his desire to sleep with her. However, this narrative is all about Christian begging his way back into Anastasia’s life. After years upon years of being with sexually submissive women, he’s finally found the one girl who he wants for the rest of his life. He even went as far as proclaiming to her that there would be no rules or nondisclosure agreements (this guy sounds like a winner). Of course, Anastasia agrees to get back together with him, but only if they take it slow (which I guess means have sex five minutes after you make that declaration). However, their happiness is short-lived as Christian has secrets, and those very secrets could doom the very thing he wants most of all.

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Performances

Casting Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in Fifty Shades of Grey has to be one of the worst casting decisions that I’ve ever seen. The source material (and I use that term very loosely) requires that the two leads have some spark or chemistry on screen and none of that is evident in the film. These are supposed to be two people whose passion for one another is so profound that they can’t be denied the company of each other for a second. When Christian is groveling at Anastasia’s feet for her to take him back, it sounded rote and monotonous. Where was the emotion? Where was the passion? This is the love of your life! When Anastasia learns that Christian’s helicopter had crashed, all we got was crocodile tears. Where is the sorrow? Where is grief? The love of your life might have just died, and all we got was a few tears. There was a reason why fans weren’t happy with the casting choices, and it appears the fans were right.

Direction and Writing

James Foley was the right choice to direct the second installment in this franchise after the poor effort Sam Taylor-Johnson put forth in the first installment. Foley has a strong sense of where the focus should lie in a particular scene which didn’t seem to be the case with Johnson. Johnson utilized many wide shots to capture the brutality of the sexual acts Ana and Christian engaged in. In a short while, it became off-putting and detracted from the film. Foley placed the emphasis not on the acts as much as the emotion (or in this movie’s case lack there of) so the focus wasn’t so much on the act as much as the person. Where Foley missed the mark was how he edited the film. He shot both Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed at the same and included way too much of the wooing between Christian and Ana and could have easily cut a good twenty minutes from the film.

Niall Leonard attempted to right the wrongs of the first film but bit off a little more than he could handle. Leonard attempts to shift the focus of this franchise from the deviant sexual behavior taking place to more of a romantic story and included way too much of it in the second installment. Ana starts off wanting to take things nice and slow (which we all respect) and then what seemed to be a mere second later, she’s in bed with Christian (with no explanation as to why she did it). We kept getting shown again and again that these two are in love with another to the point where I wanted to say “Enough, we get it.” It got to be so much that at one point during the film, Christian’s helicopter crashes which starts off as this big deal but is resolved in less than three minutes. Then that scene which was mildly compelling transitions into another “I love you” moment between the couple. With all these moments of romance (plus random moments that come out of nowhere), the narrative never gets any momentum is quite incoherent.

Final Thoughts

It would be incredibly lazy of me just to say that Fifty Shades Darker was this abomination of a film. The truth is that Fifty Shades Darker is light years better than the original movie. However, that’s not to say this movie is anywhere close to a good one (quite the contrary). Lifeless performances and an incoherent narrative make this an experience that’s hardly worth paying for.

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James Marsters Leads The Pride in Marvel’s Runaways Series

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The rule of thumb states all good heroes need a good villain. For the Runaways, the Marvel heroes need ten of them. To do that, you need damn good actors.

Like James Marsters- the guy who used to play Spike.

Deadline reports Marvel’s Runaways has found their Pride for the future Hulu series.

Marsters of Buffy fame will play Victor Stein, who is the father of Chase (“Talkback”) Stein. The group includes Ryan Sands, Kip Pardue, and Annie Wersching.

Executive producers Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage are voicing their support of the cast.

“This cast is an abundance of riches. We are so excited to have assembled our PRIDE, though for the fate of humanity we should be very concerned,” they say in a statement.

Comic co-creator Brian K. Vaughn will serve as a consultant to the series. He says: “Marvel’s Runaways has enough great actors to support two shows, but I love that this project contains multiple generations of incredible talent all in one story.”

The Runaways has yet to film. No release date is set.

Here’s a list of who’s who in the cast:

1James Marsters as Victor Stein

2Ever Carradine as Janet Stein

3James Yaegashi as Robert Minoru

4Brittany Ishibashi as Tina Minoru

5Kevin Weisman as Dale Yorkes

6Brigid Brannagh as Stacey Yorkes

7Kip Pardue as Frank Dean

8Annie Wersching as Leslie Dean

9Ryan Sands as Geoffrey Wilder

10Angel Parker as Catherine Wilder


What do you think of the casting? Comment below.

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Top 10 LEGO Movies That Should Be Made Next

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2014’s smash-hit The Lego Movie is building up a universe of movies. First up, there’s The Lego Batman Movie out this weekend. WB has also released the trailer for 2017’s Ninjago, and announced a Lego Movie 2 the following year. But why stop there? With all of the potential franchises that could do with a LEGO reboot, here’s our list of the most desirable LEGO movies.

1LEGO Men In Black

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Men in Black is another action-comedy that plays to the strengths of the LEGO universe. It’s a fun property, and making the characters into bricks wouldn’t take away from the things that make it fun. Additionally, The Lego Movie directors – Phil Lord and Chris Miller – had hoped to write a Men in Black tie-in with their reboot of 21 Jump Street. It seems like that dream may be dead, but that shouldn’t mean we lose a fun new entry into the Men in Black universe.

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