Philadelphia Parents Can’t Handle Star Wars Slave Leia

Either MYFOX Philly is either trolling for Comic-Con traffic or parenting in Philadelphia has dropped to an all-time low. This is also the city that booed Santa Claus. MYFOX Philly put together a news package about parental outrage over a Star Wars Slave Leia action figure.

Fred Hill a single dad from the suburbs of Jersey, must be the only person to have never seen Return of the Jedi.

“That’s pretty inappropriate,” he said, “I got 2 daughters I don’t need seeing that crap.”

Whoa! It’s okay to curse on television in front of your kids, but Slave Leia is inappropriate? Come on Mr. Hill!

“They’re like dad why does this doll have a chain around its neck. I don’t have any answers. I was just blown away looking at it,” Hill said.

What do you mean you don’t have answers, Mr. Hill? RENT YOUR KIDS RETURN OF THE JEDI!

“But that kind of crap is in the toy aisles for me to see? Nah,” Hill said.

Mr. Hill have you been to the Barbie aisle lately?

Matthew Sardo
Matthew Sardo
As the founder of Monkeys Fighting Robots, I'm currently training for my next job as an astronaut cowboy. Reformed hockey goon, comic book store owner, video store clerk, an extra in 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon,' 'Welcome Back Freshman,' and for one special day, I was a Ghostbuster.