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Review: iZombie ‘Grumpy Old Liv’ – Business as Usual

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After three months of waiting, iZombie has returned to us, it promises more witty dialogue, character drama, and brains. But does the first episode bring promise? The short answer yes, yes it does. The long answer? Well…

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The episode starts pretty much right where it left off, sure three months have passed, but everybody still hates Liv (Rose McIver). We have Evan (Nick Purcha), who doesn’t even want to see her, Eva (Molly Hagan) who also doesn’t even want to see her, Major (Robert Buckley) is having a hard time talking to Liv, and Peyton (Aly Michalka) is nowhere to be seen.

The opening minutes set out to prove a couple of things, that it will pick up and continue the overarching story, but that it’s still a police procedural. The quality of both just as high as before. Particularly the dialogue is still witty as ever, especially with Old Man Liv around.

Speaking of which, the temporary personality gimmick in iZombie has always been pretty great, but in particular this episode was very strong in this aspect. With Liv yelling at teenagers, making witty insults, and making racist comments left and right. Liv was a nasty, mean, crude old man, and it was fantastic to watch.

Later in the episode we get to see what Blaine’s (David Anders) up to nowadays. This time working in a funeral home, and working to become the local drug lord. However, a couple of questions have been raised, why even bother working in a funeral home? Blaine made a comment about ‘the brains coming to you,’ but he’s a human, is he still supplying his old clients?

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iZombie — “Grumpy Old Liv” — Image Number: ZMB201c_0063.jpg — Pictured: David Anders as Blaine — Photo: Diyah Pera/The CW — © 2015 The CW Network, LLC. All rights reserved.

Of course Blaine also has another thing to worry about, finding some Boat Utopium in order to make some more cure. Which leads us to Don E. once more. You remember Don E. right? Major’s friend from the mental institute? Apparently he was involved with the Boat Utopium, yay for recurring minor characters!

Major also gets a fair share of screen time, we see his reluctance to talk to Liv, bored demeanor during his job, and tension with Ravi (Rahul Kohli). Major’s also just met another character, but we’ll get to that in a bit.

Clive (Malcolm Goodwin) is still hung-up on the whole Meat Cute incident. Questioning Liv again and again about Major’s alibi, and beginning to hunt for Blaine. Clive also seemed a little more sensitive to how different Liv was, but that is probably due to just how insensitive Liv’s persona was this week.

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iZombie — “Grumpy Old Liv” — Image Number: ZMB201a_0134.jpg — Pictured (L-R): Malcolm Goodwin as Clive Babineaux, Rahul Kohil as Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti and Rose McIver as Olivia “Liv” Moore — Photo: Diyah Pera/The CW — © 2015 The CW Network, LLC. All rights reserved.

We learned some interesting things this episode, the first being the fact that cured zombies can detect other zombies. We see this through New Hope’s reactions, and the two hair-raising zoom up scenes for both Major and Blaine. And of course it wouldn’t be important unless it was used for bad.

The bad this time being Max Rager hiring Major to hunt zombies for them. Max Rager is indeed still a threat, in fact they are set out to be the biggest threat this season. Major ended up accepting, thanks to a couple of audio clips. Which reminds me, how did they get those calls? Are they tapping Liv’s phone? The first phone call was from Liv to Major, while the second was from Ravi to Liv. This seemed like an oversight by the writers, but after seeing the final scene we might have found our explanation.

Speaking of the last scene, it turns out the Max Rager secretary is rooming with Liv. That’s… great, just fantastic.

iZombie season two has begun and it is ready to jump in, no breaks for us, thank goodness.

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‘Beetlejuice’ Sequel – Geena Davis Wants An Invite

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A Beetlejuice sequel looks more and more like it will happen. Most recently Winona Ryder confirmed her involvement on the Seth Meyers Late Night. Now Geena Davis would like an invite to the party. Davis told ET that Beetlejuice was a favorite and she acknowledged that 30 years have past and ghosts probably don’t age.

“I did hear that it’s really happening. No one’s talked to me about it. I would love to! That was one of my favorite movies, too.But ghosts probably don’t age, and it’s going to be 30 years now. Of course, I haven’t aged, but I think Alec Baldwin maybe has aged, perhaps,” said Davis.

No release date has been confirmed but Tim Burton and Michael Keaton are onboard for the project as well.

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Jughead #1: The Real Star of Archie Comics

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Those of you who have read my Archie reviews will have noticed that I am a big fan of the character known as Jughead. Indeed, the smooth, cynical but sensible sloth has been the breakout star of the reboot thus far, stealing every scene that he is in. I have noted previously that the updated version of is appealing because despite appearing to be a fool, he is quite a contemplative and mature character. A solo series gives us the chance to get to know Forsythe Pendleton Jones III a bit better, but does it live up to the high standards placed on it by its parent series?
Jughead#1chipVarIt’s worth saying that am a big fan of Chip Zdarsky. Zdarsky’s work on Sex Criminals (along with the fantastic Matt Fraction) has been revolutionary, engaging audiences in a way that few other independent comics have. Marvel’s Howard the Duck on the other hand, has proven that Zdarsky is one of those rare talents in modern comics who is as great an artist as he is a writer. He has made no secret of his affinity for the character. All he wanted was to draw a variant cover and instead, he was offered writing duties on the first spin-off which was originally planned to launch as part of the now infamous Kickstarter campaign.

This is definitely aims being more overtly comedic then the main Archie title. Whereas the humour is played pretty straight in that series, one could almost expect Jughead to come with its own laugh track. Less slice of life comedy, more 3 camera sitcom. Our man is quick and witty throughout, making his old pal Archie seem dull in comparison. The plot focuses around Jughead’s campaign against school authorities. He is initially quite skeptical towards campaigns because as a self-stylised “realist” he accepts that the world will never be perfect. Part of that is undoubtedly motivated by his own laziness. However, as comedy naturally dictates, Jughead is forced to care when the new principal replaces the normal cafeteria food with  gruel. Wackiness ensures as our hamburger loving hero proves as resourceful as ever in his attempts to return junk-food to the student masses.

At times the characters seems to be more over the top than what has been found in the main book, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Were this to be exactly like the main Archie title then there would be little point to it.It’s an entirely different animal from Archie entirely and the line will be all the better for it. Zdarksy brings his own comedic sensibilities to the series and most of the jokes hit their target whether through clever,funny dialogue or the sheer absurdity of a particular situation. The issue features an amusing Game of Thrones parody in the form of Jughead’s daydream, but its inclusion will probably go over the head of younger readers. It also raises a different question as to who is the target audience for the relaunched Archie Comics brand. It’s arguably a bit of an odd choice for a first issue,unless pop culture non-sequiturs are to become a staple of the series. There are some jokes that rely heavily on an existing knowledge of character dynamics within Riverdale, but some of them have yet to be introduced in the reboot and thus, can be confusing.

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Unfortunately, I struggle with the art which is something I haven’t experienced with the Riverdale reboot so far. To be clear, it’s not so much a problem with the new house style (I have no nostalgia for classic Archie), indeed Fiona Staples has done an amazing job on the core Archie book. There is an awkwardness to the facial features which is quite jarring. While Jughead and Archie manage to get off lightly, a lot of the female characters are drawn with unnatural expressions. There seems to be a desirability between the designs of Betty and Veronica in this book and those found in core Archie book.  There is an overall lack of detail which makes the illustrations feel quite plain. There is some imaginative work to be found in the Game of Thrones section, but I will fully admit that this may be a failure on my part to connect with Henderson’s style, as her work on the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl is quite similar, but it doesn’t change the fact that the interiors are often hit or miss. I’m sure there might be many people out there who are fans of this approach but, much like the work of Chris Bachalo, it just doesn’t speak to me.

Jughead Issue 1 is a good first issue, it sets up the premise well and is packed full of clever jokes. It introduces those uninitiated to some of the nuances of the character and shows us the crazier side of Riverdale high. If you are looking for a lovable character and a series that doesn’t take itself too seriously then Jughead is for you.

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Review: ‘Pan’-a Catastrophic Failure

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In the beginning of Pan, the narrator pronounces “this is a story about a boy who will never grow up and a man with a hook, but it’s not like the story you have heard before.” Well, at the very least we can agree with the narrator; Joe Wright’s version of Pan is unlike any version of the classic J.M. Barrie story I’ve ever seen. Pan is a horrid retelling that amounts to $150 million train-wreck, visually resembling psychedelic puke. You would think, after all the delays this movie underwent, they could have got this movie right. But man oh man does movie have issues. Remember, this movie was initially slated for a June release and was moved back to this week in an attempt to add more special effects. MORE SPECIAL EFFECTS! You think that was the problem! I don’t know even where to start.

The film starts off with a very young Peter being left at a home for lost boys (get it … lost boys … trust me, it gets worse) during World War II in London. His mother Wendy (yes, that Wendy ) leaves him with a note: “I will see you in this world or next ( yes, I’m aware how bad that sounds).” We immediately are thrust forward to supper time, and Peter is 9-years old in line to get his porridge from a nun, and he’s discussing with another boy in line about how the other boys are moving in to better homes. Later on that evening, lo and behold, we have Pirates jumping into this orphanage and taking these boys. So eventually Peter is taken on to the pirate ship that happens to be on top of the orphanage in London and he’s on the ship of the notorious Captain hoo …. Wait… not hook .. Black Beard played by Hugh Jackman. He looks more like Freddie Mercury with a bit of Christopher Walken Hair. Is this starting to make sense? It gets better.

These boys are kidnapped to work in Black Beard’s mines so they can dig for Pixum ( that would the rock that fairy dust comes from … duhhh) and while in the mines Peter meets a fellow a miner who he befriends named James Hook ( yes, that James Hook ). They hatch a plan to escape. In the midst of the escape they run into natives, one of which is named Tiger Lily (Rooney Mara), who is as believable in this role as Elizabeth Berkley was when she played a druggie on Saved by the Bell. Do you get the picture? This film is one big imbroglio.

You might be holding out hope that at least Pan is pleasant to the eyes, but in reality it’s harmful to your soul. I don’t quite comprehend what they were shooting for when it came to the production elements in this film, but it seems every time the special effects team had a nice digital shot they decided … hey let’s add more psychedelic colors to this. The costumes are wretched, from Tiger Lilly’s headdress that looks like an accident a child would have when using the scissors too much on an art project, to Black Beard’s pirate like hipster outfit. Did the costume department for Pan just decide to throw spare pats all over Hugh? The movie is a frontal assault on the senses from start to finish.

To top it all off, we had a master class in overacting put on by essentially the entire cast. I don’t know who’s decision it was to have Hugh singing “Smells Like Teen Spirit” in the canyon but man did it immediately take me out the film. Garret Hedlund was the worse culprit of all, playing hook in this film. His character study amounted to just a really craptastic imitation of Jack Nicholson. I’m talking from his mannerism on down.

In the end, the narrator was telling the truth about this version of Pan. This is unlike any version of Peter Pan I’ve ever seen in my lifetime, a horrific/awful waste of time to watch this catastrophe unfold.

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Marvel Goes With Joe Robert Cole To Write ‘Black Panther’

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Marvel Studios may have found their writer for Black Panther. Joe Robert Cole, who is part of Marvel’s in-house writer’s program and submitted a script for Inhumans, is working out a deal to write Black Panther, according to The Wrap.

Marvel has yet to make an official announcement but they have used their in-house people before, Nicole Perlman wrote Guardians of the Galaxy.

Black Panther stars Chadwick Boseman and Andy Serkis. The film is scheduled for released on July 6, 2018.

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RETRO REVIEW: Secret Wars

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Marvel’s current comic book crossover event, Secret Wars, has been delayed yet again; the final issue won’t be released for purchase until December. The comic has also been subjected to bloated tie-in comics, confusing story lines, and a build up to the “All New, All Different” universe, which hasn’t been gaining a lot of interest say for a few titles like Black Panther and X-Men 92. And it’s a shame, because this inflated, convoluted, crazy crossover event shares its name with another inflated, convoluted, crazy crossover event. The only difference is the old Secret Wars is a really good comic.

Yes, back in 1984 Marvel created an epic crossover event as a way to sell a brand of licensed action figures for Mattel. Mattel was ready to create some awesome new action figures based off some fantastic Marvel superheroes. Marvel had the bright idea of creating an event comic to promote the action figures, and this is where the original Secret Wars came from. So, yeah, comics have been used to promote stuff for a while.

Snarky remarks aside, Secret Wars was a massive hit, and began the trend of the annual crossover event. Sure superheroes were teaming up, and there were superhero teams, but this was the first time dozens of heroes and villains came together to battle each other. It sold like hot cakes, and part of that was based off sheer epic scale the book created.

Spider-Man, Hulk, The Fantastic Four, The Avengers, The X-Men, and Magneto, are brought to a planet called Battleworld (made of bits and chunks of other planets) by a extra-dimensional being called The Beyonder. The Beyonder also brought a bunch of super villains that include Ultron, The Enchantress, Molecule Man, and the always popular Doctor Doom. The Beyonder demands that these teams of good and evil battle to the death, and whoever is left standing will be granted ultimate power.

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The stakes are huge, and it’s a blast to read as allegiances change, friendships are tested, and heroism is put through the gauntlet. Secret Wars is also where a lot of classic and enduring story lines came from. The Hulk has to save the lives of all the Avengers under, “one hundred and fifty billion tons.” Spider-Man gets his iconic black symbiote suit. And She-Hulk joins the Fantastic Four. It’s really fun to read, and definitely a great book to pick up that shows how to do a proper crossover event.

Now, if we’re being fair, the book is not perfect. Despite the epic scale of the comic, there are a lot of questions that aren’t answered. The first and foremost, there’s never really a reason as to why The Beyonder is doing what he’s doing, or who (or what) he is. Sure they explain it later on, but it feels very odd that we as a reader don’t really know why the heroes and villains are there. Also, there are some bizarre inconsistencies of the comic. For example, The Thing keeps reverting back to Ben Grimm, but it’s never explained why or how. It probably would have been beneficial for more explanation about the rules of Battleworld or the Beyonder’s abilities (again it’s confusing when we don’t know who it is or why it’s doing this). There are other details of the comic too that are confusing, but I’ll spare the lecture, as they are just merely distractions from the story.

And after 30 plus years, the story really holds up as a fun adventure epic involving superheroes and villains. The art aged well with a classic comic book feel, the story is a little weird, but definitely entertainingly fun to read, and the huge cast of characters makes the book much more enjoyable.

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New Trailer For ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part II’

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Lionsgate released the final trailer for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part II, “Welcome To The 76th Hunger Games.”

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part II is directed by Francis Lawrence and stars Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson, Donald Sutherland, Julianne Moore, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Sam Claflin, Elizabeth Banks, Jena Malone, Jeffrey Wright, and Stanley Tucci.

The film opens on November 20, 2015.

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New Marvel’s ‘Jessica Jones’ Teaser For Netflix – ‘Time to go to work’

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Marvel released the third teaser for Marvel’s Jessica Jones for Netflix on their Twitter account Tuesday.

The show takes places after a tragic end to her short-lived Super hero career. The series follows Jessica as she rebuilds her personal life and career as a detective who seems to get cases involving people with super abilities in New York City. Marvel’s Jessica Jones premieres on November 20th on Netflix.

The series stars Krysten Ritter as Jessica Jones, David Tennant as Kilgrave, Mike Colter as Luke Cage, Rachael Taylor as Patricia “Trish” Walker, and Carrie-Anne Moss. Marvel’s Jessica Jones is Executive Produced by series Showrunner Melissa Rosenberg and Liz Friedman, along with Jeph Loeb, who also serves as Marvel’s Head of Television.

Marvel’s Jessica Jones is produced by Marvel Television in association with ABC Studios for Netflix.

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IFC Center to Show Wes Craven Horror Classics

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Hey folks! In-case you missed it, Wes Craven‘s classic horror films are coming to the Independent Film Center (IFC) this October thru December 2015 in honor of this horror master..and just in time for HALLOWEEN!!! So spread the word and spend several nights of gore and popcorn with your special someone, or even with someone you just like, and snuggle during those scary moments.

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The month of October is my favorite month of all. Not only does my birthday fall squarely within it, but so does my favorite holiday: HALLOWEEN! I mean, what more could you ask for from one month? A birthday and a reason to dress up in costume without judgement. Well, except last Halloween when I was off to attend a wedding in Ohio and people with their judgmental eyes kept staring at me because I was dressed like Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas. It was Halloween for Pete’s sake! Live a little.

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Anywho, the great part about this month is that so many networks jump on the bandwagon and show lots of horror and thriller movies for all of us ghoulies out there – AMC is leader in that arena. Halloween for everyone! There’s even films out there for the kiddies – don’t forget Halloween Town! But these films are not for the kids or the faint of heart. The IFC Center will be bringing us his best offerings. The series is entitled, “Wes Craven’s Nightmares,” and will be sure to scare and entertain all that attend. The Craven film tribute schedule is below.

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October 9-10: The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
October 16-17: Red Eye (2005)
October 30-31: The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
November 6-7: Scream (1996)
November 13-14: Scream 2 (1997)
November 20-21: Scream 3: (2000)
November 25-28: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
December 4-5: Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)
December 11-12: Shocker (1989)
December 19-19: The People Under the Stairs (1991)
December 24-26: The Last House on the Left (Uncut) (1972)

Happy viewing to all you ghouls and ghoulettes out there. We miss you Wes Craven!

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Drax The Avenger? Dave Bautista Wants Avengers/Guardians Crossover

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Drax the Destroyer may be reserved on screen but his real life counterpart, Dave Bautista, could not contain his excitement when the idea of a Guardians of the Galaxy/Avengers crossover was brought up.

In an interview from Yahoo!, Bautista was ecstatic and showed just how big of a geek he is (he is obviously enormous) when asked about Drax joining the Avengers.

“Yeah, come on, man,” he said. “Hell yeah. Yeah, of course I would. At the core of me is the biggest geek you’ve ever met. I’m a superhero fan first and foremost, and…of course, man, I want that to happen.”

While nothing has been confirmed, it seems as though both super squads are destined for some form of on-screen coalition. The Avengers are on a collision course with Thanos, who was the driving force in the plot of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1, as well as the father of Gamora.

“It’s rumors right now,” he said. “But, you know, I pray every day…and night, and afternoon, and after you walk out the door I’ll go pray and say, ‘Please let Drax be in The Avengers’,” he laughed. “Yeah, I hope it’ll happen.”

The rumors he is referring to is that of the current Marvel landscape which seems to be poised for a period of friction before all heroes must fight a common enemy in the ‘Infinity Wars’ which has been confirmed as a two part finale to the Avengers saga. That common enemy would be Thanos who will presumably wield the Infinity Gauntlet.

While some actors may shy away from portraying such an involved character in a film where they won’t command the spotlight, it is awesome to see that Bautista’s love for the Marvel cinematic universe transcends a hefty work schedule that comes with portraying Drax on screen.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 has been confirmed for May 5, 2017.

What are your thoughts on a potential crossover between the Guardians of the Galaxy and The Avengers? Sound off in the comments section below!

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