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Eight Great Westerns from the New Millennium

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Rumors of the Western’s demise have been greatly exaggerated. For many, many years, prognosticators and studios have been seemingly eager to put that final nail in the Western coffin, and yet, it returns. Look no further to December of this year, where you will find Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight, QT’s second Western in three years. Prior to that, Kurt Russell will star in another Western, Bone Tomahawk, out in October. Russell is trying to get the most he can out of that epic cowboy mustache.

Earlier in 2015, Michael Fassbender starred in Slow West, a meditative, quiet Western many liked (although I did not particularly enjoy). My point is here, the Western is not dead, it’s just kinda dormant. Kinda. There have been a great number of Westerns since the turn of the new millennium, and here are eight must-see genre entries since 2000…

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8) Django Unchained (2012)  – While I didn’t particularly enjoy Quentin Tarantino’s slavery-revenge Western as much as his other films, even minor Tarantino is better than most. Django Unchained is, much like his fictional spin on World War II Inglourious Basterds, an opportunity for an oppressed people to get revenge on their oppressor via re-written history. In this case, enslaved African-Americans are represented by Jaime Foxx’s eccentric gunslinger Django. While it is entertaining and often beautiful, steeped in Tarantino’s insightful dialogue, the film does grind its gears from time to time. But, again, I’ll take lesser QT over many directors’ best work any day.

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7) Meek’s Cutoff (2010) – Meek’s Cutoff works like a silent film, and it could be that just as easily as it added the sparse dialogue. Kelly Reichardt’s film is a true Western, a story of the taxing and deadly journey West, and the pitfalls lying in front of a group of pioneer men and women. Michelle Williams stars, along with a bearded Bruce Greenwood and Paul Dano, but the real star here is the harsh landscape. These open plains look like a cakewalk in 2015, but in 1845 this Oregon Trail was a deadly, arduous journey for many. “You Have Died of Dysentery.”

Open Range

6) Open Range (2003) – Kevin Costner’s career has been wildly inconsistent, but in the midst of drivel like Dragonfly and Rumor Has It…, Costner returned to his comfort zone to direct Open Range. The result is one of the more overlooked, underrated Westerns in recent memory. Costner and the invaluable cowboy actor Robert Duvall star as a pair of cattlemen who buck up against a corrupt lawman. Open Range is a film about honor and code, and it is a patient directorial effort from Costner, who appreciates the aesthetic serenity of the open plains. Violence is minimal here, only when it’s necessary in one of the more incredibly choreographed gunfights in all of Western cinema.

True Grit

5) True Grit (2010) – As much as John Wayne’s original is celebrated, Joel and Ethan Coen’s remake, starring Jeff Bridges in the Rooster Cogburn role, adds much-needed life and vigor to the proceedings. Let’s be honest, the original True Grit was little more than a vehicle to get Wayne his Oscar; overall, the film was less than memorable. Bridges is slovenly genius, and the Coen Brothers’ sensibilities sync up with the idiosyncratic dialogue in Charles Portis’s quirky novel. And let’s not forget, Hailee Steinfeld’s precocious young Mattie Ross, the catalyst of the entire story, is a dynamite character.

3:10 to Yuma

4) 3:10 to Yuma (2007) – Another remake improving on the original, James Mangold’s story of a desperate family man (Christian Bale) charged with transporting a notorious outlaw (Russell Crowe) to an outbound train, is a tense chase film from top to bottom. Bale and Crowe are electric opposing one another, an Ben Foster adds his typical manic instability as Crowe’s henchman. 3:10 to Yuma is a Western wound tight, filled to the brim with bravado and desperation.

The Assassination of Jesse James

3) The Assassination of Jesse James by The Coward Robert Ford (2007) – This is where the field separates into not only a list of the best Westerns of this new millennium, but some of the best overall films of the last fifteen years. Andrew Dominik’s deliberate, moody tone poem is more a meditation on the Western than a traditional six-shooters-and-saddles story. Brad Pitt captures the mythic notes of Jesse James, and Oscar nominee Casey Affleck is pitch perfect as the insecure Robert Ford. Add to this the haunting soundtrack from Nick Cave and Warren Ellis, and the film elevates beyond genre into a tale of longing, wonder, and the dying ways of the Old West.

The Proposition

2) The Proposition (2005) – John Hillcoat’s Australian Western is unforgivingly violent, nihilistic, and altogether a captivating experience. Guy Pearce plays Charlie Burns, one of a trio of outlaw brothers. He is captured by Captain Stanley (Ray Winstone), a lawman charged with cleaning up the lawless Outback. He offers Burns an opportunity: kill his psychotic older brother, Arthur (Danny Huston, evocative), or see his younger, simple-minded brother hanged. The setup is brilliant, and the unfolding compelling and often brutal. Hillcoat captures the stunning beauty of Australian, the stark desolation of an Outback without rules, the madness in men, and the physical and mental toll violence can take on humanity.

There Will Be Blood

1) There Will Be Blood (2007) – This may be a bit of cheating, as There Will Be Blood is in no way a traditional Western. There are few horses, no gunfights, and no clear heroes and villains. That being said, Paul Thomas Anderson’s finest film is still a signal, taking the Old West out and bringing in the new industrialization of the country. Daniel Day-Lewis is magnificent, hypnotically intense as the obsessive oilman Daniel Plainview. As Plainview squares off against Eli Sunday, a religious charlatan, tension grows almost unbearably, and madness consumes everyone in their orbit. Anderson’s film is a battle of wills, a fight between religion and capitalism, and an examination of what lies in the darkest corners of men’s hearts.

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‘Sinister Six’ Film Could Become A Reality In The MCU

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Drew Goddard was out promoting The Martian and talked with iO9 about the Sinister Six film he was working on and presumably scrapped after the Spider-Man returned to the MCU. Goddard apparently wrote the script for the Sinister Six to fit in any continuity.

“My vision of that movie was a summer annual, so you didn’t have to worry about continuity. It was just, ‘We take Peter, put him on an adventure, we put him back in his life.’ I intentionally wanted a movie that didn’t have to worry about mythology and continuity. It was important to me to make a movie that could stand on its own. So the good news is, you know, [laughs], it slots in very well to any plan anybody ever wants. We just need to let a couple years go by, I think,” said Goddard to io9.

As this is the third time with the Spider-Man franchise, all roads need to point towards a Sinister Six film. Anything less than that seems like a waste of time or a rehash of the previous two incarnations.

The next Spider-Man will be directed by Jon Watts, with screenplay by John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein, and Tom Holland stars in the lead role as Peter Parker with Marisa Tomei as Aunt May. The film is due out on July 28, 2017.

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COOTIES Review: Elijah Wood and co. Anchor Uneven Zombie Flick with Huge Laughs

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It never came as a surprise to me that I was greatly enjoying a movie in which elementary school children were turned into flesh-eating zombies, and then routinely hacked to pieces by their dysfunctional faculty. That is probably the greatest strength of Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion’s film, Cooties. It successfully straddles the line between what we will and won’t accept when it comes to an absurdist horror-comedy. Here, catharsis is the relevant currency and the audience is all the better for it, despite a severely dragging mid-section and scares that don’t match up to the laughs.

Elijah Wood (who also produces*) stars as Clint, a maybe-writer who has moved back to his hometown from New York to do some substitute teaching at Ft. Chicken Elementary School. Clint goes to his first day of classes, book manuscript firmly in hand, and discovers that the kids are awful, his childhood crush and fellow teacher, Lucy (Alison Pill), is dating alpha-male gym teacher, Wade (Rainn Wilson) and the chicken nuggets have begun to transform these students into ravenous zombies.

The plot mildly twists and turns but the movie gets almost all of its mileage from the conceit that the children have turned into monsters and the teachers must fight back. I was impressed at the brisk pace of the first act and a half; jokes and gore coming at nearly breakneck pace and characters that are clearly established with very little effort and screen time. The script by Ian Brennan (GLEE) and Leigh Whannell (SAW) is slick and wry when delivering each punch. Whannell also pulls double duty here, acting as socially inept and likely future serial killer, Doug.

Whannell is the notable scene-stealer but each cast member gets their chance to out-weird the other with Jack McBrayer, Nasim Pedrad, Jorge Garcia (though he’s eventually relegated to a less successful side-movie of his own) and Peter Kwong as the school’s heroic, Samurai-esque janitor rounding out the ensemble.

Wood’s performance, in particular, is notable for imbuing a character that is narcissistic and irritating with a shred of sympathy. His seemingly ageless face and big blue eyes do work with small glances that others couldn’t do with pages of dialogue.

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For all that the cast and writers do right, they also can’t quite stick the other half of their genre’s promise: horror. The second act of the film tries to up the tension, the undead kids closing in on the janitor’s office where our faculty has taken refuge. Directing team Miliott and Murnion are great at playing fast and loose with the script and performances, but struggle when things need to be reigned in. The film’s horror bits work best when Cooties is being ghoulish and gross, often garnering a laugh at the same time as a cringe. A set piece involving the collection of candy for an uninfected, diabetic child is aimless and, due to the film’s established stakes and tone, bereft of drama.

Thankfully, the movie is able to right the ship and hurtles toward a finale that is big and weird and messed up in the best of ways (which, according to producers Wood and Josh C. Waller, apparently isn’t the ending that was seen when the film premiered at Sundance this year, after which the producers were given more funding to film a more cinematic, fun sequence). At the end, I was actually doubled-over, cackling with laughter.

Cooties presents enough vicious laughs and gore that it overcomes a sluggish middle-third and the sidelining of certain characters to become a more-than-solid entry in the horror-comedy genre. The mileage you get out of the film depends on your acceptance of heightened situations and ridiculous moments, but I’d say if you choose to watch an R-rated move called Cooties, you’re well aware of what you’re in for.

Cooties was released simultaneously in limited theaters and VOD on September, 18.

* In a Q&A that followed the screening of the film, Wood noted that he wasn’t planning to play a part in the film at all, and wanted to serve solely as a producer through his company, SpectreVision, which has grown to be a very bright spot in his career. The iconic actor from The Lord of the Rings trilogy will never shed that fame, but has found a very interesting chunk of the industry where he can showcase what speaks to him and co-founder Waller. Wood, in person, and through the films his company produces, comes across as such a Superfan for genre cinema that it simply adds to his allure as a geek culture cornerstone.

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Coming This Fall: The Perfect Insider

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Alright, enough of these terrible shows, let’s check out something with promise shall we? Today let’s look at the mystery show Subete ga F Ni Naru: The Perfect Insider, and I must say… I’m pretty excited.

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Synopsis: “Sōhei Saikawa is a member of the Saikawa Research Lab. He goes on a vacation held by the lab, and Moe Nishinosono, the daughter of his mentor, joins the group on their vacation despite not being a part of the lab. There, the two end up finding a corpse. The two work together to solve the mysteries of what becomes a serial murder case.” (Source)

Animated by A-1 Pictures (AnohanaSilver SpoonSword Art OnlineShigatsu wa Kimi no Uso), directed by Mamoru Kanbe (Elfen LiedSound of the Sky), and adapted from a book by Hiroshi Mori (The Sky Crawlers).

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There are a couple of factors that really get me excited about this show. The first being the fact that it’s adapted from a novel. Not a light novel, actual novel. Add to that the mystery genre, the director, and the chance that this could be A-1 Pictures at it’s best, and this becomes one of the best looking shows of the season.

Subete ga F Ni Naru: The Perfect Insider will begin airing October 9th, 2015, for the Fall 2015 season.

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[Review] Farewell to Monster Girls – ep. 12

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Boy did these last three months fly by. And while I hate to say Farewell to Monster Girls, I like to think that its been time well spent. But all of that is to be left for a complete series review, which I’ll be doing in the coming week. As for now, lets see what kind of finale were dealing with before we say our dear Farewell to Monster Girls.

Episode Summary

With the prospect of Kimihito dying, the girls in the house retreat with him, hoping to get away from the “harbinger of death”. But in the process each of the girls, unintentionally, bring him close to death. But once Kimihito figures out that Lala actually has no power of predicting death or reaping souls, she finds residence in his house. Bringing the monster girl line up to seven.

The second half deals with Kimihto now unable to provide for his house of hungry monsters. So they go into town and get some very generous handouts. Later Kimihito finds out that the food bill is reimbursable under the interspecies exchange act.

Episode thoughts

Now I don’t know where they found the money or time to animate the first minute so beautifully, but I appreciate the fact that it was there. It was a good intro to a good finale and really helped wrap up this show, even though it’s completely open-ended.

But it’s not only the animation that brings it for the finale, the jokes hit home in classic Monster Girls form, as well. The whole chase scene gives all the girls to get their own classic gag in there while still having it feel like the episode was progressing, and not just stopping to make a joke. Mero’s joke, to pick out an example, keeps her gag fresh while still having the Mero charm present. Of all the girls I think her’s is the most likely to get old, so I’m glad the could keep it fresh to the end. (Theres a fish pun in there somewhere)

If you read my last episode review you’ll know I wasn’t surprised at the fact that Lala was faking it all along. However I didn’t expect the explanation as to why Kimihito knew that was the reason to be so funny. Having him have been a delusional teenager himself really caught me off guard. Instead of just explaining why he knew, they make it into a joke accompanied with an explanation, which is always better than either or. The only problem I have to say is that the intro of Lala seems pointless to throw it at the end. I mean she isn’t even relevant in the last half, and I hate to say this is one of the problems with trying to faithfully adapt someone else source material. From the viewer Lala is as good as a one-off character, and I really wish they would have found a way to fit her into more episodes to let us have a little more fun with her.

But even though the second half is more or less, Lala free, it still holds up and helps wrap up the show in a very nice way. One of these way surprisingly isn’t a funny or a sexy circumstance. But I found it really nice to have a whole shopping district being there to help these monster girls and give them free stuff. It may have been a given that there are people in this world that are nice and kind to monster girls, but seeing that in action makes it feel more real. And having this scenario just gives me the warm fuzzies.

Plus this finally give us an explanation as to why Miia is such a bad cook. This is another place where the joke writing really shines. They have the shopping scenario play into Cerea’s high taste buds, which plays into Miia having horrible taste buds. Which explains why she’s such a bad cook. The stream of humor is constant and just clicks. No doubt are these jokes hard to implement, so I think its notable when they happen.

One joke I do wish they did build more on was Mero’s expansive fish knowledge, and her need to show her plethora of knowledge. I honestly think this is the strongest gag as opposed to her tragedy obsession. But the fish joke is too hard to implement as easy as the tragedy joke, so I see why it is the way it is. But one joke that doesn’t ever seems to run out, is the fact that Suu is the ultimate swiss army knife. It seems no matter the situation Suu can be the most useful tool. Whether its to advance the plot, to produce fan-service, or just being the cutest darn pile of slime, Suu shows all those assets here at the end. And surprisingly she is the only one who seems to understand the food crisis that Kimihito is in, which is ironic and pretty funny.

As I try to beat around the bush to saying farewell to Monster Girls, I don’t think that they could have left me with a better last episode. That is, other than the open-endedness, which is the problem of sticking with a faithful adaptation. Thankfully none of the flaws I have previously noted seemed to be in this episode. And I’ll have to really think about the series as a whole before I do a complete review on Monster Girls. But as far as I’m concerned, episode twelve brings it home in the most fitting way for a show like this.

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5-Minute Sneak Preview of ‘The Flash’ Season 2

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The CW has released a brand new Poster for ‘The Flash’ season two (in which the scarlet speedster looks determined), accompanied by a five minute sneak preview of the upcoming season on iTunes. For those who have not been able to check it out on iTunes, we have a low res version embedded for your enjoyment via Heather on Vimeo.

Picking up months after the Singularity attacked Central City, Barry (Grant Gustin) is still struggling to forgive himself for Eddie’s death. Concerned about putting his friends in danger, Barry has pushed everyone away and has chosen to protect the city on his own. When a meta-human named Atom Smasher (guest star Adam Copeland) attacks the city, Iris (Candice Patton) tells Barry that he needs to let his friends help him protect the citizens of Central City. Meanwhile, Cisco (Carlos Valdes) helps Joe (Jesse L. Martin) with his Meta Task Force.

The Flash returns to small screens on Tuesday October 6, 2015.

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Robert De Niro Shuts Down Interview: “I’m Not Doing This, Darling.”

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Always curmudgeon-y and awkward Robert De Niro shut down an interview with Radio Times journalist Emma Brockes. Before walking out, De Niro allegedly told Brockes, “I’m not doing this, darling.”

The interview was on the press-junket tour for De Niro’s upcoming trudge through mediocrity, the dramedy The Intern. The Independent detailed what led to the actor ending the interview:

Appearing “depressed”, the actor delivered some perfunctory opening answers, albeit “glumly”. But the Oscar-winner bridled when his inquisitor, Emma Brockes, asked how he resists the temptation to go into “autopilot” mode on set, followed by her observation that the Tribeca district of New York, where De Niro co-founded a film festival, has been taken over by bankers.

It was here where De Niro asked Brockes to stop the tape recorder and decided to end the interview. “He then pops up out of his chair, starts pacing madly and says he’s cutting short the interview because of the “negative inference,” wrote Brockes. To her credit, Brockes did not back down from De Niro, pushing the question regarding bankers taking over his festival. De Niro would have none of it. Nor would Brockes, who wrote:

“His jaw is working and he looks wildly around the room as if in search of a window to jump through. ‘I’m not doing this, darling,’ he says. ‘I think you’re very condescending.’ ‘Oh, you think ‘darling’ is condescending?’”

Following the extended back and forth, Brockes wrote her own statement:

“I have sympathy with De Niro because nobody wants to be there for these choreographed junket interviews. I was expecting him to be a little quiet but the combination of hostility and condescension irritated me and I ended up losing my cool. I certainly didn’t go in looking for an argument but when it happened I did think ‘at least he’s finally saying something.’”

Robert De Niro has never been the best at interviews. He has never seemed comfortable or willing to divulge details or discuss his work. Especially in recent years, when his work has been, as Brockes notes, “on autopilot,” save for a few performances here and there. That being said, De Niro is 72-years old, he’s made dozens and dozens of films, and he knows what the deal is when it comes to promotion.

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Rumor: Netflix ‘Marvel’s Luke Cage’ To Have The Tone Of ‘The Wire’

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A Reddit user claiming to work for a music sync company posted details to Marvel’s Luke Cage staring Mike Colter in the lead role. There are quite a few interesting details in the post, but take everything here merely as a rumor.

I work for a music sync company and we recently had this description come through for music needed in an episode of Luke Cage.

Luke Cage is written by Cheo Coker (Ray Donovan, Southland) and the first two episodes are being directed by Paul McGuigan (Sherlock Pilot, Scandal Pilot). Played by Mike Colter, it is the story of a bulletproof, super-powered man on the run from the law who, despite his checkered past, can’t help but become a hero. We like to say it’s all Marvel but closer in tone to The Wire.

TONE: Luke Cage is a dark, yet vibrantly kinetic world with cinematic scope — SHAFT meets CITY OF GOD. The music is hip-hop in all its bombast and complexity, a living, breathing character in the show, with song choices ranging from the instantly recognizable classics to the fresh, next big thing. This unique tone will be the backdrop as we tell the story of a superpowered escaped convict at war with himself, who sets up shop in a community at war with itself. Marvel represents family entertainment. Our series will never show tobacco smoking or drugs. We are PG-16, never rated R.

SETTING: The Harlem of right now. A patchwork of brick-and-mortar history and a highrise future. Predominantly Black, the area is nevertheless a mosh pit of income brackets and ethnicities. Our hero, LUKE CAGE, moves in several worlds – he lives above a Chinese restaurant, and works for cash at a beloved barbershop by day. At night, he’s a dishwasher at a slick, gangster-owned nightclub. Within these different worlds Luke will notice a pattern: Harlem is plagued by crime, corruption, and gangsters, and needs a hero.

THEMES: Identity. Power. Manhood. Who is Luke Cage? Is he the escaped con that just wants to be left alone, or is he railing against his destiny to become a hero and better his community? Over the course of season one, Luke will grow into the hero we’ve been waiting for.

Luke Cage is the third of five Marvel premium Netflix series. It’s a dark, grounded, adult, premium cable show. Luke is one of Marvel’s most iconic “street-level” superheroes, with his origins going back to the early 1970’s, and he’s a huge fan-favorite.

Marvel’s Luke Cage is currently filming and will be released on Netflix in 2016.

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The Muppets: Missy Piggy Is On Tinder

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Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy were on Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday night promoting their new show The Muppets which premieres Tuesday night on ABC.

The interview led to questions about the couples break up and Kimmel helped Miss Piggy get back in the dating scene by setting her up a Tinder account.

The cross promotion of The Muppets across the Disney owned family of channels has been just awful. It feels way too forced, ESPN NFL Countdown had Muppets everywhere and it was a chore to watch. This appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live is no better, hopefully the show is better than the promotion.

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New CBS ‘Supergirl’ Trailer – So Many Kryptonians

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CBS released a new trailer for Supergirl Monday evening as the show approaches the October 26th premiere.

A Negative Zone prison crash lands on Earth releasing all the Kryptonian prisoners and it is up to Supergirl to stop them. WHAT?! The series is definitely going bold but it won’t last if each episode is the “prisoner of the week” storyline. What makes The Flash so endearing is Barry Allen is a lovable loser and the viewer understands his struggles and wants him to succeed. Supergirl has this potential!

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