New ‘Baywatch’ Trailer Fat Shames Us All

Paramount Pictures released the new trailer for ‘Baywatch’ starring The Rock and Zac Efron, and I instantaneously realized how out of shape I was. Let the holiday fat-shaming begin for fat bearded guys.

BAYWATCH follows devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon (Johnson) as he butts heads with a brash new recruit (Efron). Together, they uncover a local criminal plot that threatens the future of the Bay.

The film is directed by Seth Gordon, with a fit cast featuring Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Rohrbach, Priyanka Chopra, Ilfenesh Hadera, Jon Bass, Hannibal Buress, Rob Huebel, and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II.

Baywatch hits theaters on May 26, 2017.

Matthew Sardo
Matthew Sardo
As the founder of Monkeys Fighting Robots, I'm currently training for my next job as an astronaut cowboy. Reformed hockey goon, comic book store owner, video store clerk, an extra in 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon,' 'Welcome Back Freshman,' and for one special day, I was a Ghostbuster.

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