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‘Murder On The Orient Express’ Review: A Whodunit Which Derails

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Poor performances from the supporting cast and a terribly constructed narrative doom Murder On The Orient Express before it ever leaves the station.

Summary

Murder On The Orient Express centers around the exploits of Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh). Poirot is internationally famous, both for cracking the most desperate cases and for his keen sense of observation. He just finished breaking his toughest case yet at Jerusalem’s Wailing Wall and is in dire need of a vacation. Poirot is offered a first class ticket on The Orient Express, which should allow him to get away for some time. As he boards the train, Poirot encounters an eclectic group of passengers and finds himself in the middle of a grisly murder. Will the world’s greatest detective be able to crack this case or has he finally met his match?

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What Worked

Branagh was the perfect actor to portray one of Agatha Christie’s more famous characters. Poirot’s idiosyncrasies were on full display and his internal struggle with OCD with at times uncomfortable to watch. Instead of blowing every little quirk out of proportion, he chooses to highlight these in a very different way. One thing that stood out was his need to have two perfectly cooked eggs in the morning (and by perfect I mean he measures them with a ruler to see that each are proportionate to one another).

Haris Zambarloukos once again showed how profoundly skilled he was behind the camera. His cinematography was able to heighten the proximity of these cabins and heighten the film’s more tense moments. Loved how tight the show was when Poirot was interrogating Hector Macqueen (Josh Gad). The audience could see the beads of sweat forming on his forehead. Zambarloukos uses his cinematography to bring the audience into the story.

What Didn’t Work

Screenwriter Micheal Green repeated some of the same mistakes we saw in Alien: Covenant and Green Lantern. Instead of focusing on the campiness found in most Agatha Christie novels or the action in his previous two films, his narrative is bogged down with too much exposition. Audiences don’t need to know what brought Poirot to this moment in his life, let’s get right to the mystery. No one cares about the nobility of the Lantern Corps; we want to see them battle some galactic bad guys. Had Green focused on beefing up the action in this narrative and stayed from the mindless exposition, then this release could have been so much better. Instead, the story drags on lulling the theater into an uncomfortable haze.

Why was Daisy Ridley cast in this film? Was it due to her name value? Ridley portrays Mary Debenham which happens to be one of the more interesting characters in the story. The actress needs to someone with a broader range of ability which she doesn’t have. Her portrayal was lifeless, flat, and her romance with Dr. Arbuthnot (Leslie Odom Jr) was less than believable.

Judi Dench’s accent was far from accurate and became a distraction. Was she Russian? Was she from Eastern Europe?

Overall

Murder On The Orient Express is the perfect example of how critical screenwriting is. It doesn’t matter who is in a film. If the narrative isn’t focused or bogged down with too much exposition, the release is doomed. While Branagh was a perfect choice to play the eccentric detective, this film collapses under the weight of a poorly conceived adaptation.

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Five DC Comics Characters And Concepts Perfect For Brian Michael Bendis

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So unless you live in one of the Dark Multiverse worlds, you surely heard the news about the DC Comics exclusive contract signed by super-scribe Brian Michael Bendis. This is huge news in the comics industry as Bendis has been largely credited with spearheading the modern Marvel Comics Universe, writing and creating many titles and characters.

So many fans are asking themselves “What now?”. Well, Bendis’ track record is pretty varied. He has written everything from teenage superheroes (Ultimate Spider-Man), gritty urban vigilantes (Daredevil), police procedurals (Powers), cosmic adventure (Guardians of The Galaxy) and noir (Alias/Torso/The United States of Murder).  With a resume like that he could tackle almost any kind of comic. So with that in mind, I propose five existing DC properties the writer would be great at. Keep in mind this is just MY opinion, as no one knows (yet at least) what Bendis may be writing.

What titles/characters do you want to see him write? Comment and discuss below!

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5. The Spectre

Another cult level character, The Spectre has been a part of the DCU since the Golden Age. We’ve had the original, Jim Corrigan, as well as most recently Crispus Allen (from Gotham Central actually) as hosts for the vengeful spirit. The concept of The Spectre would allow Bendis to play and merge the worlds of cops and horror and the writer is great at fusing genres like that. Bendis could go with the classic Corrigan character, or maybe just start from the ground up with a whole new take. Either way, The Spectre is something that should be a big part of the DCU, and Bendis could inject life and energy to resurrect this character for a whole new audience.

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It’s Official: Universal’s Dark Universe is Dead

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Universal’s attempt at kickstarting their own shared universe with arguably their most famous IP’s, the Universal Monsters, has officially died on the vine after one movie. The Dark Universe has gone, well, dark.

The least surprising news you will see all day comes courtesy of The Hollywood Reporter. Alex Kurtzman and Chris Morgan, the brilliant minds behind the decision to start this whole thing with a flaccid, terrible new Mummy movie, have moved on to greener franchises. Kurtzman is working on Star Trek: Discovery, and Morgan continues to mine the depths of the Fast and Furious franchise (even though that is showing definite signs of wear and tear).

Meanwhile, it’s back to the drawing board for Universal, who could have been successful with the Dark Universe had they just put the slightest amount of thought into it. Studio president Peter Cramer said “We’ve learned many lessons throughout the creative process on Dark Universe so far, and we are viewing these titles as filmmaker-driven vehicles, each with their own distinct vision,” and ““We are not rushing to meet a release date and will move forward with these films when we feel they are the best versions of themselves.”


They may be focusing on individual tales driven by directors and their unique vision. They might try it all over again. Whatever the case, it’s a little amazing that Universal thought this was all a good idea to remake The Mummy with TOM CRUISE instead of trying to start things off with a different character in a setting we haven’t seen so often. Of all the places to start…

Anyway, #neverforget the photo on top of this article, so full of promise and hope that a half dozen films would unite these actors into perpetuity. It will be a good trivia question one of these days.

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And Now ‘Creed 2’ is Auditioning People to Play Ivan Drago’s Kid

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A few weeks ago, Sylvester Stallone confirmed he would be writing and directing Creed 2, and would be bringing back Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago. The news made some people happy, and it made other people, who remember Rocky IV, more than skeptical.

Now it seems Stallone is doubling down in the bad idea department, and he’s auditioning people to play Drago’s son. Maybe, Ivan Jr.?

Sage Northcutt, an MMA fighter, was talking to MMAFighting.com recently and he brought up the fact he had auditioned for the role. “”Got a little audition tape,” he said, “so hopefully that goes through. That would be pretty neat. Being Ivan Drago’s son in the movie?”

Northcutt also pointed out that he looks a lot like Drago, and this photoshopped Twitter post confirmed this:

Great, yeah, he looks like Ivan Drago. I’m sure he’s a terrific actor too. Not that the acting is going to matter in Creed 2, which is totally heading in the direction of the Rocky sequels. At least that franchise had the serious Rocky II follow up to the Oscar-winning original. Stallone appears to be skipping right over that and heading to the schtick.


Why in the world would Adonis square off against Drago? Also, why would Drago want his son to fight in Russia? Things didn’t end up well for him. I know I know, stop asking so many logical questions. This is Stallone we’re talking about…

Creed 2 is set to release in 2018. There is no definite release date yet, they’re probably just waiting to cast this all-important piece.

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Episode 19: Port of Earth Opens, Captain America’s BACK, & Thor: Ragnarok Recap

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Welcome to the nineteenth episode of the Comic Show by Monkeys Fighting Robots! This week we’re talking Captain America #695 – one of the best books of Marvel Legacy so far! Port of Earth also opens over at Image Comics; we break down the strong debut issue. Then we close out the show with a review/discussion of Thor: Ragnarok, the 17th film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe!

Buckle up, True Believers! Episode 19 of the COMIC SHOW by Monkeys Fighting Robots is here.

EPISODE BREAKDOWN:

3:45 – Captain America #695 Review
Anthony – 4.5 Monkeys
Matt – 4 Robots

24:10 – Port of Earth #1 Review
Anthony – 4 Monkeys
Matt – 4 Robots

36:00 – Thor: Ragnarok Film Review & Discussion

Thank you for listening!

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Do you have a question that you would like answered during the show? Email your questions to matt@popaxiom.com.

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Watch The First Trailer For Steven Spielberg’s ‘The Post’

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20th Century Fox released the first trailer to Steven Spielberg’s ‘The Post’ starring Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep.

The cinematic world is a reflection of society. Apparently, Spielberg wants to renew our faith in journalism and or remind the media of its greater responsibility.

Watch the trailer below:

About the film:
Steven Spielberg directs Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks in The Post, a thrilling drama about the unlikely partnership between The Washington Post’s Katharine Graham (Streep), the first female publisher of a major American newspaper, and editor Ben Bradlee (Hanks), as they race to catch up with The New York Times to expose a massive cover-up of government secrets that spanned three decades and four U.S. Presidents. The two must overcome their differences as they risk their careers – and their very freedom – to help bring long-buried truths to light.

The film also stars Alison Brie, Carrie Coon, David Cross, Bruce Greenwood, Tracy Letts, Bob Odenkirk, Sarah Paulson, Jesse Plemons, Matthew Rhys, Michael Stuhlbarg, Bradley Whitford, and Zach Woods.

‘The Post’ hits theaters on December 22.


Do you think Hanks and Spielberg still have the magic? Comment below.

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The 11 Best Nintendo SWITCH Games Under $20

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If there is one con about the Nintendo Switch it’s that there are way too many awesome games and not enough time to play them all. Trying to narrow it down to a Top 10 was difficult, so whether you have yet to dive into the ‘Nindies’ titles or are new to the Switchverse, here are 11 of our favorites as a start-off point. Please act accordingly.

Snake Pass ($19.99)

Release Date: March 28, 2017

About: When the tranquility of Haven Tor is interrupted by a mysterious interloper, only the unlikeliest of heroes can save the day to reunite the missing keystones with magical gates that give it its mythical power.

Neon Chrome ($14.99)

Release Date: October 12, 2017

About: Experience a ruthless top-down cyberpunk shooter and blast your way through enemies and walls. Upgrade, enhance and build up your strength. The path to stopping the Overseer is ever changing.

Oxenfree ($19.99)

Release Date: October 6, 2017

About: Oxenfree is a supernatural thriller about a group of friends who unwittingly open a ghostly rift. How you deal with these events, your peers and the ominous creatures you’ve unleashed is up to you.

The Mummy Demastered ($19.99)

Release Date: October 24, 2017

About: The Mummy Demastered throws you into a 16-bit-inspired battle against the undead in a 2D, nonlinear, action-packed adventure.

Thumper ($19.99)

Release Date: May 18, 2017

About: Thumper is a title that contains classic rhythm-action, blistering speed and brutal physicality. Brave the hellish void and confront a maniacal giant head from the future.

Rocket League ($19.99)

Release Date: November 14, 2017

About: Rocket League is a high-powered hybrid of arcade soccer and driving with rewarding physics-based gameplay.

Wulverblade ($19.99)

Release Date: October 12, 2017

About: Help Britannia defeat the Romans in a hardcore side-scrolling beat ‘em up inspired by the old arcade classics!

Morphite ($14.99)

Release Date: November 2, 2017

About: Set in a distant future where humanity has colonized the far reaches of space, Morphite follows the story of Myrah Kale, a young woman whose life takes a sudden turn when a simple mission develops into an epic interstellar journey.

Stardew Valley ($14.99)

Release Date: October 5, 2017

About: You’ve inherited your grandfather’s old farm plot in Stardew Valley. Armed with hand-me-down tools and a few coins, you set out to begin your new life.

Sonic Mania ($19.99)

Release Date: August 15, 2017

About: Experience the ultimate celebration of past and future in Sonic Mania, an all-new 2D Sonic adventure, with multiple playable characters.

Perception ($14.99)

Release Date: October 31, 2017

About: Perception is a tense psychological thriller where players must uncover the mysteries of a sinister estate with echolocation as their only sight.

The lineup of all current and upcoming games for the Nintendo Switch can be found HERE.

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Review: ‘Murder on the Orient Express’ Takes The Scenic Route

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Kenneth Branagh is pulling double duty as director and star in Murder on the Orient Express, based on the legendary Agatha Christie novel; he should have focused solely on directing, as the film feels a bit too indulgent, and is plagued with pacing issues from top to bottom. The enormous cast does provide terrific bright spots throughout, but even when all is said and done you can’t help but think: what if?

Murder on the Orient Express starts off breezy, witty and full of verve as we meet our eccentric cast. Before long, however, once the luscious locomotive is snowbound in the mountains, the plot becomes bogged down with train semantics before leading into the murder and, eventually, a satisfying, albeit long-winded reveal. Branagh owns the show as the Hercule Poirot: awkward, direct, and the greatest sleuth in the world. The best scenes in the film involve Poirot’s idiosyncrasies, and Branagh the director also manages to keep Johnny Depp in check.

The casting of Depp is a deft touch, and possibly even an attempt for the actor to embrace his unlikable real-life persona; it’s easy to hold contempt for the character he plays here, the gangster Edward Ratchet. Michelle Pfeiffer tries hard but ultimately feels unbelievable as the flighty Caroline Hubbard. Pfeiffer has those angular features and a steely gaze that tilts towards the evil side. No matter how much she smiles… the eyes don’t lie.

Star Wars has made a mega-star out of Daisy Ridley, but the young actor could use more seasoning before stepping out. Some actors have a presence and eat up the screen, but with this role Ridley seemed timid and becomes easily swallowed up by the picture surrounding her.

Once Willem Dafoe’s Gerhard Hardman lets his guard down, it’s clear this was what the movie needed from the start. It would have never worked for the story, but Dafoe has an undeniable presence and an ability to stand out anywhere in anything; he should have stood out even more. Penélope Cruz is another actor who can dominate the screen, but somehow Branagh figures out a way to blend her in with the wallpaper.

Murder on the Orient Express has this grand, epic, blockbuster feel to it, but every time Branagh pans the camera to the CGI landscape or CGI train shot, intimacy dissipates. In fact, Tom Bateman’s character, Bouc, even gives an excellent speech about the adventure of a long train ride. Sadly, the film never heeds Bateman’s words. There is no tight, cramped feeling at any moment, and this lack of claustrophobia steals from the potential drama of the murder mystery and the frustration the characters involved.

The movie runs just under two hours, and if Branagh had cut even 10-minutes here and there from the film it could have cleaned up clear pacing issues. Branagh has assembled a cast with great potential, but somewhere along the way it seems he got lost in the scope of the film instead of focusing on the details.

Like Hercule Poirot would have done.


Was ‘Murder on the Orient Express’ on your radar? Sound off below with your comments.

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Star Wars Rebels Review: Ezra finds a “Kindred” Spirit (Plus Romance!)

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If there is an overriding theme to the latest arc of Star Wars: Rebels, it’s “something wicked this way comes.” The latest episode, “Kindred,” continues to build on this sinister feeling, though the outcome is uncertain.

In “Kindred,” Jedi Ezra Bridger delivers a stolen hyper drive and data disc to the rest of his crew, but is waylaid by the Empire, and turns to unlikely allies to survive.

Of particular note in this episode is the return of a classic Star Wars villain: a Noghri assassin. First introduced in the celebrated Heir to the Empire novel by Timothy Zahn, the Noghri are a species of reptilian hunters, famed for their skills as trackers and assassins. Like the Legends novel of their origin, the Noghri assassin in “Kindred” is introduced as an agent of Admiral Thrawn, the infamous and ruthless Imperial Admiral from beyond the known galaxy.

If nothing else, the return of the Noghri is a great sign for fans of the Legends canon. More than an easter egg, the inclusion of this character along with Thrawn feels like a tribute to the older works. George Lucas and the original trilogy ignited the Star Wars fandom, but it was stories like Heir to the Empire that maintained it. These are celebrated stories in their own right, and their inclusion in Rebels leaves a special feeling for dedicated fans.

Within the story though, the Noghri serves as the least of the problems for the protagonists. “Kindred” continues to build on the feeling of dread started back in “The Occupation.” Here, Ezra learns of something darker coming to Lothal. Unfortunately for him and the other Spectres, it’s bad enough that the Force has gotten involved.

Time will tell what looms for them. In the meantime, Rebels delivers another great episode on all fronts. Of particular note is Warwick Davis, who delivers a fantastic performance as Rukh, the Noghri hunter. There’s an action moment that rivals anything in the films, and it’s worth watching for that alone. Finally, no spoilers, but a certain romantic couple finally finds the time to express their feelings, and it’s touching. Don’t miss it!

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The WCA is Not ‘Clowning Around’ With IT, Five Movies to Watch

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If you haven’t already heard, the World Clown Association (WCA) is a real thing and they’re angry. Why you ask? Well, because first it was Pennywise ‘The Dancing Clown’ in IT (1990), followed by a series of creepy clown sightings, starting in 2016, and now it’s about Bill Skarsgard’s Pennywise character in the IT (2017) reboot. In the eyes of the powers that be at the WCA, these events are taking away from real clown jobs. To our astonishment, the WCA also actually has an organizational committee, as well as regional directors and a board.

Look, there is a legitimate psychology to the creepy clown phenomenon, regardless of what the WCA and its members may think, that started way before the release of IT in 1990. Clowns are inherently creepy and have been freaking people out since 2,400 B.C., dating all the way back to ancient Egypt. Plainly put, we need to be prepared. The WCA is organized and ready to strike. When the clowns attempt a takeover, we will know the cult, er, group, behind it and hopefully know how to stop them. With that said, do your homework and check out some other stories below regarding the potential war of the clowns.

Now, if you embrace the chaos, join in the celebration of the ongoing ‘creepy clown’ phenomenon and both releases of ‘IT’, by partaking in five awesomely-bad movies starring killer clowns:

  1. Clownstrophobia (2009)

Premise: A psychologist hosts a group therapy session for teens who fear clowns. It’s also the night her killer clown brother escapes the institution he’s been held in.

What they think: Official horrornews.net review of the movie.

  1. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

Premise: Aliens who also look like clowns, come from outer space and terrorize a small town.

What they think: Official horrornews.net review of the movie.

  1. Killjoy (2000)

Premise: Three youngsters encounter an evil clown named, Killjoy.

What they think: Official horrornews.net review of the movie.

  1. Clownhouse (1989)

Premise: Just before Halloween, three young brothers, alone in a big house, are menaced by three escaped mental patients who have murdered some traveling circus clowns and taken their identities.

What they think: Official horrornews.net review of the movie.

  1. Clown (2014)

Premise: A loving father finds a clown suit for his son’s birthday party, but after wearing it, realizes that it is cursed.

What they think: Official horrornews.net review of the movie.

Clowning is a serious job …

… and somebody has to do it.

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