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5 Forgotten Cartoons Based On Adult Movies

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Cartoons were a staple for many individuals growing up in the 80s and 90s. Many of these cartoons are still around in some way, shape, or form because they were so beloved and told incredible stories. Some of these shows weren’t so lucky and were forgotten by the masses. A few of these forgotten shows were based on R-Rated movies. You might be asking “How did these show get past the censors?” You’ll soon see as long as a company can make a series of action figures from it, then a studio will find a way to get it on broadcast television.

     1. Rambo: The Force of Freedom

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The former green beret with flashbacks to his tour in Vietnam found a way on to Saturday morning. Take out the realist violence and introduce a global terrorist organization (S.A.V.A.G.E.) as the villain and you have a feasible G.I. Joe clone. Surprisingly, this show got a large run of 65 episodes, all in one season.

     2. Toxic Crusader

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The Toxic Avenger was infamous as a cult classic thanks to its violence and unique concept. How did they put something with these qualities on Saturday Morning? By turning it into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knock off and introducing more mutated characters like Nose-Zone and Major Disaster to fight a villain called Dr. Killemoff.

     3. Police Academy: The Animated Series

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The raunchy 80s comedy which featured jokes about oral sex also got a cartoon makeover. By increasing the character’s more comical aspects and introducing a villain called the Kingpin (who looks a lot like another Kingpin, Marvel Comic fans are familiar with). The change resulted in a surprising amount of episodes which ran for two seasons.

     4. Highlander: The Animated Series

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Animating a show based on immortals who defeat each other with decapitation doesn’t sound like it will work as a cartoon. It only succeeded by having the Highlander of the series, Quentin MacLeod find a new way to gain the powers of other immortals without head slicing. Instead through a process called “sharing” Quentin found a way to get the power of his new immortal buddies without any violence. Sounds pretty tame but it somehow found a way to get two seasons.

     5. Robocop: The Animated Series/Robocop: Alpha Commando

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The hyper violent cyborg cop not only got an animated series, but two of them. The first was shown in 1988 and picked up where the first movie left off and had Robocop fighting against more robotic menaces from the OCP corporation. The second had Robocop awaken after being in hibernation for five years to fight a terrorist group called DARC. Sadly, neither of these series have enough of a following to get a DVD release in America.

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Which of these forgotten cartoon shows do you wish would get more attention? Are there a few more forgotten shows you’d like use to focus on?

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Agent Carter Season 2: “Life of the Party” Recap and Review

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The Recap

Bluntly, part one of this week’s two-part episode, “Life of the Party,” was poorly conceived. Agent Carter’s multiple storyline format didn’t work to its advantage this week. Instead of the various storylines weaving together naturally, the disparate narratives seemed mashed together with little thought given to how they should connect.

Dr. Wilkes is still disappearing: his dramatic exit last episode was just a tease. In order to forestall his disappearance into the “dark force” that beckons him–Frodo? Luke? Kylo?–the team must acquire some Zero Matter. Wilkes plans to use Zero Matter to create a containment suit for himself. After some discussion with Sousa, Agent Carter decides that the only way to get any will involve infiltrating Calvin Chadwick‘s campaign fundraiser, which Whitney Frost will be attending, and covertly stealing some from her bloodstream using a vacuum syringe designed by Dr. Wilkes. Witness the mashing together of different storylines I referred to earlier. Strangely enough, my reaction was pretty similar to Chief Sousa’s when he has the plot described to him at the beginning of the episode, “Okay … ”

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Dottie Underwood returns in “Life of the Party”

In a sillier turn of events, because Peggy was punctured by some rebar in the last episode, a temporary replacement for Agent Carter is decided upon: Dottie Underwood–fans who have been around since last season will remember Underwood both as Peggy’s housemate at the Griffith Hotel and as a member of the elite Soviet assassin organization Leviathan.

Sick of her “six walls,” an incarcerated Underwood brokers a less than genuine release deal with Peggy. After a short training period, during which Underwood finds out about Dr. Wilkes’s intangible state, Dottie is sent to Chadwick’s campaign fundraiser. Not trusting Underwood with a gun, Peggy sends Dottie in with only the vacuum syringe, a two-way radio fascinator, and the butler who can do anything, including dance, Edwin Jarvis. Peggy and Sousa provide backup and listen in remotely in a nearby radio van.

Before long another couple of old friends show up at the campaign fundraiser, Chief Jack Thompson and his manipulative mentor Vernon Masters. Being a prisoner of the SSR, Dottie must avoid being seen by either, so while Jarvis distracts Thompson Dottie retrieves the sample from Whitney Frost. Having completed her objective, Dottie ditches her fascinator in an attempt to escape. On her way out, Dottie stumbles upon a meeting of the Council of Nine and witnesses Whitney Frost murder five of the members, including her husband Calvin Chadwick using her Zero Matter powers.

Startling truths revealed to her, Underwood attempts to make good her getaway when she’s seen by a passing Vernon Masters who demands that his thugs capture her alive. Dottie dispatches Masters’s goons with a nice bit of butt kicking but is ultimately overcome by a pistol whip from Jack Thompson. And, though she’s taken down with relative ease, Dottie’s butt kicking frenzy lasts just long enough to stop Ross and Rachel–I mean Sousa and Carter–from kissing in the radio van. Underwood gets hauled in again but she leaves the Zero Matter sample behind. Jarvis retrieves the Zero Matter and the team gets the sample back to Dr. Wilkes in the lab. Great! That was the plan and, confusing though it was, it went off okay aside from Peggy’s losing track of Dottie Underwood.

My Critique

This is where this Agent Carter two-parter lost me. Rather than immediately starting work on Dr. Wilkes’s containment suit, which was the whole point of this harebrained caper, the team is instead fixated on finding Dottie Underwood. Granted Dottie’s a security threat but it seems a bad choice to put off building Dr. Wilkes’s containment suit if he could cease to exist at any moment. After all, isn’t that why the team just pulled this crazy stunt with Dottie Underwood, because time was running out for Dr. Wilkes and they couldn’t wait for Peggy to recover from her wound? Never mind all that! The episode’s over!

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Power Man and Iron Fist #1 Review: An Incredibly Weak Punch

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Power Man/Iron Fist #1 Main CVRThey are getting the “team” back together! Well, sort of. Not really? It is totally going to happen though! It is, after-all, a book called Power Man and Iron Fist. It has to happen! That is, if they can get their feet off the ground after their rather disappointing All-New, All-Different return.

Luke Cage, AKA Power Man, and Daniel Rand, also known as the Iron Fist are back together. Not for a mission, but for the sake of a friend. And not just any friend. For Family. After nearly five years in jail, Jennie Royce, the previous Office Manager for Heroes for Hire and convicted murderer, is free. The Heroes wish to welcome her personally and offer as much support as needed for her return to the real world. But that offer does not stay on the table long. With one simple request, Luke and Danny find themselves going from a simple lunch to twisted-up in a bed of lies and deceit.Power Man/Iron Fist #1 Hip Hop CVR

Luke Cage is on television (both animated and live action). And Iron Fist is quickly following suit. Yet, either together or apart, the pair of superheroes have been through some of the best and worst storytelling in the industry. Their stories have been tweaked, adjusted, rebooted and everything in between. But even with the reboot, all the excitement and dedicated fan base, Marvel’s All-New, All-Different story falls disappointingly flat.

BadAzz MoFo editor, David Walker (Shaft), took the helm on Power Man and Iron Fist #1. His story line was easy to understand and introduced a twist that could take this new story down an engaging path. He creates emotion by recalling on one of the darkest moments in the Heroes for Hire timeline. Walker’s work may be nothing that would be “worth writing home about” bPower Man/Iron Fist #1 Young CVRut definitely interesting enough to keep your attention. A little jumpy and, other than a few odd questions, it was a decently written book.

Sanford Greene’s art on the other hand, was so difficult to take in that the just-above-mediocre book became almost unreadable. Greene’s work with Noelle Stevenson (Lumberjanes) on the Secret Wars tie-in/continuation, Runaways, had a decent following, but it came on like two online-personalities got together and wrote a tolerable book. With Power Man and Iron Fist, however, it is more like a professional writer was just paired off with a professional Tumblr artist.

Lee Loughridge’s (Cry Havoc) monochromatic color scheme helped somewhat but Greene seemed to have a hard keeping up with the script. His facial features continued to change throughout the book, most commonly around Danny, almost as if he could not figure how to properly define each separate emotion. Then the changing proportions of the hands and eyes at random panels became so distracting that I had to flip back and forth between a few pages just to make sure I was still following the story.

With the art and writing added together, Power Man and IronPower Man/Iron Fist #1 Black Panther CVR Fist #1 was substandard. There were several call-backs, events that will lead to some fun storytelling but not enough cohesion to make it a good book. If the art can catch up, the book could potentially pick up some steam.

This book may not have been for me but every title deserves a chance. Make sure to stop by your local comics retailer and grab Power Man and Iron Fist #1 today.

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PREDATOR: LIFE AND DEATH #1REVIEW: The Predator Universe Done Right

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PREDATOR: LIFE AND DEATH #1, published by Dark Horse Comics, isn’t available for purchase until March 2nd, but trust me you’re going to want to get your hands on this one.  Written by Dan Abnett, and artwork by Brian Albert Thies, the issue develops a story with an encompassing imaginative world that Predator deserves.  I can’t comment on Predator’s other comic adaptions like the crossover with Batman, or Archie, but I definitely see this issue as an extremely accurate portrayal.

The plot is relatively simple.  An overworked and trigger-happy United Stated Colonial Marine Corps (USCM) unit, is sent to an alien planet to scout a Weyland-Yutani location for a “standard compliance investigation.”  A typical story-line for the franchise, much like the original Predator, but the uniqueness comes from the dialogue and how it sculpts the characters.  The most impressive personality comes from Captain Paget.  She’s a strong female, who questions the Weyland-Yutani representative on the “minimal” amount of risk of this operation.  The back and forth between her and Mr. Lorimer sets a strong precedent of her leadership and qualities, in which we see later when she interacts with her unit.  She clearly has full control and trust of them.  Her demeanor, pessimism, and strength is reminiscent of Ripley from the Alien franchise.

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The rest of the characters are colorful, sharp tongued, military wise-crackers, and although they don’t get as many panels as Captain Paget, there’s enough moments to gather a little connection to them.  This factor enhances the build-up of tension due to their charisma and knowing the Predator realm, one starts to wonder who is going to get turned inside out.  The characters are also refreshingly diverse in ethnicity, and gender.

predator: life and deathAs much as the book exceeds at establishing well-crafted characters, and preparing readers for an epic showdown with Predator, the art alone is worth every penny.  Whether we see the inter-workings on the spaceships, or the expanse of this alien world, it’s all captivating eye-candy.  I cannot express how well Brian Thesis shapes this universe.  There is minute detail in everything, which really helps feeling encompassed and transported into the individuals realms.  The variety of color helps propel this, as well.  The environments stand apart with magnificent blends of swirled textured color unique to each place.

Overall, this book builds on great characters, great tension, and glorious artwork.  These attributes provide an entertaining first issue to jump start this four part arc.  It has the payoff of the Predator, and an enticing cliffhanging for the next chapter.  Dark Horse Comics may just have a hit on their hands for Predator, Alien, and action fans alike.  Keep your eyes peeled for March 2nd.

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Lucha Underground S2S4: The Temple Gets Sleazy & Pentagon Faces Puma

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New Faces & New Match-Ups; Lucha Underground Is Heating Up!

The Lucha Underground Temple continues to welcome new faces while old faces begin to start turning on each other. This week’s episode of the hit El Rey Network show continued the story of Prince Puma’s road to re-claiming the gold as well as introducing us to independent wrestling icon Joey Ryan. Below are some of the major moments from the most recent Lucha Underground!

1. Son of Havoc, Ivelisse, & Angélico Fight The Crew!

-Following a promo where Ivelisse stormed into the Catrina office demanding a Trio’s Tag Title match, the female luchador was thrown into a match with her team against the returning Crew. The Crew is led by wrestling legend Chavo Guerrero; they came together last season to attack another wrestler named Texano. While The Crew is looking to further their name, the former champions of Son of Havoc, Ivelisse, & Angélico are just trying to reclaim their gold. The match was quick and the former champs got the victory; the highlight of the match was Texano returning to attack Chavo & The Crew.

2. Johnny Mundo’s Promo
-Before the next match with his rival Cage, Johnny Mundo let the world know he is the most important wrestler in The Temple. He spoke about his impressive year last season and how he deserves a title shot; not fighting against ‘The Machine’. This was a great way to hype their match next week and I look forward to these vastly different wrestler going at it.

3. Joey Ryan Vs. ‘The Machine’ Cage

-What I thought was just going to be a warm-up for his match again Mundo turn into ‘The Machine’ Cage having quite the challenge. It’s also great to see the ‘Sleaze King’ Joey Ryan finally make his way to Lucha. The hairy-chested grappler has been a favorite of mine for many years now and seeing him go up against another favorite in Cage was quite the joy. Ryan held his own against the bigger man until Cage finally put him away with his variation of a vertical suplex pilvedriver. I look forward to more of Joey Ryan in Lucha Underground as he will continue to impress.

4. A History Lesson With Rey Mysterio
-In a backstage promo, Rey Mysterio trained with his protégé El Dragon Azteca Jr while giving out an important history lesson of why they are coming to The Temple. Starting back in 1992, Dario Cueto’s father came from Spain to Mexico, where he met El Dragon Azteca Sr. The two men formed a partnership and decided to find the descendants of the original 7 Aztec tribes. Cueto’s father became obsessed with the dark-side of this legend, so obsessed he even gave his newborn son over to the dark-side. The men had a falling out and promised to never step foot in each other’s territory. Now fast-forward to present day, Azteca Jr is about to enter Cueto’s area in an effort to unite the descendants of those 7 Aztec tribes.
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5. Prince Puma Vs. Pentagon Jr. Fight For The First Time

-While the conclusion of this match has some controversy, the bout between Prince Puma & Pentagon Jr. was one of the most stellar fights in Lucha history. Hard-hitting & high energy, the match was a hotly contested fight between two of the biggest stars in all of Lucha Underground. The ending of the match came after a series of big spots leading to Pentagon trying to get an interesting victory on Prince Puma but Puma at the last minute threw his shoulders off the mat. After the fall was counted, Pentagon thought he had the victory but the ref said Prince Puma was the victor. This questionable finale of the match will surely be a way to have these two great wrestlers face off again. But will the evil champion Mil Muertes get involved?

What did you think of this week’s episode of Lucha Underground? The drama is getting more intense & the wrestling is only getting better! Tune in next Wednesday to see more of the action!

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REVIEW: “Lazer Team” – The Rooster Teeth Martian

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For those unfamiliar with the company Rooster Teeth, the creators of Lazer Team, they’ve been making videos and series online for years, since even before Youtube. They first garnered fame from their series Red vs Blue, a series featuring a group of friends dubbing over Halo gameplay. Red vs Blue is now 13 seasons long, can be found on Netflix, and has given Rooster Teeth a huge fanbase with several other series. It is this fanbase that crowdfunded their first feature-length film, Lazer Team, and the parallels between Lazer Team and Red vs. Blue are clear. Which means both good and bad things.

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In its time, Red vs. Blue evolved from a simplistic, raunchy comedy to a sci-fi series, infused with personality. The show never lost its jokes, but they did take a backseat to the detailed plots that gave structure to the series. Lazer Team attempts to do the same thing, but based of the time its given, it feels a bit rushed and off. There’s some funny moments for sure, but they come few and far between compared to the story. Now that’s not a bad thing, necessarily. It’s hard to say a film is bad because it has a good plot. But it is odd to see a film billed as a comedy turn out to be less focused on the funny than the story. It’s like the opposite of The Martian, the Ridley Scott Mars movie that won Best Comedy at this year’s Golden Globes. Not all of Lazer Team’s jokes land, but it’s enough to color in the plot to make it feel like a complete movie. It just doesn’t feel like a complete comedy.

The leads, from left: Zach (Michael Jones), Herman (Colton Dunn), Woody (Gavin Free), and Hagan (Burnie Burns).

As far as the Lazer Team talent, the chemistry is clearer between the in-house Rooster Teeth actors than the other actors cast in the film. Not to say they were bad – Colton Dunn and Alan Ritchson both did well with their roles (Herman and Adam, respectively), but it’s clear they don’t mesh quite the same way the others do. Woody (Gavin Free) is an odd character – it’s a British actor playing a dumb Southern man who evolves into a smart British man because of a space helmet. It’s a transition that doesn’t quite feel organic, but the film does its best to make us okay with it – “that’s what stupid people think smart people sound like.” At the very least, Free’s Southern accent sounds better than some other Brits (looking at you, Andrew Lincoln). Burnie Burns (Hagan) and Michael Jones (Zach) both play to their strengths – Jones as the foul-mouthed high schooler, and Burns as the bumbling father figure. For Rooster Teeth fans, there are plenty of cameos of the personalities you know and love, even by Rooster Teeth collaborator/Barenaked Lady Ed Robertson. But as far as adding in new people to the strong internet family, the shoe doesn’t quite fit – they are, in a sense, two different Boot Crews.

One thing that the movie really excelled at was the special effects. It probably shouldn’t have been so surprising, seeing as Rooster Teeth has done so many projects that involve special effects. Their other big show, RWBY, is an animated show that relies on motion-capture for their characters. They’ve had experience with special effects, and it really showed in this movies, especially considering they brought in their animated experience into a live-action film. The effects of the aliens and the weaponry were well done, and Rooster Teeth clearly used their experience and Indiegogo money well.

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It’s the idea of Rooster Teeth’s “experience” in creating content, particularly content that treads the line between serious and comedic, that makes the shortcomings of Lazer Team a bit more apparent.

Slight spoiler – Lazer Team ends with a bit of an ambiguous ending. Much like the ending of 21 Jump Street, the film is leaving the door open to sequels or spin-offs. It wasn’t a bad thing – 22 Jump Street was surprisingly delightful, but seeing it in Lazer Team made me realize what my real problem with the movie was. Overall, the strengths of Lazer Team are the same as their various series, which made me leave the screen wishing that Lazer Team were a series as well. Lazer Team certainly played to the strengths of the creative team, but if you look at their work, they do better at the series. Lazer Team was a good set-up for a universe, but its ending made me realize I wishes it were a web-series, much like Red vs. Blue, RWBY, or even Ten Little Roosters, a movie-like web series. Overall, it was a pretty good film, just something that may have fit more in the medium that Rooster Teeth knows. Hopefully, if this does get spun out into a sequel, we’ll see the strength of TV-like serialization in a sequel that feels like a solid new story.

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Christian Bale and Scott Cooper Together Again for ‘Hostiles’

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Christian Bale and director Scott Cooper are teaming up once again. This time, the actor and director will head out west, and Bale will battle Comanche tribes in Hostiles.

Here is the description of the project from The Wrap:

Set in 1892, “Hostiles” tells the story of a legendary Army captain, who after stern resistance, begrudgingly agrees to escort a dying Cheyenne war chief and his family back to tribal lands. Making the harrowing and perilous journey from an isolated Army outpost in New Mexico to the grasslands of Montana, the former rivals encounter a young widow whose family was murdered on the plains. Together, they must join forces to overcome the punishing landscape and hostile Comanche tribes that they encounter along the way.

Nobody has been cast alongside Christian Bale at this point. Birdman producer John Lesher will produce Hostiles, and the screenplay (from Cooper) is said to be a new take on a 30-year old manuscript from Donald Stewart. Bale and Cooper recently worked together on Out of The Furnace, which might need revisiting.

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There’s No X-Files Without Scully – Part Four [Spoilers]

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Whether audiences realize it or not, Episode 4 was a Scully love fest. For some reason a recurring theme in the X-Files is to have family members killed off as a major plot point. From the death of Scully’s father early on in Season 1, to the suicide of Mulder’s mother, the series has always mine this to bring complexity to both characters.

Another monster-of-the-week episode this one references a few classic episodes. The first is the obvious call back to the episode where Scully is in a coma, ‘One Breath.’ The other less obvious reference is the monster itself. Trash Man is obviously a call back to ‘Arcadia,’ an episode from Season 6 where a Tulpa creature kills suburban residents.

The storyline with this episode’s monster works incredibly well, especially for audiences looking for those gory details. Scully’s own storyline gives her character an emotional spotlight, and she’s definitely active in how she handles this crisis. Yet, these two storylines feel completely separate, as this IGN review points out. For Scully to connect the case to her son seems like a stretch.

But this episode is really about setting up a new mission for Scully. The events around Margaret’s coma bring up tons of unanswered questions for Scully. What is the significance of that quarter? Why did she change her living will? Scully is at her best when she gets her own storylines, as it builds her character and makes her more than just Mulder’s appendage. Hopefully the series will work off these questions, and possibly bring back Scully’s son? William Scully (the third) at this point would be in his teens, and bring up some great original storyline possibilities.

The X-Files needs to get away from the nostalgia-fest it’s currently playing at. Taking risks with stories, like bringing back Scully’s son, would bring some originality back to the show.

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‘John Wick: Chapter Two’ Is Coming For You In 2017

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The John Wick sequel has a name, plot, and a release date according to Exhibitor Relations.

Keanu Reeves returns for Jon Wick: Chapter Two, as he heads to Rome to kick Common’s ass. Common is the main villain of the next chapter in the John Wick series. The film will hit cinemas on February 10, 2017.

Jon Wick: Chapter Two is directed by Chad Stahelski and stars Keanu Reeves, John Leguizamo, Ian McShane, Bridget Moynihan, Lance Reddick, Ruby Rose, Laurence Fishburne, Peter Stormare and Common. Derek Kolstad wrote the script to the sequel.

John Wick made $86 million on $20 million budget in 2014,

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Oni Press’ Failed Attempt To Insult DC Comics

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Andrew McIntire was hired as Vice President of Marketing and Sales of Oni Press earlier this year and just a few weeks into the job he’s sunk to lowbrow marketing techniques as the company takes a shot at DC Comics rebooting its universe again.

There are two problems with this type of marketing. Oni Press is drawing attention to a competitor (DC Comics) when the focus should be on Oni Press and its great titles. DC Comics has its own marketing budget. Secondly, negative comic book ads come off childish and counter-productive to the mainstream success the industry has had. McIntire sounds more like Jeff Albertson than the Vice President of Marketing and Sales for a great company that has published books like; Sixth Gun, Scott Pilgrim, and Stumptown.

Also, DC Comics doesn’t care. As miss-guided as it seems at times, DC Comics’ job is to create great books that audiences buy a shit ton. Nobody at the DC Comics office in Burbank is saying, “Let’s reboot the universe to spite our loyal fans.”

The comic book industry isn’t a huge business, keeping the competition civil has its benefits. Just ask IDW how the Batman, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crossover is doing.

Some friendly advice for McIntire from the comic book universe; create excellent books, stay positive, and get a better Oni Press website. A Tumblr account doesn’t count.

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