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REVIEW: “The 5th Wave” plodding and predictable, wastes talented cast

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Poorly-paced, predictable, and teeth-gnashingly cheesy in moments of “high” emotional drama, The 5th Wave is representative of Hollywood studios doing the worst possible disservice to an author and a popular novel series in its efforts to bring the novel’s story to the screen. While the sci-fi backdrop of the film’s story brings a great deal of potential for original suspense, what happens in the foreground is teen-romance-by-numbers, resulting in a wholly uninteresting and underwhelming cinematic experience.

Chloë Grace Moretz (Kick-Ass, If I Stay) plays Cassie Sullivan, a middle America teen whose most standout qualities prior to the end of the world as she knows it are that she’s actually a good, sweet girl who follows the rules, gets home before curfew, and enjoys tucking her little brother Sammy (Zackary Arthur) in at night by singing him to sleep. But her “normal” life, as well as the normal lives of everyone else on Earth, comes to a crashing halt with the silent arrival of “the Others”, aliens who, upon their arrival, at first simply hover ominously above the planet in space ships the size of cities. But within days the invaders begin their onslaught upon humanity in catastrophic “waves”, the first three of which decimate the planet’s population.

Cassie, Sammy, and their father Oliver (Ron Livingston) survive the first three waves, and are among a small group of survivors who believe their salvation is at hand with the arrival of U.S. Army Colonel Vosch (Liev Schreiber) and troops from a nearby Air Force base. But Cassie’s encounter with Vosch and his men heralds the fourth wave, and is the real beginning of her survival story, not the end, as soon she finds herself separated from Sammy, alone in the wilderness and hunted by the Others, who seek to eliminate the last remnants of Earth’s once-dominant species.

Determined to re-unite with Sammy, Cassie carefully makes her way across a now-desolate and lifeless landscape toward her only clue to his whereabouts, while Sammy himself, along with hundreds of other children and teens, including Cassie’s one-time classmate crush Ben Parish (Nick Robinson, Jurassic World) find themselves facing their own test of fortitude, as they are tasked with nothing less than becoming soldiers and driving the Others from the planet. But can any of them — Cassie, Sammy, Nick, or their fellow survivors — trust anyone or anything, including each other, in their efforts to simply survive?

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The script for The 5th Wave, by scribes Susannah Grant (Erin Brockovich), Akiva Goldsman (I am Legend) & Jeff Pinkner (The Amazing Spider-Man 2), is by far the weakest link here, as it fails to even once deliver a twist or a plot turn that doesn’t feel obligatory to the genre and the target audience. First-person narration by the main character to retain character interiority and the feeling of “reading” the story, the likable, easily sympathetic every-girl main character who must find inner strength and fortitude she didn’t know she had, a love triangle (or, at least, the beginning of one), and an ending that naturally points to sequel films — it’s all here, and in addition to it all unfolding seemingly at half-speed — The 5th Wave clocks in at under two hours but feels more like three — now, in the post-Twilight, post-Hunger Games glut of films derived from profitable YA properties, it all comes off as uninspired, regardless of the talent on screen attempting to make that material compelling.

Speaking of that talent, it’s worth noting that they do their with what they’re provided. Chloë Grace Moretz is certainly no stranger to action at this point in her career, so she handles the physicality necessary demanded by the role of Cassie with comfort and ease. She’s also a performer of considerable acting skill, which she demonstrates over and over again in The 5th Wave while making even the silliest, most contrived scenes, most of which center on the film’s main romantic subplot, even remotely watchable. Meanwhile, Nick Robinson, who spent most of his screen time in last year’s Jurassic World either in moody-teen-mode or running for his life from CGI dinosaurs, gets to show a bit more dramatic range, as he capably handles the change All-American football star and good guy Ben undergoes, transforming into the guy his squadmates come to know as “Zombie.” As for Liev Schreiber, his talents are hardly challenged here. He’s asked to be charismatic, complex, and intense — hardly a stretch for the actor who leads the cast of Showtime’s “Ray Donovan” every season.

Put all that together, and you have in The 5th Wave a film that underwhelms in every measurable way. The novel, which was published in 2013, got its sequel, “The Infinite Sea” in 2014, and the conclusion of the series, “The Lost Star” is due out later this year. If the result of this production and its high box-office bomb potential has anything to do with it, however, it’s quite unlikely that the film series will enjoy the same longevity.

The 5th Wave
Starring Chloë Grace Moretz, Nick Robinson, Ron Livingston, Maggie Siff, Alex Roe, Maria Bello, Maika Monroe, and Liev Schreiber. Directed by J Blakeson.
Running Time: 112 minutes
Rated PG-13 for violence and destruction, some sci-fi thematic elements, language and brief teen partying.

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Five Potential Titles for the ‘Spider-Man’ Reboot

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After many long years, the much beloved Spider-Man character will finally join the Marvel Cinematic Universe in a deal that was announced in 2015 between Sony and Marvel Studios. Spider-Man will first show up in this summer’s Captain America: Civil War. The next time we catch up Spidey will be in his latest reboot and one thing we still don’t know is what this film could be called, with the assumption that it won’t be either Spider-Man nor The Amazing Spider-Man as not to be confused with the previous movies. Let’s take a look at some potential titles for the reboot.

Spectacular Spider-Man

Spectacular Spider-Man

To date, there has been over 700 issues that fell under the The Amazing Spider-Man banner, and it was no surprise when Sony rebooted the movie franchise in 2012 they went with this to differentiate it from Sam Raimi’s series. With another reboot coming our way, the smart money could be on The Spectacular Spider-Man which is the second longest running Spider-Man comic title. This was also the name of a short-lived animated TV series that aired between 2008-2009.

Peter Parker Spider-Man

Peter Parker, Spider-Man

Another former comic title, Peter Parker, Spider-Man. Mostly known for its part in the Clone Saga throughout the 90s, Peter Parker, Spider-Man was the banner for over 150 issues of Spider-Man comics. One of the criticisms of the previous movies was that neither tapped into the true essence of Peter Parker and Spider-Man as two different personalities. This may set the tone that the film is about portraying the true Peter Parker as well as Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: Brand New Day

Spider-Man: Brand New Day

Brand New Day served as the title of a relatively unpopular storyline that witnessed Peter’s life with Mary Jane erased from history. This film will probably not be an adaptation of that storyline but this would serve as a great title for this movie. A new take on Spider-Man and a new day for the MCU with a brand new type of hero.

Spider-Man Kraven's Last Hunt

Spider-Man: Kraven’s Last Hunt

The title of one of Spider-Man’s most famous story arcs, although I’m rooting for Kraven to appear this is not a direct suggestion, but more an idea that the subtitle may directly reference the antagonist. This is a possible option as we’ve seen it done already in the MCU with Avengers: Age of Ultron and Captain America: The Winter Soldier.

Spider-Man The New Avenger

Spider-Man: The New Avenger

Spider-Man traditionally refused to join any Avengers team in the comics until Brian Michael Bendis’ New Avengers series in 2004. Marvel will probably not echo his reluctance in the MCU, but they may choose to nod to his first official appearance with the reboot. This title would also reflect the first appearance of Cap in The First Avenger.

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Review: Serial Season One (Podcast) – Worthy of Close Examination

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In the past week, I have been dragged into the world of podcasts as of late. Listening to tens of hours of content while running, doing household chores, and my work. Within the past 10 days, I have become addicted to podcasts, this is due, almost entirely, to the WBEZ Chicago, This American Life spin-off Serial.

“Serial tells one story—a true story—over the course of a season. Each season, we follow a plot and characters wherever they take us. We won’t know what happens at the end until we get there, not long before you get there with us.”

The first season of Serial covers the murder of Hae Min Lee. The incomplete nature of evidence has attracted people to take sides, demands for retrials, and the interest of reporter Sarah Koenig.

“On January 13, 1999, a girl named Hae Min Lee, a senior at Woodlawn High School in Baltimore County, Maryland, disappeared. A month later, her body was found in a city park. She’d been strangled. Her 17-year-old ex-boyfriend, Adnan Syed, was arrested for the crime, and within a year, he was sentenced to life in prison. The case against him was largely based on the story of one witness, Adnan’s friend Jay, who testified that he helped Adnan bury Hae’s body. But Adnan has always maintained he had nothing to do with Hae’s death. Some people believe he’s telling the truth. Many others don’t.”

Serial Review Case

The first season is broken up into twelve episodes, with an average length of any given episode being about 42 minutes (the longest is 55 minutes, shortest being 27 minutes), this gives Serial almost 8 1/2 hours of time to delve into the details. Each episode has a rough focus, on the body location, on Jay’s account, on the investigative process. This is where one of Serial‘s strengths is apparent, its focus on detail.

Unlike TV murders, Adnan’s case is very messy, full of contradicting accounts and evidence, details that may or may not be useful, and general chaos. Serial is not afraid to closely examine everything, presenting any and all evidence to its audience, both for and against Adnan. Serial‘s greatest asset is the power it gives its audience.

Unlike TV murders, the answer is not obvious, unlike TV murders, the liars are not clear, unlike TV murders, Serial is interesting. Serial lets you see the evidence up close, Serial lets you choose how important each piece is, Serial lets you decide what to make of the case. Sarah Koenig does not present herself as the one who knows everything, the one who will guide you through this case towards the conclusive answer. By the finale, Sarah is just as confused, unsure, and conflicted as you are.

The quality of the podcast is just as great. While quite a few clips are a little hard to hear (most were recorded in 1999 after all), Sarah’s voice is crisp and clear. The music was never too obtrusive, and it helped add to the atmosphere. The theme, in particular, was exceptional, setting the perfect mood while also playing clips from earlier to refresh the memory. The true stamp of quality, however, is that every time the theme played the only thought that went through my head would be, ‘I cannot wait for what’s about to come.’

 

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The crew of Serial

Serial is a chance to really sink your teeth into a criminal case, turning every stone, chewing on each new development. The only flaw to be found in Serial is that, unlike TV murders, the conclusion is not satisfactory. Despite the hours of interviews and research Sarah Koenig does not have a conclusive answer, and despite the hours of listening, neither does her viewers.

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‘The Mummy’ Update: Prime Release Date, Big Star Power Confirmed

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The Mummy, Universal’s official launch of their new connected monster’s universe, has a new robust release date of June 9, 2017. Additionally, Tom Cruise, who has been circling the project in rumor mills for some time, is now officially attached to the film.

The new release date instills confidence in the project. Moving the date from March 24, 2017 to the middle of the summer movie season is promising on one hand, but on the other hand, it raises new concerns that the picture will be action oriented. That, on top of the fact action superstar Cruise is officially on board. Sofia Boutella will star alongside Cruise, and is expected to be the new female mummy character.

Cruise’s role is uncertain at this point, but rumors have been narrowing his part down. Variety’s Justin Kroll tweeted back in November that Cruise would probably play an ex-Navy SEAL who might show up in latter entries in the universe and tie things together:

This is also a little disconcerting… a Navy SEAL?! This is definitely angling towards an action-heavy kickstart to a franchise which absolutely deserves to be heavier on the horror. Hopefully they mix the two elements well.

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Mark Ruffalo Likens ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ to ‘Midnight Run’

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Mark Ruffalo recently spoke to Empire about his role in next year’s Thor: Ragnarok.

Ruffalo will be reprising his role as Bruce Banner, a.k.a. The Hulk, who was last seen going into seclusion at the end of Avengers: Age of Ultron. He will co-star opposite Chris Hemsworth, returning as Thor for the fifth time, whose apocalyptic vision in Age of Ultron laid the seeds for his next solo title. Ruffalo commented briefly on what can be expected in the film:

“There’s a little bit of Midnight Run, with [Charles] Grodin and [Robert] De Niro,” Ruffalo told Empire. “I feel like that’s kind of where we’re heading with this relationship between Thor and Banner.” So is it a road movie? “It is a universal road movie – that’s where we’re heading,” he says, adding cryptically: “It’s not where you’d think it will be, so it’s not your classic road movie but it has that structure, I think.”

Ruffalo acknowledges that he hasn’t actually read the script for Ragnarok yet, but he bases his description on conversations he has had with others working on the film.

It’s interesting that the Academy Award nominee chose Midnight Run as a comparison, since the 1988 film is more “buddy comedy” than action/adventure, but that may have been his intended meaning. Here he comments on the new Thor taking a more “smart-comedic” route:

“I love Chris [Hemsworth], and it’s not an accident that we’ve been put together because we have a good time together and we goof off. The fact that we’re moving towards the smart-comedic bent plays into our relationship.” And Banner will be heading to Asgard. “[Am I looking forward to that?] Hells, yeah.”

Thor Age of Ultron

Thor: Ragnarok is scheduled for release in the US on November 3, 2017.

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Netflix Original Programming Release Schedule For 2016

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On Monday, Netflix started to release information on their original programming for 2016. Below is a complete list of shows with premiere dates, trailers, and descriptions.

The network also announced a second season of Marvel’s Jessica Jones has been ordered, release date is still unknown.

January 23 – Chelsea Does…

Chelsea Handler is going there. In this new four-part documentary series, Handler is asking the questions that we all have, but are too afraid to ask. Delving into topics that fascinate her: marriage, racism, Silicon Valley, and drugs– she goes after answers, all with her wry and unique sense of humor.

February 5 – Hannibal Buress: Comedy Camisado

He’s a kamikaze gambler. A one-arm cuddler. And if his fly is down, so be it. A night of sly riffs and slow burns.

February 19 – Love

“LOVE follows Gus and Mickey as they navigate the exhilarations and humiliations of intimacy, commitment, and other things they were hoping to avoid.
Having recently ended their respective dysfunctional relationships, Gus and Mickey meet each other by chance at a convenience store and forge a connection in the mending of their broken hearts and egos.

Created by Judd Apatow (40 Year Old Virgin, Trainwreck), Lesley Arfin (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Awkward) and Paul Rust (Arrested Development).

February 26 – Fuller House

In Fuller House, the adventures that began in 1987 on Full House continue, with
Veterinarian D.J. Tanner-Fuller (Candace Cameron-Bure) recently widowed and living in San Francisco. D.J.’s younger sister/aspiring musician Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin) and D.J.’s lifelong best friend/fellow single mother Kimmy Gibbler (Andrea Barber), along with Kimmy’s feisty teenage daughter Ramona, all move in to help take care of D.J.’s three boys — the rebellious 12-year-old Jackson, neurotic 7-year-old Max and her newborn baby, Tommy Jr.

February 26 – Theo Von: No Offense

March 4 – House of Cards, Season 4

March 11 – Flaked

March 18 – Jimmy Carr Funny Business

March 18 – Marvel’s Daredevil, Season 2

Just when Matt thinks he is bringing order back to the city, new forces are rising in Hell’s Kitchen. Now the Man Without Fear must take on a new adversary in Frank Castle and face an old flame – Elektra Natchios.

Bigger problems emerge when Frank Castle, a man looking for vengeance, is reborn as The Punisher, a man who takes justice into his own hands in Matt’s neighborhood. Meanwhile, Matt must balance his duty to his community as a lawyer and his dangerous life as the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen, facing a life-altering choice that forces him to truly understand what it means to be a hero.

April 1 – Lost & Found Music Studios

April 1 – The Ranch

April 15 – Kong: King of the Apes

April 15 – Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 2

April 22 – Patton Oswalt: Talking for Clapping

May 5 – Marseille

Robert Taro has been the mayor of Marseille for 25 years. Now he faces a merciless election against his young, ambitious former protégé.

May 6 – Grace & Frankie, Season 2

June 3 – Word Party

June 17 – Orange is the New Black, Season 4

Time for some new blood. #WelcomeToLitchfield

July 15 – Stranger Things

August 12 – The Get Down

Source: Netflix Media

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Red Band Trailer: Key and Peele Return for ‘Keanu’

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Comedy team Key and Peele, whose Comedy Central show came and went too quickly, have reunited for their first feature-film together: Keanu. And no, this has nothing to do with Reeves.

Keanu in this instance is an adorable cat. Here is the (NSFW) trailer:

And here’s the synopsis:

Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, a.k.a. the hugely popular comedy duo Key & Peele, star as Clarence and Rell, two cousins who live in the city but are far from streetwise. When Rell’s beloved kitten, Keanu, is catnapped, the hopelessly straight-laced pair must impersonate ruthless killers in order to infiltrate a street gang and retrieve the purloined feline. But the incredibly adorable kitten becomes so coveted that the fight over his custody creates a gang war, forcing our two unwitting heroes to take the law into their own hands.

Key and Peele have gotten stronger in their absence from Comedy Central. Their show was aces, but they have each appeared in skits and in small roles on TV and film. This promises to be right in the wheelhouse of their comedic stylings.

Keanu hits theaters April 29.

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Facebook Will Destroy Twitter With Facebook Sports Stadium

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As a football fan, Twitter is the best place to create a second screen experience with an NFL game, but with Facebook’s announcement of Facebook Sports Stadium, this could put a huge dent in Twitter’s limited user base.

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Today Facebook launched the Facebook Sports Stadium, a dedicated place to experience sports in real-time with your friends and the world.

With 650 million sports fans, Facebook is the world’s largest stadium. The social network has built a place devoted to sports so you can get the feeling you’re watching the game with your friends even when you aren’t together.

With Facebook Sports, all the content on Facebook related to the game is in one place, and it comes in real time and appears chronologically.

Users can:
Posts from your friends, and their comments on plays

Posts and commentary from experts, like teams, leagues and journalists, with easy access to their Pages

Live scores, stats and a play-by-play

Game info, like where to find the game on TV

Users can follow the action as the game unfolds with a live play-by-play, and even like, comment on, and share individual plays. You can also get up to speed quickly with live scores and the most discussed plays. Facebook hopes this second-screen experience makes watching the broadcast even better.

As of now users can get to Facebook Sports by searching for the game, with updates coming soon. You can bet that Facebook will make a major push with this product over the next two weeks before Super Bowl 50 in Santa Clara, California.

Facebook Sports Stadium

Source: Facebook Newsroom

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Paramount Quietly Removes ‘Terminator: Genisys’ Sequel From Their Schedule

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While nobody was looking, Paramount stealthily removed a Terminator: Genisys sequel from its upcoming release schedule. The potential sequel was replaced by the big-screen adaptation of Baywatch, which might have more depth and charm than any new Terminator film.

Exhibitor Relations, who also noticed the Fantastic Four sequel was taken off FOX’s schedule, pointed out the absence of a new Terminator: Genisys… 2, or whatever ridiculous title it would have, on their Twitter feed:

This despite the claim from Skydance a few months back that the sequel – the second part of this new trilogy – was a sure thing. When Genisys did boffo numbers in China’s market it did seem like we were going to be beaten down by another failed entry into the franchise.

Paramount may have saved us from the machines.

The Terminator franchise has five entries thus far and only two good movies. It should have quit 25 years ago, and it’s time to move on to new ideas and new franchises. Until the Terminator reboot comes along.

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Updated Marvel Studios Filming Schedule Through 2020

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Wednesday Sony announced the studio was moving up the date on the Untitled Spider-Man film to July 7, 2017. Filming is expected to start this summer in Atlanta.

Spider-Man will be introduced to the Marvel Cinematic Universe on May 6 in Captain America: Civil War. The third film adaptation of Spider-Man is directed by Jon Watts from scripts by John Francis Daley and Jonathan M. Goldstein. Tom Holland will play Peter Parker / Spider-Man and Marisa Tomei has been cast as Aunt May.

Check out the updated Marvel Studios filming schedule below.

2016
March 18: Marvel’s Daredevil Season 2
May 6: Captain America: Civil War
November 4: Doctor Strange
No Date: Marvel’s Luke Cage – Netflix

2017
May 5: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
July 7: Untitled Spider-Man
November 3: Thor: Ragnarok
No Date: Marvel’s Jessica Jones Season 2 – Netflix
No Date: Marvel’s Punisher – Netflix

2018
February 16: Black Panther
May 4: Avengers: Infinity War, Part 1
July 6: Ant-Man and the Wasp
No Date: Marvel’s Iron Fist – Netflix
No Date: Marvel’s The Defenders – Netflix

2019
March 8: Captain Marvel
May 3: Avengers: Infinity War, Part 2
July 12: Inhumans

2020
May 1: Untitled Marvel Studios film
July 10: Untitled Marvel Studios film
November 6: Untitled Marvel Studios film

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