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‘The Conjuring 2’ Review: A Frighteningly Average Sequel

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The Conjuring 2 is, in a word, respectable. The acting is respectable. The attention-to-detail is respectable. The set designs are all respectable. The camera work is respectable. The lighting is respectable. The direction is especially respectable. It’s all respectable, and maybe to a fault.

Director James Wan’s sequel to his own 2013 smash hit is never less than well-made, but there’s something a little more hollow and unsatisfying about this time around. It’s not a bad film, that should be made clear. It’s a pretty decent one, especially as far as studio horror sequels go. But it never rises to the level of the original either, even with all the original players eagerly returning. What once felt fresh and invigorated is now a little stale, and what once was strikingly spooky is perhaps a little too predictable and familiar now to earn the same scares. It’s always honed with an impeccable craftsmanship and an occasionally masterful understanding of genre and tone. But much like Wan’s other horror sequel, Insidious: Chapter Two, The Conjuring 2 rigorously displays his best and worst tendencies as a filmmaker, all in equal measures.


conjuring2-625x350Lorraine and Ed Warren (Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson) are back, now roughly six years after the events of the first film. The paranormal investigator couple are now household names in some circles, but unfortunately not always for reasons they wish to be. Their credibility is constantly called into question. Nearly every public event they attend, whether it’s a lecture or a television speaking event, finds one or two sceptics questioning their methods. They’re sometimes shaken, but they never relent. They continue to fight the good fight in the name of their lord and savior, but it’s starting to take a toll on poor Lorraine. 

Her visions promises grave danger in her husband’s future if they should continue practicing their trade, but Ed shakes off such premonitions. He knows what he’s doing is sound, and if his wife is, indeed, receiving dour messages from beyond about his demise, that means their Lord is trying to prevent his premature death. Whether or not that’s true will be determined when they investigate a particularly peculiar case in the London Borough of Enfield in England, as single working class mother of four, Peggy Hodgson (Frances O’Connor) finds herself and her family terrorized but an unrelenting demonic spirit stalking their house and upsetting their lower-class home.

His demands are simple: he wants his house back. The house hasn’t belonged to him in decades, perhaps centuries, but he doesn’t listen. It’s his house; he wants it back. They refuse, so he continues haunting them, stalking them throughout the night and specifically targeting Janet (Madison Wolfe), the youngest daughter, by startling her throughout the night, provoking her and, later, possessing her body. The police are helpless. The Catholic Church is at a lost. The only ones, then, that might be able to help are none other than the Warrens, but Lorraine doesn’t want to risk it. She continues to fear for her husband’s safety but, after some reluctance, they agree to fly over to determine whether this is real or simply a hoax. As they soon learn, however, it’s far from a prank, and Lorraine soon realizes her deadly visions may not have been as far-fetched as others’ believed.

maxresdefault (2)Rather than add anything new to the formula, The Conjuring 2 merely doubles down on everything that did and didn’t work in the first film. There’s still a deep-seated respect for the patiently atmospheric horror-thrillers of the ‘70s era, and that informs the eeriness and dread drawn out in each-and-every scene. But the results are now more mixed. The scares are a little too similar, not only to the previous film but to every passing scene, and it makes it hard not to feel repetitive and monotonous. Likewise, while it has a better sense-of-humor about itself than it did before, this Conjuring sequel is still a little too stiff and uptight for its own good. Not every film needs to be Drag Me to Hell, I’m aware. But it’s nice to lighten up a little bit. Where is some of that wacky silliness that Wan brought to last year’s Furious 7?

Farmiga and Wilson are both fine, but their performances are noticeably less inspired this time around. I’m sure their hearts were in it, but they lack the spark they carried the first time around. Farmiga is the better of the two, as she’s allowed more opportunities to prove herself, but even she looks like she’s in a bit of a dull glaze throughout. Thankfully, though, the newcomers pick up some of that slack. Wolfe, in particular, is an impressive young talent, and she display a depth of range that’s well beyond her years. O’Connor, meanwhile, is vulnerable and emotionally unset without every feeling completely helpless. She carries a subtle strength that only becomes more rewarding as this sequel goes along, and it would have been better if we spend more screen time with her.

But then again, that would suggest this film needed to be longer, and that’s far from the case. At 134 minutes, a full 22 minutes longer than the previous film, The Conjuring 2 sometimes plays like an unfinished cut than the final draft. There are roughly 15-20 minutes that could, and should, have been cut, and the extended running time only makes Wan’s film feel stretched-out and dragged. It kills a lot of the foreboding tension that made the first Conjuring such an impressive feat, and it hammers home how flavorless and humdrum Wan’s style can become when it turns excessive. The-Conjuring-Trailer-2-6

As a technical feat, The Conjuring 2 is constantly impressive and always visually astounding, and it features what may very well be some of Wan’s best-directed sequences to date. And although he proved himself capable in the action blockbuster field, it’s evident the Saw director feels most at home in horror than anywhere else. It’s what suits him best, and I applaud him for bringing back some well-needed respect to the studio horror film. He’s made yet another dutifully well-crafted feature, and though it won’t have the re-play value of the first film, it’s worth watching if you enjoyed the ride the first time around. You’ll always marvel at the craft, even if the sequel can’t quite conjure up all the same jumps and thrills found so readily the first time around.

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Episode 78: ‘Warcraft’ ‘Preacher’ ‘Game of Thrones’ ‘Buffy’

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We have reached the dog days of the Summer Blockbuster Season with the release of ‘Warcraft.’ HBO is going to make us cry, as there are only two episodes left in this season of ‘Game of Thrones.’ AMC’s ‘Preacher’ makes us think twice before attacking a vampire with a chainsaw. Finally, never miss an opportunity to give Buffy some love.

Strap yourself in! Episode 78 of the Monkeys Fighting Robots podcast is here.

Debate: 5 Best On-Screen Female Superheroes – 1:13

End Game: ‘Game of Thrones’ No One – 18:36

Review: ‘Warcraft’ – 25:49

Confession: ‘Preacher’ See – 31:35

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Mindy Kaling, Helena Bonham Carter Latest to Join All-Female ‘Ocean’s 11’ Reboot

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Warner Bros. is putting together an impressive cast of female star power for their Ocean’s 11 reboot. Last week, Cate Blanchett joined the cast, as did Sandra Bullock, presumably as the two leads a la Pitt and Clooney, respectively. Now, Mindy Kaling and Helena Bonham Carter have hopped on board. This should be interesting.

This new Ocean’s 11 isn’t entirely a reboot, but a continuation of the Clooney-led, Steven Soderbergh- directed trilogy. According to Comingsoon.net, “this new film will be a continuation of the George Clooney-led films, with Bullock playing Danny Ocean’s ex-con sister. With help from her right-hand woman (Blanchett, playing the equivalent of Brad Pitt’s Rusty), she’ll form a team of thieves to steal a necklace from the Met Ball in order to frame a villainous gallery owner.”

And, since the working title is Ocean’s Ocho it looks like there will be eight thieves this go round.

At one point Jennifer Lawrence was considered for a role (as Damon’s surrogate perhaps?), but her busy schedule forced her away from the project. Soderbergh and Clooney will produce, with Olivia Milch (Little Women) writing the screenplay. No director has been attached, but I wonder if someone like, say, Sarah Polley would have any interest.

Ocean’s Ocho will begin filming this fall.

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How To Reboot Ghost Rider In The MCU

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Despite the failings of the two Sony produced movies (Ghost Rider and Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance) starring Nicolas Cage, Ghost Rider is still an immensely popular character. The film and television rights are back with Marvel Studios and with rumours of a Netflix series and The Walking Dead, actor Norman Reedus saying he’d like to play Marvel’s flamed-headed, spirit of vengeance, a new adaptation could very well be on its way. But how should Marvel tackle rebooting this character.

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Make it a Netflix series

Marvel has proved they’ve cracked the code to making superhero TV shows on Netflix. By the end of 2016 Marvel would have produced and released; Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist and the crossover event series, The Defenders. Ghost Rider is a character long associated with the “street level” characters and the dark tone from the comics could fit best in the TV world Marvel has created. The only point of difference is Ghost Rider will logically require a far superior budget than what we’ve seen so far on the Netflix shows.

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Get the casting right

Although being filled with top quality talent, neither Ghost Rider movie managed to capture the essence of what made Ghost Rider a popular comic book character. Marvel has done an excellent job on casting since the dawn of the MCU and in particular on the Netflix shows with the shows’ villains particular highlights. If the traditional Ghost Rider, Johnny Blaze is chosen for the lead, Norman Reedus has already mentioned he’d like to play the character but there are other options for Ghost Riders too. One of Ghost Rider’s greatest enemies is a Marvel comics universe staple, Mephisto, casting this demonic creature who often poses as the Devil himself would prove key after the success of both Vincent D’Onofrio and David Tennant as Wilson Fisk and Killgrave respectively.

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Don’t be afraid of the source material

Ghost Rider is a complex character, with many weirder elements than the likes of Daredevil and Jessica Jones but these are what define the character and shape who he is. Ghost Rider is often dealing with the forces of evil from hell and demonic creations that will be very different to even the strangest of MCU characters to date. However as proved with the likes of Thor and Guardians of the Galaxy  Marvel has demonstrated they can tie all their characters into one universe. Ghost Rider can in fact open up a completely new realm and challenge for the producers at Marvel.

 

What would you like to see from a Ghost Rider reboot in the MCU?

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5 Reasons to Watch Black Lagoon

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There was a post on Tumblr the other day expressing surprise on how small the fandom is for the anime Black Lagoon. I immediately realized there really is very little enduring interest for a show that’s as good and well regarded as Black Lagoon. To remedy that, here are five reasons people need to check it out:

Black LagoonOne: The Wild Dark Style.

 

Black Lagoon is done in a bizarre combination of hyper-stylization and gritty, which is in the end Grindhouse. It was once described to me as “Tarantino meets Die Hard,” and that’s an accurate description of how watching it feels. Black Lagoon is full of dark, gritty urban backdrops and incredibly stylized, blood-filled fight scenes with excessive amount of gunfire and explosions and all this is interspersed, of course, with plenty of swearing for atmosphere. This style gives it a much more Western cinematic feel than most anime.

 

Two: Ethnically Diverse Cast

 

Not many TV series have a main cast as ethnically diverse as Black Lagoon. The main protagonist is Japanese; the group’s muscle is Chinese-American; the boss is a large African-American ex-marine wearing earrings; and the show have a Jewish-American hacker from Florida to round things off. Representatives from Columbian, Russian and Chinese organized crime also appear in the story. With the very strong yearning, especially recently, for ethically diverse films and TV, Black Lagoon should be recognized for doing just that.

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Three: The Characters and Story Feel Real

 

Plenty of bad action films put the focus on style and explosions over character development and plot creation. Rei Hiroe, Black Lagoon’s creator, spent time and effort creating interesting characters with unique viewpoints and believable worldviews. The show focuses on its protagonist’s story and it’s characters’ relationships with each other. The mental states and philosophies of the main cast are valued more than the action scenes.

 

Four: It holds up

 

This year Black Lagoon celebrated the 10th anniversary of its premiere. It in truth, doesn’t feel that old. There are shows from that time period that don’t hold up nearly as well (Stargate Atlantis, Monk). This doesn’t just hold up; it has the power to continually hold up because the story is not dependent on period technology or American culture. You can watch it now. You can watch it five years from now it wouldn’t make a difference.

 

Five: Pirates!

 

It’s about Pirates, which should be enough to sell it, but it’s about modern pirates. That’s not a topic that get’s a lot of screen time. There are plenty of crime shows floating around, but I can’t name another one that tackles 21st century piracy. It’s a great selling point and done in a believable fashion. Black Lagoon gives a compelling image of modern day pirates.

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‘Chew’ To Kick Off Final Story Arc In July

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Image Comics bestselling title Chew will be ending its run at 60 issues, and the final story arc kicks off this July.

Writer John Layman had this to say about the end of his run:

“Hard to believe we’ve come to the end of things, but here we are, five issues of CHEW left, and we’re now plunging headlong into our last and most consequential storyline. Every issue is a goodbye, and there’s a great many characters who won’t make it to the end. We’re grateful for everybody who has been along with Tony Chu and friends on his 60+ issue journey, and we’re doing our damnedest to send him and the rest of his cast off in a very consistently-CHEW fashion. As the noted thespian and philosopher Shia LaBeouf once said (probably), ‘what a long, strange trip it’s been.’”

See the cover and description to issue 56 below.

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Previously in CHEW, Tony Chu was on the verge of a great discovery—which came at a great cost. Will Savoy’s sacrificial machinations have been in vain?  CHEW #56 signals the beginning of the end: the final story arc. Five more issues. Yum!

Issue 56 hits shelves on July 20th.

June 27th is the cutoff date for retail orders. Ask your local comic shop to order you a copy today!

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Review: ‘Warcraft’ An Assault On The Senses

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Well, at least Garry Marshall can breathe a sigh of relief.

Universal Studios Warcraft, directed by Duncan Jones, produced by Legendary, Atlas and Blizzard Entertainment (the company that developed the game) is an assault on the senses. With CGI that has been plastered all over with little reason behind it, sound quality that will question your ability to hear, and a script that leaves the biggest Warcraft fans puzzled,this film is an enormous failure on all fronts.

warcraftartThis is, in essence, a story concerning the realm of men being attacked by Orcs from another world. There are some familiar elements: A wise king (Travis Fimmel) and a rebel Orc clan leader (Toby Kebbell) want to prevent a war. So with these two elements of a human and rebel leader wanting to work together, one would assume this would be at least the start of a great origin film.Well, those assumptions would be incorrect as Jones doesn’t allow the movie to develop at any point. Instead, the audience endures one jolting plot turn after another. One minute, we are discussing wizards and then suddenly (and without any semblance of a transition), Orcs; then we are talking about the portal that orcs are building, and then without warning it’s back to talking about the King. This schizophrenic plot design is confusing to the most gifted of Warcraft players let alone novice movie goers who are introduced to this universe for the first time.

Industrial Light and Magic had a major hand in developing the Orcs and the final product was shocking. The creatures lack any authenticity and appear to be computer images interacting with other actors. Instead of big budget special effects, we are treated to small market images that bear little resemblance to anything in the game.

As for the sound, the mixer’s sole purpose was to ensure that the sound (whether it’s dialogue or special effects) is blended in with precision. Instead, we get two hours of mumbled dialogue, screeching special effects, and ambient noise was so distracting it was hard even to focus on the putridity on the IMAX screen.

Warcraft fans will argue that it’s hard to evaluate the film unless someone has played the game. No, the audience shouldn’t have to develop the appropriate amount of background knowledge to appreciate this movie. The burden falls on Duncan Jones, Chris Metzen, and Charles Leavitt to develop a narrative that introduces us to the world of Orc and Man, while keeping us engaged. This film slogs along for over an hour until it’s clear who the main characters are. The plot jettisons from one point to another at a rapid rate leaving the audiences head spinning.Jones opted to combine multiple elements from the Warcraft universe when developing his “narrative”. Why? Why not focus on developing one stellar origin film instead of trying to make an epic? Furthermore, why did Jones pick the most mundane characters in the universe for his film? Warcraft is rich with the source material and choose the portion of the saga that had the least amount of fighting. Why didn’t they develop the story around Thrall (that would be the Orc baby that his mom sends down the river for safety)? In Warcraft 3, there is this whole storyline where he learns who he is and rises from an enslaved gladiator to save his people. This story has tons of action and intensity which would have played well on screen.

Some critics might spin this film as simply being okay. How’s this movie even close to being okay? Warcraft had a budget of 160 million and the director spent five years on this project, and the best he does is a film that is no better than a b-grade fantasy film that belongs at the bottom of the bargain bin at Walmart.

Anyone who says otherwise is just living in a fantasy world.

 

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REVIEW: ‘Warcraft’ lacks any WoW whatsoever

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Warcraft is yet another in the seemingly endless stream of poorly conceived feature films developed from video game properties. As bland as bland gets in terms of characters, plot, and execution, it amounts to an experience similar to watching someone else play a video game that’s only interesting to them. It’s occasionally pretty to the eye, but quickly grows tiresome.

What’s it about?

Based on the long-running game series that started in the 1990’s with “Warcraft: Orcs and Humans”, Warcraft the film aims at telling the origin of the Orc-Human conflict at the heart of all the games. Faced with annihilation as their world dies around them, the race of orcs, led by dark sorcerer Gul’dan (Daniel Wu), pour through a magical gateway into another world and set about the task of conquering it.

That other world, Azeroth, is ruled by a benevolent king and queen (Dominic Cooper, Ruth Negga), and protected by magical Guardian Medivh (Ben Foster) and Lothar (Travis Fimmel, TV’s “Vikings“), the king’s most trusted army commander. As the horde of Orcs, unlike any enemy they’ve ever seen, rampage across their world, the king works to rally Azeroth’s defenders into an alliance strong enough to stop the monstrous warriors from trampling all in their path.

With the help of upstart mage Khadgar (Ben Schnetzer) and a half-human, half-orc former slave named Garona (Paula Patton), Lothar and Medivh set out to fight for their world’s future. They find a potential ally in Durotan (Toby Kebbell, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes), a young orc chieftain who sees nothing but evil in the plans of Gul’dan and hopes that orc and human can find a way to co-exist.

But their efforts are threatened from the start by the power of “The Fell”, a magic powered by sucking the life from living things, which Gul’dan used to open the portal between worlds and continues to draw from the people of Azeroth his horde conquers.

The Fell’s reach is long, its power as seductive as it is corrupting, so even the brave hearts, capable sword arms and best intentions of heroes both human and orc may not be enough to stop the horror the Fell brings in its wake.

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Tries to do too much

In taking on Warcraft, writer/director Duncan Jones (Source Code) takes on the orc-sized task of trying to craft a compelling character-driven film story while at the same time making fans of the game happy by honoring the rich history and mythology already developed within the game series.

Unfortunately, he only marginally succeeds in one of those efforts while failing entirely in the other. While the orcs, gryphons, swords and armor all more or less evoke the look of the games, the performers acting in and around all that CGI and green screen-powered peril look stiff and bored.

Dialogue falls flat, drama proves elusive, and suspense is nowhere to be found as characters both live and computer generated lumber from scene to scene reciting lines that feel laden and forced. Even the battles look tame, the blows delivered by warriors with massive swords and monstrous orcs carrying hammers the size of horses all looking soft, timid, and rehearsed.

To his credit, Jones seemed to want more than just non-stop hack and slash for Warcraft, and did try to include some sort of personal drama for each of his principal characters to struggle with while also reacting to the larger plot around them. But those subplots barely have time to breathe on screen, and are done no favors by the listless performances delivered by the actors here.

Arguably, the most disappointing performer here is Fimmel. The talented Australian actor, who delivers fine, nuanced work the History Channel’s “Vikings” season after season, here comes off as stolid and devoid of the charisma necessary to carry a film like this in order to make it memorable.

It’s not all his fault, though. Paula Patton, forced to deliver lines through an underbite and miniature tusks, never looks or sounds comfortable in her green skin, while Ben Foster practically sleepwalks through his scenes, and Dominic Cooper gives genre fans another reason to question his sense when it comes to choosing projects. Need for Speed? Dracula Untold? Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter? Someone needs to get Cooper a new agent.

Worth seeing?

If anything, watching Warcraft may make fans long for far more capable and memorable fantasy fare. It clearly aspires to the grandeur and spectacle of Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings and Hobbit trilogies, but has neither the writing nor the performances in front of the camera to come even close to those heights of high fantasy glory.

So skip Warcraft entirely, or if you must see it, wait to watch it at home. In the meantime, pop in that blu-ray or stream some Fellowship of the Ring, or better still, dust off that old “World of Warcraft” character and take him or her online for a bit of hack ‘n slash. Be careful with that route, however, especially if you’re a recovered WoW addict. Old addictions die hard.

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Starring Travis Fimmel, Paula Patton, Ben Foster, Dominic Cooper, Toby Kebbell, Ben Schenetzer, Rob Kazinsky, and Daniel Wu. Directed by Duncan Jones.
Running Time: 123 minutes
Rated PG – 13 for extended sequences of intense fantasy violence.

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Ron Howard Tackling Adaptation of Sci-Fi Novel, ‘Seveneves’

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Ron Howard, whose had a rough go of things lately, is adapting Neal Stephenson’s sci-fi novel Seveneves. Producer Brian Grazer is, of course, coming along with him.

The synopsis for the book sounds like this will be yet another “the world has ended” scenario with space explorers and an alien planet that is actually Earth:

Five thousand years later after a catastropic event rendered the Earth a ticking time bomb, the progeny of a handful of outer space explorers–seven distinct races now three billion strong–embark on yet another audacious journey into the unknown … to an alien world utterly transformed by cataclysm and time: Earth.

Deadline also says the Apollo 13 screenwriter Bill Broyles is also returning. Ron Howard hasn’t had a hit in a while, and his last decent film, Rush, is getting further and further away. He has the third Dan Brown adaptation, Inferno, coming to theaters this fall. I doubt that will pull him out of the ditch, but perhaps an adventure back into space will do the trick.

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“Hell Yeah” Norman Reedus Wants to Play ‘Ghost Rider’

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Buzz has been building around the idea that The Walking Dead‘s Norman Reedus should play Ghost Rider in a Marvel reboot. The actor himself recently spoke to Uproxx and talked about the possibility of taking on Johnny Blaze, and he sounds totally down for the project.

“Hell yeah,” he said. “It would be a blast. Do I get a skull face that’s on fire and all that stuff? Fu*ck yeah. I’m down.”

Norman Reedus seems absolutely built for the part of Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider. He events an AMC show coming up that focuses on his love of motorcycles. Plus there was this from The Walking Dead:

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So the guy basically has the pat down already. And it’s time to wipe the existence of Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance from our collective memories anyway. Let’s get this done, Marvel.

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