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Change Happens. Everything Dies.

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Some time ago, there was a Chase bank commercial featuring nondescript cosplayers attending a comic book convention. In it a guy in a superhero costume walks out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his flashy boot. Another masked man quietly points this out to the fellow cosplayer and the day is saved. The announcer then comes on and talks about how Chase banking (or a bank card or something) is everywhere you are and can save the day while the cosplayers in the commercial buys a bunch of stuff with a Chase bank card. The first time I saw this commercial I said good-bye to the nerd fortress we had all built over the years because comic book fans were no longer a niche market; comic book readers are now a major demographic.

This shift comes as no surprise. Look around your homes, fellow nerds. Look upon your geek empires of light sabers, busts of comic book characters, action figures, variant covers, rare comic books that are appraised and sealed away forever, and the long boxes that hold your years and years of weekly comic book hauls. If you tallied up how much you have spent on that over the years, you would understand what corporate America sees in us: profit. We are no longer viewed as Al McWhiggin or Comic Book Guy; we are seen as adults with disposable income with specific interests. This capitalist revelation is also compounded with the wild success of the Marvel Movie Universe, a franchise that is not only getting long-time comic book fans into IMAX 3D movies for $15 per person, but it is also bringing in a new audience. The new audience won’t stop at the films, they want the comics too. A new audience means that comic books need to be accessible to new readers while maintaining the old readers that got them to this remarkable financial success.

All of this financial success and the acquisition of a new audience means that change is inevitable. You can’t fork over fistfulls of money to the films and then wonder why your comic books are changing. I’m not happy about the changes that are rumored, believe me. This rumor that’s floating around that Bruce Banner will be Iron-Man when the dust from Secret Wars settles isn’t sitting well with me, but there is nothing set in stone. There is absolutely no reason to throw my hands up, scoff, and declare that Marvel has lost its mind because nothing has happened.

Marvel is expanding the universe to draw in new readers and to keep it from having a white, 1960s feel. Sam Wilson as Captain America, a cancer-stricken Jane Foster as Thor, a gay Bobby Drake, and Miles Morales as Spider-Man are all amazing ways the Marvel Universe is expanding to include everyone and construct a universe with a diversity that expands beyond alternate worlds. The universal praise I’ve always heard about the Ultimate Universe is that they were able to experiment with the characters and have them do more interesting things. Why can’t that be canon? Why can’t that be the 616? Why can’t the main universe’s characters be the interesting characters?

The Monkeys vs Robots first podcast touches on the problematic way that reboots have no guidelines or rules, so anyone can make up anything they want on a whim. It’s right: Reboots are generally awful because the publisher can hit the reset button at anytime like a little brother who just lost his last life in Super Mario 3. However, though Marvel has done this in the past (because at this point we all see Jean Grey as a way to reboot a story in case it isn’t popular), Marvel isn’t DC. DC will reboot anything at any time, throw the word “Crisis” on it, and change their universe because they do not know what to do with their characters. This is also why their reboots and their movies are not as successful as Marvel’s; DC still hasn’t figured out how to make their flagship character, Superman, work – what do we expect? DC represents reboots at their absolute worst; Marvel, generally, isn’t too terribly awful when it comes to reboots.

Every threat of a reboot comes with the same outcry and the same groaning. The New 52 was wonky because nothing lead into it. Nothing lead up to the New 52, we just knew it was going to happen. Marvel, however, is putting their top architect, Jonathan Hickman, in charge of this to ensure that this reboot isn’t a complete disaster. Hickman is being backed up by heavy-hitters like Jason Aaron, Brian Michael Bendis, Cullen Bunn, and more who are helping pave the way to a new world. If our world has to change, why not wait and see what these visionaries have to offer?

Reed Richards has been telling us for months that “Everything Dies.” This is the death of the Marvel Universe as we knew it, but it is the birth of a new world we can forge with new comic book fans. Let’s just settle down, have some fun, and see what happens.

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All-New, All-Different Wolverine revealed!

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Earlier today, Marvel released a teaser image for what we can expect from their line of books following their big summer event; Secret Wars.

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In the last hour, another image has emerged which ostensibly acts as a second preview of their post-Secret Wars line. The image is particularly noteworthy for what appears to be X-23 taking on the mantle of Wolverine and introducing Old Man Logan to the main Marvel Universe. It heavily features both the Inhumans and Guardians of the Galaxy along with an awesome re-design of Doctor Strange. Other characters featured include Spectrum,Karnak and Citizen V.

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The revelations regarding Wolverine’s status post-Secret Wars would seem to line up with statements issued by Marvel Editor-in-Chief; Axel Alonso earlier today:
“Wolverine will be back sort of — a new Wolverine — and I think that is also going to be seismic when people see who it is….I think it’s going to create a lot of excitement about the character and then force people to look at Wolverine through new eyes, so to speak.”

What do you think? Should X-23 takeover as Wolverine? What else about this image caught your eye? Tell us in the comments below.

note: this article was originally posted as speculation, but has since been confirmed by two other sources.

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Tomorrowland: Potential Lost In Disney

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Disney has enjoyed a ridiculous amount of success due to the Marvel movie franchises, and will continue that success with the upcoming Star Wars movie. However, their own properties can’t seem to catch a break. The Lone Ranger was laughably atrocious, John Carter is now just a distant memory, and nobody was craving for any more Pirates of the Caribbean movies after the first one.

However, Tomorrowland had promise to it. It looked like a fun science fiction adventure movie that had a surprising amount of action to it. And with the famed Brad Bird behind in the director’s chair the anticipation was hard to ignore. This could theoretically kick off a cinematic universe owned by Disney, or at the very least prove that making a movie based off a theme park isn’t the worst idea in the world.

However, after it’s release, critics slammed Tomorrowland. Which was sad to read, because Brad Bird’s name is synonymous with great films like Ratatouille, The Incredibles, and The Iron Giant. To see him get a poor mark on his near flawless film career was disappointing, considering Bird was trying to do something really different with Tomorrowland.

King Felix wrote a great review of the movie for Monkeys Fighting Robots which you should totally read. In the review Felix mentions that the movie wasn’t that strong, because the movie seemed to be fighting itself. It never really knows what it wants to be. This leads to a question that needs to be asked: Why can’t Disney seem to make a great live action movie? It seemed like they were banking that Tomorrowland was going to be their next big blockbuster. But, it’s not what they were hoping it was going to be.

Tomorrowland’s problems stem from the uneven pacing that clashes against the fun action film Disney was marketing it as. There’s a framing device in place that kills the story’s tension. A poorly set up villain comes in at the last-minute to take responsibility for all the issues brought up in the movie. And finally there is a little girl robot that hijacks the story to absurdity.

The movie focuses on a young woman trying to find the fabled “Tomorrowland” where scientists were free from politics, war, and oppression. This leads to a world with technology that nobody has seen before. And of course our main hero, Casey Newton, wants to find it for the good of technology and humanity. She teams up with a crotchety, George Clooney to fight off robots that are pursuing her and find the world that she’s determined to see no matter what. As she believes it can help fix the earth now.

All of that sounds like this was going to be an hour and a half adventure movie. And it easily could have been. The film should have maintained a focus on action and excitement rather than build a complex narrative that has severe pacing issues. (The first twenty minutes feel like a short film that was hastily tacked on to extend the run time). It would have been simpler to just make it a fun good vs. evil action movie, but they decided to make it a commentary on cynicism toward the environment, politics, and state of the world. Now that’s certainly admirable, but that’s also a harder sell for a general audience.

However, this harder sale makes Tomorrowland stand out; Brad Bird shows a lot of love and care for the concept, by crafting a great world, and giving us really fun characters to watch. The film feels like the Disney executives were worried that it would be too difficult for younger audiences to understand. Now, with all that being said, there are some positives this movie has. It’s so easy to focus on the negative reviews that it’s easy to forget that even the worst movies can have some redeemable qualities. Tomorrowland did have a lot of great elements to it that could have saved the movie.

It’s hard to ignore the potential this film had. While there is an environmentalist message, it’s not overwhelming or distracting. The visual effects are not only fun but also really intriguing to watch, there is some immense creativity not seen in most blockbusters. The action is surprisingly well choreographed and imaginative. Britt Robertson is a fun lead, and George Clooney provides some fantastic chemistry.

Keegan Michael-Key looked like he was having a blast.

The best potential in this movie actually comes from the underlying message of optimism vs. pessimism. After films like San Andreas, Mad Max, and even Avengers: Age of Ultron have such negative themes; it’s great to see a movie that does have an upbeat look at the future. It could be considered naive, but perhaps more movies do need to explore the positive side of the future, and where the world is heading.

However, in quite possibly the most brilliant display of irony, the Tomorrowland’s villain perfectly describes why audiences won’t take to this movie. It’s not negative enough. It’s harder to get an audience interested in an upbeat adventure romp these days when the darker, negative movie sells better. And that sadly is what this all boils down to: how much of a budget will this movie make?

It’s disappointing to see that such a creative idea, and a genuinely positive message was condemned to the wasteland of forgetful Disney live action films. Perhaps Disney has just fully accepted that it’s easier to leech off other properties like Marvel and Star Wars than work with their own. Which is a cynicism that perfectly deflects the upbeat optimism Tomorrowland was striving to inspire the viewers with.

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Awesome new Anime now on Netflix?

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It’s the beginning of the new season where Netflix changes their inventory on what they will be keeping, losing and acquiring. Naturally this applies to their ever-expanding library of Anime. Among these new additions a few gems that I think you should look out for.

This first anime while not what you would traditionally expect to see in terms of Japanese animation, is quite interesting, to say the least. Expelled From Paradise takes place in a post-apocalyptic planet where most of humanity has transcended their primal existence and everyone is turned into data that composes their personalities living inside a utopian society called Deva, which governs its individuals through a virtual reality interface in a base above earth´s atmosphere. The continuous interference of a hacker from planet Earth called Frontier Setter is seen as threat and Deva sends security agent Angela Balzac to deal with it. She will have the assistance of Dingo, a terrestrial agent who refused to join Deva.

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This show is interesting in two ways. The first is that it’s a fully CG animated movie drawn in the Japanese Anime art style. It’s safe to say that we don’t get a lot of Anime like this so its pretty refreshing just on the visual aspects alone. As for the story its directed by Seiji Mizushima who has directed the widely popular FullMetal Alchemist series. Also by his side is Gen Urobuchi who has grown famous in his recent years for making very compelling stories which usually end in some form of tragedy. A modern Shakespeare I dare say. So I’d say this Anime has everything going for it to be a success and I highly recommend you check it out.

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As for the other notable mention is yet another story that was written by Gen Urobuchi. Puella Magi Madoka Magica is a 12 episode series about a young girl named Madoka Kaname and the struggles she faces growing up and having to deal with the choice of becoming a magical girl, what those responsibilities entail, and the cost of fulfilling your desires. Since Madoka was so widely successful they decided to re-release it as a string of three movies, all of which were just added to Netflix. With new animations added in to make the original story shine and a whole new chapter added in the third movie, these are must watches for any Anime fan who hasn’t seen it already.

So see Netflix has so many good Anime that you can view, and their library is ever-increasing in quality and content. But it doesn’t stop there, oh no no no. In 2014 Netflix teamed up with Polygon Pictures to produce the first Netflix Anime. Knights of Sidonia not so oddly enough is yet another CG animated Anime and this one while not so good-looking, is a refreshing take on the space venturing theme. It has action, love, romance, comedy, and plenty of tense moments to keep watching. And before you know it you’ll already be done with all 12 episodes. But don’t worry because a second season of Knights of Sidonia is already on its way to Netflix.It will premiere on July 3rd in Netflix fashion with all 12 episodes and an english audio track. So you shouldn’t have to wait to long to get your fill of one of the best space shows, period, to come out in a long time.

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So like I said before, there are tons of good Anime just waiting to fill up your Netflix queue. So get to it… Oh also I didn’t really want to cover this but I guess there is another popular show that was added to Netflix too. You might have heard of it. Its Bleach. You know the show about giant swords and skull masks. The first three seasons are on Netflix now too……………..Bleach Ichigo

Okay Bye.

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Will Ferrell And Kristen Wiig’s Lifetime Movie, ‘A Deadly Adoption,’ Coming Later In June

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Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig’s Lifetime movie has a title (A Deadly Adoption), a release date (June 20), and even a poster hanging up on the streets of Hollywood.

One of the stranger announcements of the week definitely belongs to Ferrell and Wiig, who have basically filmed this Lifetime spoof in secret. If the poster and strange subtitle are any indication, A Deadly Adoption should bring the goods.

Rebecca Ford tweeted a photo of the poster for A Deadly Adoption, which is a billboard on Hollywood Boulevard:

A Deadly Adoption will be part of Lifetime’s 25th anniversary as a network producing overly melodramatic “true story” domestic thrillers. At least they appear to not take themselves too seriously. Rachel Lee Goldenberg directed A Deadly Adoption, from a screenplay by Andrew Steele. Steele was also responsible for the bizarre IFC miniseries The Spoils of Babylon which also featured Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig.

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Robert Kirkman Signs Overall Deal With AMC

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According to The Wrap, the creator of The Walking Dead has signed an overall deal with AMC.

Robert Kirkman is a remarkable creative talent, a partner and a friend,” Charlie Collier, president, AMC and SundanceTV. “We at AMC feel so fortunate to be working with him in-house and — beginning this summer, among other shared endeavors — extending our fight against the zombie masses to another major metropolitan area.

Are we going to get Super Dinosaur?!

Battle Pope would be insane and Invincible would be amazing to see on the
television.

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Bryan Singer Shows Us Cerebro From “X-Men: Apocalypse”

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Brian Singer the director of X-Men: Apocalypse loves his Instagram accounts as he gives fans a glimpse at Cerebro.

The film stars Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, James McAvoy and Nicholas Hoult, Oscar Isaac (Apocalypse), Sophie Turner (Jean Grey), Tye Sheridan (Cyclops), Alexandra Shipp (Storm) Lana Condor (Jubilee) and Kodi Smit-McPhee.

X-Men: Apocalypse opens in theaters on May 27, 2016.

Cerebro is Spanish for brain. #Xmen #XmenApocalypse

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Watch The Full-Length Trailer For Robert Zemeckis’ ‘The Walk’

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The full-length trailer is here for The Walk, Robert Zemeckis new biopic starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt as high wire daredevil Philippe Petit. Petit was the subject of the 2008 documentary Man on Wire, and Zemeckis and Gordon-Levitt are giving the material a dramatization.

Here it the trailer for The Walk:

Here is the official synopsis for The Walk:

“Twelve people have walked on the moon, but only one man – Philippe Petit (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) – has ever, or will ever, walk in the immense void between the World Trade Center towers. Guided by his real-life mentor, Papa Rudy (Ben Kingsley), and aided by an unlikely band of international recruits, Petit and his gang overcome long odds, betrayals, dissension and countless close calls to conceive and execute their mad plan. Robert Zemeckis, the director of such marvels as Forrest Gump, Cast Away, Back to the Future, Polar Express and Flight, again uses cutting edge technology in the service of an emotional, character-driven story. With innovative photorealistic techniques and IMAX 3D wizardry, The Walk is true big-screen cinema, a chance for moviegoers to viscerally experience the feeling of reaching the clouds. The film, a PG-rated, all-audience entertainment for moviegoers 8 to 80, unlike anything audiences have seen before, is a love letter to Paris and New York City in the 1970s.”

Today has been a day for new trailers, and The Walk looks to have stunning visuals on par with Everest, another film that released its trailer this morning. It’s nice to see Zemeckis steering solidly back into live-action filmmaking with The Walk and 2012’s Flight.

Aside from Gordon-Levitt, The Walk stars Ben Kingsley, James Badge Dale, Ben Schwartz, Charlotte Le Bon, Clément Sibony and César Domboy.

The Walk will open the New York Film Festival this year and is scheduled to hit theaters October 2.

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‘Everest’ Official Trailer – It’s Going To Take All We Got

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Inspired by the incredible events surrounding an attempt to reach the summit of the world’s highest mountain, Everest documents the awe-inspiring journey of two different expeditions challenged beyond their limits by one of the fiercest snowstorms ever encountered by mankind. Their mettle tested by the harshest elements found on the planet, the climbers will face nearly impossible obstacles as a lifelong obsession becomes a breathtaking struggle for survival. The epic adventure stars Jason Clarke, Josh Brolin, John Hawkes, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Sam Worthington, Keira Knightley, Emily Watson and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Everest is directed by Baltasar Kormákur (2 Guns, Contraband) and produced by Working Title Films’ Tim Bevan and Eric Fellner, Cross Creek Pictures’ Brian Oliver and Tyler Thompson, as well as Nicky Kentish Barnes and Kormákur.

Universal Pictures and Cross Creek Pictures’ presentation of Everest—in association with Walden Media—is adapted for the screen by William Nicholson (Gladiator) and Oscar® winner Simon Beaufoy (Slumdog Millionaire).

The film was shot on location in Nepal on the foothills of Everest, the Italian Alps and at Cinecittà Studios in Rome and Pinewood Studios in the U.K. Universal will distribute Everest worldwide.

Source: Universal Pictures Media

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Retro Review: ‘Big Trouble In Little China’ (1986)

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With all news about Dwayne Johnson signing on to do a remake of John Carpenter’s Big Trouble In Little China, it seemed like the right time to revisit the original 1986 film and see if it holds up today. It had been years, decades, since I sat down and watched Big Trouble In Little China, almost to the point where I was coming in fresh to the material. It was still a great entertainment in the end.

Big Trouble isn’t any sort of award-winning masterwork, it isn’t even in the upper tier of classic 80s films as far as I’m concerned. But what it is is a time capsule of 1986, existing strictly as a relic of the decade in which it was produced for a myriad of reasons. It is also a movie filled to the brim with an adventurous spirit which, these days, is often stripped away from the typical Hollywood remake in lieu of CGI overload. If “The Rock” is going to got through with this remake, my only requests is that he have fun.

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Would Big Trouble In Little China exist were it not for the oddly unhinged and borderline idiot savant performance from Kurt Russell? After collaborating on an Elvis biopic, The Thing and Escape From New York, Russell and Carpenter had a strong working relationship and they teamed up to create Jack Burton, an everyman truck driver swept up in the fictional underworld of San Francisco’s Chinatown. Russell is key to the film’s satirical success, playing Burton as a prideful leader loaded with false bravado and many flaws, but nevertheless willing to flex his biceps in the face of danger. He is a mix of John Wayne, Han Solo, and Charlie Brown.

Jack is dragged into danger by his buddy, Wang (Dennis Dun), who implores him to go to the airport and pick up his “girl,” a green-eyed Chinese woman named Miao Yin. Miao is immediately kidnapped at the airport, and the entire plot revolves around Jack and Wang revering Miao from the clutches of Chinese gangsters, mystics, and a 2,000 year-old sorcerer named Lo Pan who wants to use Miao’s green eyes to rejuvenate his body and continue his run of immortality.

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Along for the ride are Gracie Law (Kim Cattrall) and Margo, a plucky reporter played by Kate Burton. The group encounters one obstacle after another, from warring gangs on the streets of Chinatown, to mystical bodyguards, to troll-like beasts and floating monstrous orbs… Carpenter and his special effects team throw everything at the screen, leading to the final showdown at what clearly looks like a mall. But, hey, I’m not here to be overly critical, and nobody who sees Big Trouble In Little China should go into this film trying to pick it apart on a cinematic level.

Big Trouble In Little China is an “onion story,” one that peels apart layer by layer from one predicament to another until we reach that final showdown, at the mall (I mean, that is clearly an escalator!). Kurt Russell owns the film as Jack Burton, outshining everyone else who is simply along for the ride, and his performance only emphasizes the point that the world needs more of Kurt Russell in prominent film roles. For 1986, the special effects in Big Trouble In Little China are quite impressive, especially the creature creations.

Something else that might be hard to do in this current climate is portray the Asian characters in the same way. Big Trouble In Little China is a sendup of the Charlie Chan adventures from the 30s, and it is unabashedly stereotypical in its portrayal of Chinese mystics and villains. It might be tough to pull this off in 2015 and beyond, but in 1986 John Carpenter made sure to go way ver the top in his portrayals in order to draw attention to the fact the Chinese were much more caricature that actual character.

Big Trouble In Little China holds up on a nostalgic level, and the spirit at its core works to disguise any flaws. Maybe a remake will serve the source material well, and if anyone is capable of keeping the fun and adventure in the story it is Dwayne Johnson. But, at the same time, I can almost guarantee the remake will suffer without the presence of Kurt Russell in the Jack Burton role.

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