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What If Jake Gyllenhaal Had Become Spider-Man?

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Once upon a time, Jake Gyllenhaal was almost Peter Parker. No, not before Tobey Maguire took the role in Sam Raimi’s original, charmingly dated 2001 Spider-Man. Gyllenhaal was one bad back away from taking over the role as the webslinger; he was the stand-by for Maguire, who was suffering some serious lower back issues during pre-production. Had Maguire not been able to go, Gyllenhaal would have stepped in. Thankfully, Maguire was able to carry on, but what if?

What if, out of nowhere, Spider-Man 2 starred Jake Gyllenhaal instead of Tobey Maguire? Switching the stars of a franchise can spell doom for said franchise nine times out of ten (I’m looking at you, Speed 2). Marvel films have become teflon in recent years, impervious to bad press, but in the early 2000s the empire was still being built in Hollywood. Despite the fact that Jake Gyllenhaal is a widely respected actor, even in 2004, changing the face of a film franchise after only one movie would have disrupted the continuity to the point where the film may have failed at the box office. And just think, the best Spider-Man movie we have gotten thus far might have been hard to watch objectively, without seeing Jake Gyllenhaal in every scene and think, “yeah, it’s not Maguire.” The distraction of such an epic upheaval would have been too much to overcome.

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Not only would a reboot of the Spider-Man franchise been a foregone conclusion, but a reboot may have happened much sooner.

Then again, if Gyllenhaal took over the role, we may not have had to sit through Spider-Man 3.

And what would have become of these two actors and their subsequent careers? The superhero film is a blessing and a curse for many actors not named Christian Bale, and perhaps Gyllenhaal wouldn’t have turned in some of his more brilliant performances in the upcoming years. Just one year after Spidey 2, Gyllenhaal earned a well-deserved Oscar nomination for his role in the tragic, heartbreaking Brokeback Mountain. While he did scuffle through films like Proof, Prince of Persia, and Love & Other Drugs, Gyllenhaal turned in great performances in Jarhead, Brothers (co-starring Maguire), and Zodiac.

Let’s stop there, before we get to Gyllenhaal’s recent run. Would Spider-Man ever have gotten a role in Zodiac? I content he would not, at least not in 2007, the same year Spider-Man 3 came out. Gyllenhaal would have definitely had a scheduling conflict, and he is the heart and soul of what is arguably David Fincher’s most mature, complete film to date.

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Maguire did get through his back problems and complete Raimi’s Spider-Man trilogy, and then sort of disappeared after that turned out to be a disaster. Maguire’s star lost some shine it seemed, or perhaps he took some time off to separate himself from the Peter Parker albatross. Whatever the case, while Maguire was off the grid for the most part, Gyllenhaal has blossomed into one of the best actors working today. That is without a doubt. His performance as a quirky, tortured detective in Prisoners stole the film from Hugh Jackman in my opinion, and the fact that his wiry, disturbed turn in last year’s Nightcrawler missed an Oscar nomination is criminal. Now, with the rave reviews and hot anticipation for his boxing film Southpaw pouring in, perhaps Jake Gyllenhaal is in line for another flirtation with Oscar.

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Tobey Maguire, in the meantime, has finally resurfaced in Pawn Sacrifice, the drama surrounding chess master Bobby Fischer. While Maguire looks solid in the trailer, it’s been a while since anyone has considered Tobey Maguire one of the best of his generation. Perhaps if he hadn’t fixed his back, and maybe if he hadn’t reprised his role in 2004’s Spider-Man 2, Gyllenhaal would have suffered the wrath of Spider-Man 3 and disappeared for a few years.

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James Cameron Endorses ‘Genisys’ As Terminator 3

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“In my mind I think of [Genisys] as the third film,” said James Cameron the co-writer and director of Terminator and T2.

Does the testimonial of Cameron create anymore buzz or hype for the Terminator film franchise? The marketing department has already spoiled the plot twist. The fact that John Connor is the villain is a major plot twist and a original idea, but this reveal should have been in the theater not on a YouTube trailer.

When John Connor (Jason Clarke), leader of the human resistance, sends Sgt. Kyle Reese (Jai Courtney) back to 1984 to protect Sarah Connor (Emilia Clarke) and safeguard the future, an unexpected turn of events creates a fractured timeline. Now, Sgt. Reese finds himself in a new and unfamiliar version of the past, where he is faced with unlikely allies, including the Guardian (Arnold Schwarzenegger), dangerous new enemies, and an unexpected new mission: To reset the future…

Terminator Genisys is directed by Alan Taylor and opens in theaters July 1.

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Uwe Boll Calls Avengers Films Bullshit Dirt

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Over the weekend director Uwe Boll posted a video on YouTube expressing his frustrations for the lack of crowd funding towards his next project Rampage 3. With three days to go Boll’s project has only raised 46% of its $50,000 goal.

In the video Boll calls Harry Potter retarded and the Avengers bullshit dirt.

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John Oliver Explains The American Bail System

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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver explains why America’s bail system is better for the reality tv industry than it is for the justice system.

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ C-3PO Has A Red Arm

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Jedi News has some screen shots of potential Star Wars: The Force Awakens merchandise and in one of the photos it shows C-3PO with a red left arm.

This is just the beginning of merchandising leaks, cover your eyes.

From Disney Studios Media:
Lucasfilm and visionary director J.J. Abrams join forces to take you back again to a galaxy far, far away as “Star Wars” returns to the big screen with Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Episode VII in the Star Wars Saga, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, opens in theaters December 18, 2015.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens, directed by J.J. Abrams from a screenplay by Lawrence Kasdan & Abrams, features a cast including actors John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Academy Award winner Lupita Nyong’o, Gwendoline Christie, Crystal Clarke, Pip Andersen, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow. They will join the original stars of the saga, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker.

The film is being produced by Kathleen Kennedy, J.J. Abrams, and Bryan Burk, and John Williams returns as the composer.

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Intense Trailer For Owen Wilson’s “No Escape”

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Jack (Owen Wilson) is a man desperate to protect his family in this intense, fast-paced action thriller that will leave you breathless.

As he relocates his family to Asia, with wife Annie (Lake Bell) and their two young girls, Jack has no idea of the terror that lies in store. Within days of their arrival, a violent political uprising has swept through the city and the family are on the run frantically searching for safety as rebels mercilessly attack, executing all foreigners.

With seasoned expat Hammond (Pierce Brosnan) as their only ally, time is against Jack and his family as they are viciously hunted down. Desperately attempting to survive in a country under siege, their courage is put to the ultimate test.

No Escape will be in theaters on September 2.

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“The Martian” Trailer Has Arrived

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THE MARTIAN | Official Trailer: During a manned mission to Mars, Astronaut Mark Watney (Matt Damon) is presumed dead after a fierce storm and left behind by his crew. But Watney has survived and finds himself stranded and alone on the hostile planet. With only meager supplies, he must draw upon his ingenuity, wit and spirit to subsist and find a way to signal to Earth that he is alive. Millions of miles away, NASA and a team of international scientists work tirelessly to bring “the Martian” home, while his crewmates concurrently plot a daring, if not impossible rescue mission. As these stories of incredible bravery unfold, the world comes together to root for Watney’s safe return. Based on a best-selling novel, and helmed by master director Ridley Scott, THE MARTIAN features a star studded cast that includes Jessica Chastain, Kristen Wiig, Kate Mara, Michael Peña, Jeff Daniels, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Donald Glover.

The Martian arrives in theaters on November 25.

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Meet Mark Watney, Ares Crew In New Promo Video For ‘The Martian’

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A new promo video for The Martian has been released introducing us to Matt Damon’s character, Mark Watney, as well as the rest of the Ares crew member. Watney is the botanist of the crew who, after a storm leaves him stranded and presumed dead, is marooned on the Red Planet with limited resources to try and survive.

Here is the promo video from the new YouTube channel tying in with The Martian:

The humor in this promo video is very promising for those who read Andy Weir’s 2012 novel and know that Mark Watney, aside from being absolutely brilliant, is a wonderfully funny character. The humor of Watney is the perfect balance to the hard science in play.

Aside from starring the crew members Michael Pena, Jessica Chastain, Sebastian Stan, Kate Mara, and Aksel Hennie, The Martian also stars Kristen Wiig, Jeff Daniels, Chiwetel Ejiofor and Donald Glover as team members back on earth working to save Watney.

The Martian, directed by Ridley Scott hits theaters November 25.

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UPDATE: Is The Jason Statham ‘Daredevil’ Deal Dead?

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Thursday, rumors began swirling that Jason Statham was in talks with Marvel to join Daredevil season 2 on Netflix as the villain, Bullseye. The initial news stirred up a firestorm of positive buzz and excited the Daredevil fans. But is the deal dead because of the leaked information?

The original news was leaked via The Latino Review, but the fact that the meeting between Statham and Marvel execs was let out could have unraveled the negotiation process, perhaps skewing the contract numbers too high in the wake of the overwhelming excitement.

The rumor mill has gone from the news that Statham is Bullseye to the speculation as to whether to not he exited talks. Bloody Disgusting claims the talks ended after the leaked information, and during press tours for his new comedy Spy, Statham had some unflattering comments about Marvel that may have signaled his disinterest in the project altogether:

It’s too bad that Jason Statham may have left Daredevil, because the thought of him as Bullseye, squaring off against Charlie Cox’s Matt Murdock was enough to make fans of the series salivate. Alas, it looks as if the two have parted ways, but there is always hope.

PHOTO CREDIT: [Heroic Universe]

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“Little Witch Academia 2” to premiere at Anime Expo

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Anime Expo has announced that they will host both Hiroyuki Imaishi and Yoh Yoshinari as convention guests. Together they will present the premiere of Little Witch Academia: The Enchanted Parade, the Kickstarter funded sequel to the popular Anime Mirai short. It will premiere on July 3rd at 5:45pm and run till 7:15. Following the premiere will be a Q&A by Imaishi and Yoshinari. Following this convention exclusive showing the short will premiere in Japanese theaters October 2015

AX introduces the guests:

Graduating from Tokyo Design Academy, Yoh Yoshinari entered GAINAX as an animator and illustrator. Aside from his breathtaking illustrations, Yoshinari’s animation work is explosive while exhibiting an eccentric fluidity. As a respected figure in the Japanese animation industry and with fans all over the world, Yoshinari has taken part in many popular titles such as Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995), Valkyrie Profile (1999), FLCL (2000), Gurren Lagann (2007), Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt (2010), Kill La Kill (2013). Currently, he works as the lead animator at Studio TRIGGER.

Hiroyuki Imaishi is an acclaimed animation director/animator of Studio TRIGGER. Previously staffed at Studio GAINAX, Imaishi began as in-betweener for Neon Genesis Evangelion. After his directorial debut with DEAD LEAVES in 2004, Imaishi went on to direct the hit series Gurren Lagann;which won him an award during the 12th Animation Kobe ceremony. Founding Studio TRIGGER in 2011, Imaishi directed the studio’s first series KILL la KILL in 2013. Currently, he is a character designer on TRIGGER’s latest animation series NINJA SLAYER from Animation.

Studio Trigger the animation studio responsible for Little Witch Academia 2 and its predecessor have posted a short trailer on YouTube previewing the crowd funded short.

Nerdy facts about Little Witch Academia:

Little Witch Academia was produced by Trigger as part of the Anime Mirai 2013 project, which funds young and upcoming animators alongside other animation houses. After the wide success of Little Witch Academia, Trigger announced a sequel to the widely popular short at Anime Expo 2013. While originally suppose to be a twenty minute episode sillier in length to the first installment, Trigger went to Kickstarter asking for $150,000 to extend the runtime to 40 minutes. They met their goal within five hours. And once it completed its time promotion they had made $625,518. Masahiko Otsuka the writer of both shorts said that if the sequel performs well, they may consider making a television series or a full-length movie.

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