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Review: ‘The Legend Of Tarzan’ Confusing And Rather Dull

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The Legend Of Tarzan is a film that’s bursting with possibilities; it’s just a shame that none of them are realized. This movie, directed by David Yates (Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows), attempts once more to introduce the audience to the legend of Tarzan; the trouble is that we are all too familiar with the legend. Johnny Weismuller first introduced us to Tarzan in 1932’s Tarzan The Ape Man; Denny Miller took on the role in a reboot in 1959, Miles O’Keefe also starred in a remake of the original film in 1981, and of course, in 1999, Disney even made an animated version of his tale. Edgar Rice Burroughs fictional character has appeared in film over the past 84 years, so the need to give us any background knowledge on Tarzan is foolish at best. However, Yates thought it was necessary to give his take on Tarzan’s origin. The result is 109 minutes of continuous flashback/jumps in the narrative that would bring the most well written of films to a screeching halt, mixed with small pockets of tepid action that will leave audiences in a state of tedium.

The film starts off in the usual manner as the villain in the movie, Leon Rom (Christoph Waltz) makes a deal with tribal leader Chief Mbonga (Djimon Hounsou) to deliver Tarzan to him in exchange for a cache of diamonds. Back in London, George Washington Williams (Samuel L. Jackson) is trying to convince Tarzan (Alexander Skarsgård), who now goes by his actual name John Clayton, to accompany him to Africa to investigate corruption in a couple of mining towns. Jane (Margot Robbie) pleads to accompany them back to Africa as this will be the first that Tarzan and Jane can go back to their homeland in over seven years. Little do they know, the reports of corruption were all part of an elaborate plot to lure Tarzan back to the wild.

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The Legend Of Tarzan narrative is stunted by the needed to continuously go back and revisit the past. While It’s understandable why Yates felt it was necessary to do something fresh and original to this well-known tale, but the result of this decision will ultimately lead to this film being a major failure at the box-office.Did Yates have to retell the origin of Harry Potter in The Deathly Hallows? No, because that would have been ridiculous. Why did the audience have to know where this Tarzan came from? Every time that he tried to weave that tale in through the use of a billion flashbacks, it immediately halted any momentum the story was building. There was one instance where in the midst of an intense fight scene where Tarzan was taking out mercenaries with reckless aggression, they just decided to slip in yet another flashback.Why? It makes little sense. If you wanted to make a Tarzan film, focus on building the film around some tremendous action sequence and an original story that doesn’t have to take us down memory lane every five minutes.

The Legend Of Tarzan touts itself as being an action film but in reality, it’s more of drama with small pockets of “action” (notice how I used quotes). While the fight sequences are fluid and well choreographed, there is nothing that stands out that this film could brag about. Even the scene where Tarzan charges at the gorilla is a highly predictable sequence that doesn’t elicit much of a reaction from the crowd. I would have expected fight sequences that were more primal by design, but alas, it wasn’t to be.

This film does have brief moments of visual brilliance, as we explore deeper and deeper into the African jungle. My favorite visual moments was the shots of Tarzan swinging on the vines with the natives as he tried to jump on a moving train. The shots were crisp and highly realistic. What I didn’t get was why did the cinematographer feel it was necessary to have an endless amount of pan shots. The Legend Of Tarzan had seventeen pan shots in the film. We get it! We know that they are in the African jungle, no need to show us that through countless pan shots.

The cast in The Legend Of Tarzan is entirely underwhelming. Margot Robbie spends three-quarters of the film being a prisoner which doesn’t allow her to develop any chemistry with Alexander Skarsgård. Samuel Jackson seems just to be in the film to play the funny guy and nothing more. Christoph Waltz’s character is written like he’s the bad guy on an ABC school after school special. Remember, that this character apparently is running a slave trade and the worst thing he wants to do to his captive slaves is potentially drown them? He needed to be way more intense of a bad guy to have any sort hope at being believable.

Maybe Yates is better suited for films that come from a rich source material rather than a rich cinematic history. When given the chance to direct films that were set in the Harry Potter universe, he flourished and was able to create magic on the screen. When he’s given the ability to make choices, it seems to lead to bad decision after bad decision that ultimately results in a confusing and rather dull final product.

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Ross Marquand Teases The Build Up To ‘The Walking Dead’ All Out War

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Ross Marquand was at Universal Studios in Hollywood checking out the new The Walking Dead attraction and the actor gave a preview to season seven of the show.

“First and foremost, Negan’s back, and he’s exciting. Secondly, we’re going to see what the group can do with this new threat. It’s just an entirely new world, and I think it’s going to bring a lot of interesting characters to the forefront. We’re also going to see a whole new world develop with Jesus and the Hilltop crew. It’s a lot of good stuff coming,” said Marquand to IGN.

Marquand, who plays Aaron addressed the Negan elephant in the room. Terri Schwartz the Entertainment Editor at IGN asked him if the cast at least knows who Negan killed in the season finale.

“I do personally know, but we’re obviously not at liberty to talk about that,” said Marquand.

More should be revealed on July 22 as ‘The Walking Dead’ and ‘Fear the Walking Dead’ take over Hall H at San Diego Comic-Con. ‘Talking Dead’ host Chris Hardwick will be moderating both Walking Dead panels.

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Friday, July 22 with a Hall H panel from 12:00-1:00pm. On hand will be cast members Kim Dickens, Cliff Curtis, Alycia Debnam-Carey, Frank Dillane, Lorenzo James Henrie, Mercedes Mason, Colman Domingo and Danay Garcia, as well as with Executive Producer and Showrunner David Erickson, Executive Producers Robert Kirkman, Gale Anne Hurd, Greg Nicotero and Dave Alpert.

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Friday, July 22 with a Hall H panel from 1:00-2:00 PM. Cast members Andrew Lincoln, Norman Reedus, Steven Yeun, Lauren Cohan, Danai Gurira, Chandler Riggs, Michael Cudlitz, Sonequa Martin-Green, Christian Serratos, Ross Marquand and Josh McDermitt will be in attendance, along with Executive Producer and Showrunner Scott M. Gimple, joined by Executive Producer Robert Kirkman, Executive Producer Gale Anne Hurd, Executive Producer, Director and Special Effects Make-up Supervisor Greg Nicotero and Executive Producer David Alpert.

‘The Walking Dead’ returns to AMC this October.

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Harry Potter Baddie Joins The Flash

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Apparently Tom Felton can’t get enough of guys with lightning bolts. First he took on Harry Potter and now the Flash.

TVline.com reports the actor best known for playing Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter series is joining The Flash as a series regular. Felton will reportedly play Julian Dorn, a member of Central City’s CSI team who thinks there’s more to Barry Allen than meets the eye. No word on how Felton will fit into the Flashpoint storyline set up at the end of last season.

Felton last appeared on television in the first season of Murder in the First on TNT. TVline reports he’s expected to make his debut on The Flash early in season three. The Scarlet Speedster returns to the CW in October.

 

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WWE’s Roman Reigns Apologized To Locker Room For Suspension

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The Roman Reigns Suspension Story Continues To Intrigue

When a face of a company gets suspended, there has to be some drama behind all of it. A few weeks ago, WWE superstar Roman Reigns was sent home and suspended for violating their wellness policy. The suspension comes days after losing the WWE Championship so people were curious on the timing of all of it.

Multiple stories have come out since the news broke but one of the most interesting is Wrestling Observer reporting that Reigns was forced to apologize to an entire locker room of his peers for what happened. Many question this decision while it’s reported some wrestlers found this to be a bit demeaning. Others believe this was an attempt to humble the former champion.

WWE is certainly upset such a public face of their company would tarnish his reputation. Reigns got caught doing something he knew might get him in trouble. He’s a grown man and can freely do what he wants but has to know that some actions do have consequences. Apologizing to the locker room was a way to remind him that anyone would kill for his spot.

What do you think of the Roman Reigns drama?

Let me know how you feel about his suspension apology in the comments below!

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A Sequel To Spider-Man The Clone Saga? Oh Bother

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Spider-Man’s last decade of comic book history has arguably been one of the most difficult for the character. Ever since his devilish divorce with Mary Jane Watson, Spidey has gone through a slew of strange stories and changes to his status quo. They’ve ranged from intriguing to downright baffling. However, I was grateful that Marvel wasn’t pulling another Clone Saga disaster. But then, Marvel announced The Clone Conspiracy on June 17.

Looks like I need to be careful what I’m grateful for.

In October, as a part of the Dead No More event, Spider-Man will be in the midst of another event involving clones. This seems like a bad idea on Marvel’s part; the original Clone Saga was a convoluted, overly extended story mandated by an over enthusiastic marketing team trying to save a near bankrupt Marvel. Obviously, Marvel is in a better place now than in 1994, but the Clone Saga does carry an unfortunate stigma with it.

You know, maybe if this new one fixes a lot of the dumb stuff with the old one I’ll be okay with it.

Spider-Man writer, Dan Slott and artist Jim Cheung will be working on the five issue mini series. Slott (in an interview with Entertainment Weekly) promises, “some big, primal things happen that will have a long-standing effect.” Not to sound overly cynical, but that’s something comic book fans have heard a lot with the Marvel relaunches. Slott also mentions to EW that this is going to be a story about loss for Peter Parker. What else is new?

“I think more than any character in the Marvel Universe, Spider-Man is about heart. And ever since ‘Amazing Fantasy’ #15, for him it’s also been about loss. ‘With great power comes great responsibility.’ He learns that lesson at the life of Uncle Ben. And then, years later, Captain Stacy dies in front of him, and it’s almost the exact opposite. He did everything he possibly could! He did try to live up to his responsibility and use his power, and still he lost someone very dear to him. So loss surrounds Spider-Man. We live in a day and age of comics where you’re always seeing another important death. ‘Here’s someone who dies!’ We’re subverting all of that. Here’s people coming back.”

Again, not to sound overly cynical, but we’ve heard this before. What I find worrisome about this event is that it feels like Marvel has become cyclical. There’s pattern a of constant retread with previous ideas and events, but in a manner that’s meant to shock the audience to a core in order to boost sales. As a fan of Spider-Man, I’ve got sick of seeing one of my favorite characters go through a huge shake up every couple of years. I understand that superheroes need to evolve and change, but sometimes maintaining a status quo isn’t the worst thing ever.

I’m just going to leave this here.

 

Perhaps Spider-Man doesn’t need another big shocker that will reinvent him.

Now this doesn’t mean that The Clone Conspiracy will be bad. Dan Slott has proven himself to be a decent writer at times, and Jim Cheung’s art is fantastic. This just seems like a strange decision to make by Marvel. I question why they’re going in this direction for Spider-Man. Perhaps this will be a great story that will get people really excited about Spider-Man comics. Or maybe this will be a catastrophe. But, personally, I will be avoiding this until I hear otherwise.

Now while I can’t recommend the original Clone Saga, I can recommend the 2009 mini-series. It’s simply a retelling of the story, and what the creators originally intended. It’s a fun read, and isn’t nearly as confusing. Check it out when you get the chance.

But first, let us know what you think about The Clone Conspiracy. Should this be avoided like the plague? Or are you interested in picking this up?

Let us know in the comments below!

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Every Albert Brooks Film Will Be On Netflix, Starting July 1

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As a society, we don’t appreciate Albert Brooks enough. The man is a comic genius, and I don’t use that term lightly. He’s among the most gifted comedians at our disposal today, and while most kids today perhaps know him best as the voice of Marlin in Finding Nemo and, now, Finding Dory, or as the villain in Drive, he has a whole career filled with other treasures, many of which are worth exploring. And now, those said kids can see those said treasures for themselves, whenever they please! That’s right, starting tomorrow, July 1, every film Brooks ever wrote and directed will be made available on stream on Netflix, just in time for the holiday weekend. I think I know what I might be doing during that time.

As announced earlier today, through the video “A Message to Netflix From Albert Brooks,” featuring a sliver of Brooks’ signature dry wit, the actor-writer-director announced all seven of his self-made features will be made available on the site at the top of the month. Those would include Real Life, Modern Romance, Lost in America, Defending Your Life, Mother, The Muse and Looking For Comedy in the Muslim World. The quality of each might vary (I would perhaps suggest watching Looking For Comedy last….) but they all are worth watching in their own little ways. As seen by the limited selection, Brooks doesn’t always get behind-the-camera, but when he does, it usually results in something only he could create.

If you truly only know the man for his voice or his occasional acting gig, I would definitely make a point to check out one or two. Notably, Modern Romance, which is probably his best to date, and Defending Your Life, which is a high-concept romantic comedy with Meryl Streep that actually delivers, and then some. Real Life, additionally, is worth a watch, particularly as the directorial debut was a little ahead of its time in relation to its commentary on reality television/filmmaking. Mother and The Muse aren’t quite as strong, but they’re still good in their own rights. I still haven’t seen Lost in America, admittedly, and Looking For Comedy in the Muslim World is perhaps best left forgotten, but it’s available if you need a fix!

This news didn’t quite come out of nowhere, per se. Brooks suggested just earlier this month that it might happen during an interview with Collider, but it’s surprising to know it’s true, it’s finally true. Especially considering how hard it can be to find some of these comedies (I’ve only seen Real Life because it was available on DVD at my college library, somehow), it’s great that the streaming site is stepping up and exposing these movies to a wider audience. It’s unclear if they’ll respond, but that’s why I’m here, at least! Make a point to check out one-or-two, and learn why Brooks is the respected, accomplished celebrity he is today. You won’t regret it. Probably.

Check out the video announcement below!

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Episode 81: ‘Game of Thrones’ End Game

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Were you expecting us to talk about some else besides the season six finale of ‘Game of Thrones – The Winds of War?’ EJ and Matt also look to season seven and eight and the endgame for HBO’s most popular show.

You get 30-solid minutes of the duo mispronouncing every name in George R. R. Martin’s universe.

Strap yourself in buckaroos! Episode 81 of the Monkeys Fighting Robots podcast is here.

Do you have a question that you would like answered during the show?
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For starters, he made the Kessel Run in less than 11 parsecs. Prior to that, he gave Doc Brown the idea for the flux capacitor and led the Resistance to victory over SkyNet – all while sipping a finely crafted IPA. As a radio host, he’s interviewed celebrities, athletes and everyone in between. He’s covered everything from the Super Bowl to Comic-Con.

Who is EJ Moreno?
Is he a trained physician? No. Is he a former Miss Universe contestant? Possibly. But what we know for sure is he’s a writer, filmmaker, and pop culture enthusiast. Since film school, EJ has written & directed several short films. He’s used his passion of filmmaking to become a movie critic for MonkeysFightingRobots.com.

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‘Wreck-It Ralph 2′ Breaks Into Theaters In 2018

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He’s gonna wreck it! The sequel to film Wreck-It Ralph has been announced. It will break its way into theaters on March 9th, 2018. No word on who in the cast will be returning but a promotional image shows Ralph and Vanellope von Schweetz. The press release for the film mentions the pair will have a new area to explore: The Internet. The original director Rich Moore and original screenwriter Phil Johnston will not only be returning but the pair will also be sharing the director role this time around.

The first film starred John C. Reilly as the title character Wreck-It Ralph, a video game villain who was sick of being evil. In an effort to show he was more than a big dumb brute he traveled across multiple games to prove himself with the hero of his own game, Fix It Felix Jr. (voiced by Jack McBrayer) chasing after him. The game was loved by gamers and fans of animation alike and currently sits at RottenTomatoes with an 87% rating. Many have been looking forward to more adventures of Ralph, Felix, and the entire cast of from this lovable animated comedy for a while.

The original film also featured guest appearances by many video game characters such as Zangiff and M. Bison from Street Fighter, Sonic from Sonic The Hedgehog, and Pac-Man from Pac-Man. No doubt this new film will have just as many cameos in it. Which video game characters are you hoping will pop up in the sequel?

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Samuel L. Jackson Thinks Mace Windu Is Still Alive

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Samuel L. Jackson was one of the best parts of the prequels. But, as you know if you’ve seen Revenge of the Sith, his character Mace Windu was killed at the hands of Anakin Skywalker and Emperor Palpatine. Interestingly enough, Jackson doesn’t think this is the case…

In a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly, the actor said this about possibly being alive:

“Of course he is! Jedi can fall from amazing distances. And there’s a long history of one-handed Jedi. So why not,” said Jackson.

Do you think we could see Mace Windu’s character return in a future Star Wars film? Comment down below and let us know!

Click here to read Jackson’s full interview with EW.

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It’s Bryan Cranston vs. James Franco in First ‘Why Him?’ Trailers

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Maybe it’s just me, but 2016 has been an exceptionally weak year for comedies at the multiplex. Sure, we’ve gotten ourselves some Nice Guys, a Swiss Army Man or two and even a little Love & Friendship along the way, but otherwise, it’s been pretty dour. Keanu, Popstar, Mr. Right, Special Correspondents, Zoolander 2, Search Party, Get a Job and Central Intelligence have all ended up disappointments, and let’s not even discuss The Do-Over, Fifty Shades of Black or Mother’s Day. One can only hope, then, that the next six months end up more promising in the yuck department. And if the first trailers for Fox’s Why Him? are any indication, that might just be the case.

Why Him? is the new R-rated comedy from writer/director John Hamburg, the filmmaker behind I Love You, Man, and it’s DNA is found all throughout this thing. It’s centered around Ned (Bryan Cranston), a straight-laced suburban dad who wants nothing more than for his only daughter (Zoey Deutch) to be happy. And, as it turns out, she is pretty happy, but not quite in the way Ned hoped. Upon visiting her in Stanford, he discovers she’s in a pretty serious relationship with Laird, an obnoxious, foul-mouthed Silicon Valley internet billionaire dead-set on taking Ned’s sweet daughter’s hand in marriage.

From there, you can pretty much figure out where it’s going to go.

Even though Cranston and Franco are respected, Oscar-nominated actors in their own right, it’s always nice to see them cut loose a little bit. Although, of course, both actors have proven themselves comedically as much as they have dramatically, so maybe it’s not quite as shocking as, say, seeing Daniel Day-Lewis letting his freak flag fly. But the liberal, game-for-anything mindset is appreciated nevertheless. The set-up is a little formulaic, but the trailers — one red-band, one green-band — suggest they’re both giving it their all, even if not every joke lands. We’ll have to wait until Christmas, when it comes out, to see if it’s worthy successor’s to Hamburg’s last film. But it has to be better than Hamburg’s Along Came Polly, right?

Here’s the red-band trailer, along with the green-band one and the poster.

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