JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM Trailer: Pratt, Howard, Dinosaurs, Volcanoes

The trailer for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom just debuted on Thursday Night Football on NBC, and it looks about how you would expect. They are going all in on that blue sheen aren’t they?

There are a few cool shots here, which seem to be all this new version of the franchise care about. Don’t worry about the story surrounding it, because it is pretty sketchy to say the least. We just need cool shots and the T-Rex roaring at some point. Anywho… take a look at this.

The synopsis is pretty stupid. Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard go try and save genetically engineered dinosaurs from a dangerous volcano. The plot holes are already painfully obvious, and we are several months away from the release.

The only saving grace here is Jeff Goldblum’s appearance as Dr. Ian Malcolm. But he looks to be just in a courtroom, so I have a sneaking suspicion he is nothing more than an extended cameo. Hopefully I am wrong. Also, talent void Colin Trevorrow isn’t behind the camera anymore, so that’s a bonus. Although J.A. Bayona is hit or miss too.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (generic title) will hit theaters June 22. And it certainly will make a billion dollars a day


Larry Taylor - Managing Editor
Larry Taylor - Managing Editor
Larry is the managing editor for Monkeys Fighting Robots. The Dalai Lama once told him when he dies he will receive total consciousness. So he's got that going for him... Which is nice.