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Ranking the Films of John McTiernan, Action Cinema’s Unsung Hero

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In the late 80s, John McTiernan was a pioneer in action cinema, responsible for subverting expectations and redefining action heroes through a three-picture wallop rivaling the runs of some of the greatest directors. McTiernan’s eye for action was revolutionary for its time, eschewing biceps for brains, and ushering in a new era for action. Even his collaboration with Arnold Schwarzenegger in the jungle was a way for both John McTiernan and his star to purge themselves of the infallible hero which defined Reagan-era jingoism.

Despite his success early on, and a few solid entires later in the 90s, the shine wore off McTiernan. And then, in one of the stranger controversies in Hollywood, a wiretapping scandal and a bizarre trifecta of circumstances ruined the director, and he was sentenced to a year in Federal prison. Now that he’s out, he is working on a new film we know nothing about beyond it being in pre-production. Here’s hoping he can return to glory, and possibly redefine action filmmaking once again. Let’s take a look at the eleven films on his resume:

Rollerball

11. Rollerball (2002)  – This disaster was partly responsible for McTiernan’s imprisonment (that’s a long, confusing story for another time). His attempt to remake the 1975 James Caan sci-fi actioner systematically failed on every level. In an attempt to revitalize his style – which he didn’t need to do – McTiernan employed more frantic editing and empty-headed energy to the proceedings. The bland headlining trio of Chris Kline, Rebecca Romijn, and LL Cool J, with a villainous turn by Jean Reno who is sadly absent a mustache to twirl, merely scratches the surface of what’s wrong here. the film was pushed around on the calendar after negative pre-screenings, then edited to hit a PG-13 in the hope of recouping some of the budget. It didn’t help, and the film was a notorious bomb for McTiernan.

Nomads

10. Nomads (1986) – Never heard of Nomads? Don’t worry, you aren’t alone. This pre-Predator debut film for John McTiernan came and went without much of an impact on popular culture in 1986. The film stars the very non-French Pierce Brosnan as a very French anthropologist who moves to LA, only to be pursued by spirits he conjured up when he was investigating an extinct tribe abroad. Sounds ridiculous, sure, because it is. Before being murdered (SPOILER!), Brosnan’s Frenchman shares his secret with a colleague, played by Lesley-Ann Down. It’s a miracle McTiernan was able to shine the way he did following this clunker. To be fair, he was still honing in his talents as a filmmaker, so by that regard it isn’t as atrocious as many directors’ debuts.

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9. Basic (2003) – This is a strange, telling film regarding McTiernan’s increasingly paranoia-fueled personal life. Basic features a shirtless John Travolta, right before he transformed into a wax figure, as an ex-military DEA agent investigating the disappearance of a disliked Army Ranger drill sergeant, played by Samuel L. Jackson in flashbacks. Thrillers are often times built around convoluted plots, twists, and misdirection. Basic is the Carmelo Anthony of the thriller – if it sees an open shot, it takes it. The plot is beyond convoluted, almost to the point where halfway in nothing really matters anymore. This isn’t helped by McTiernan’s frantic editing, choosing chaos over nuance the same way he did in Rollerball the year prior.

Medicine Man

8. Medicine Man (1992) – All the ingredients were here for a fantastic action adventure. However, whereas McTiernan’s later films were hampered by rapid-fire editing and the director’s own paranoid mentality, Medicine Man labors through unnecessary exposition and clunky subplots which distract from the central story. Sean Connery is great as an eccentric doctor who may have found a cure for cancer in the Amazon, but loses it and must get it back. That sounds like a great start for an adventure film, but then everything gets bogged down in a romance subplot between Connery and Lorraine Bracco, who plays his assistant. This pushed forward McTiernan’s new 90s hero narrative he defined earlier in his career, but this time around it simply doesn’t work. On top of that, Medicine Man tries really (really) hard to be a “message” movie, and that comes off incredibly ham-fisted.

The 13th Warrior

7. The 13th Warrior (1999) – This barely qualifies as a John McTiernan film. Adapted from a Michael Crichton novel, Eaters of The Dead, McTernan’s original cut was deemed almost unwatchable. That forced producers to bring in Crichton himself to do re-shoots and edits to the picture, renaming it The 13th Warrior. The budget ballooned, setting the film up for failure. Despite the mess behind the scenes, there are some things that work here. And Antonio Banderas is surprisingly good in the title role. Viking films are few and far between, and the morose mood and darkness builds some wonderful atmosphere. That being said, there’s no telling what belongs to McTiernan’s eye and what belongs to Crichton.

The Thomas Crown Affair

6. The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) – McTiernan’s other 1999 film (and his first remake of a Norman Jewish film, preceding Rollerball) is a sleek, surprising improvement on the original film starring Steve McQueen and Faye Dunaway. Pierce Brosnan plays, well, Pierce Brosnan, a suave Euro playboy who also happens to be a master thief. It’s strange, the films Brosnan did during his James Bond run – they really aren’t much different from his 007 stints. On his trail is a detective, played by Rene Russo, whose sex appeal is on full display here. This was McTiernan’s last quality action film, a competent and sometimes gorgeous film with intelligent performances from Brosnan, Russo, and Denis Leary as a bitter cop.

Last Action Hero

5. Last Action Hero (1993) – And now for the most infamous film in John McTiernan’s catalogue. Last Action Hero was hyped to the gills prior to its release. It was McTiernan back together with Arnold Schwarzenegger, who could do no wrong at the box office up to this point. But this was not an 80s Arnie movie; McTiernan had no interest in those. This was another subversive action film, but it was way more than that. This was full meta, a convoluted telling of a young boy who is whisked into the world of his silver-screen hero, therein upsetting this false world and breaking down the tropes which defined early Schwarzenegger. It was a comedy, an action film, a satire, and a surprisingly dark film where a kid is murdered by a creepy (even more so than usual) Tom Noonan. It was a failure at the box office, and is generally regarded as a cautionary tale. I still contend the story was ahead of its time, several years before meta deconstruction became somewhat familiar with the Expendables films. Last Action Hero may not entirely work – the plot is messy and the tone is manic – but it still has a great deal to offer the action genre.

The Hunt for Red October

4. The Hunt for Red October (1990) – Following the one-two punch of Predator and Die Hard, McTiernan swapped out breakneck action pacing for the slow burn, political thriller genre. Red October is a patient suspense picture about a rogue Russian submarine commander (Sean Connery), who may or may not be bringing a Soviet sub to America. That’s what Jack Ryan (Alec Baldwin) must find out before it’s too late. Red October is the first Jack Ryan film, and one of the better submarine films. McTiernan, after breaking down walls of testosterone in his previous action thrillers, transfers his deconstructive storytelling from the biceps to the brain. This is a film tense not in action set pieces, but in the claustrophobic galleys of a submarine, and the fettered boardrooms of the CIA.

Die Hard With a Vengeance

3. Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) – After Renny Harlin stripped the Die Hard franchise of any recognizable humanity in Die Hard 2, effectively “Renny Harlining” it up, Joel Silver brought John McTiernan back on board for the third (and what should have been the final) John McClane adventure. With a Vengeance beats up Willis’s McClane form start to finish, and the action returns to the textured tangibility of the original film, eschewing the gloss and gore of Harlin’s hired-gun sequel. Adding Sam Jackson as a sidekick breathed life into the action. While the plot is absurd to say the least – Hans Gruber’s even-more-eccentric brother (Jeremy Irons) is exacting revenge on McClane through a series of dangerous games and riddles while managing to rob the New York Federal Reserve – the pacing never allows the audience to question. This is also a wonderful utilization of New York, and a ton of fun from the opening title card to the end credits.

Predator

2. Predator (1987) – John McTiernan’s breakout film may look on the surface like another 80s testosterone-fueled macho movie. And it is, make no mistake. It is most certainly soaked in testosterone and swollen pecs. But the film itself, as Schwarzenegger and his crew of ruffians are pulled deeper and deeper into the jungle and systematically killed, steadily destroys those elements. All these tough guys are no match for the invisible space hunter stalking them, and as they are skinned, their heads and arms blown off, and their chests exploded, the very notion of the indestructible 80s action hero is ripped to shreds. Even Schwarzenegger, who ultimately thwarts the extra-terrestrial, is beaten to a bloody pulp. His victory comes through ingenuity, tricking the predator into a trap (side note: I once tried to remake in my backyard with a tree and a piece of firewood). Despite its big moments, Predator is an intimate deconstruction of the action star, a table setting look at “the hero” before he completely changed the game in 1988.

Die Hard

1. Die Hard (1988) – Die Hard is not only John McTiernan’s finest work, it is one of the greatest directorial achievements for any filmmaker who tried their hand at action. The balance of the film is phenomenal, the humor is brilliant, and the systematic development of plot points and character arcs create absolute perfection. this was the film that upended the notion of the action star; Bruce Willis’ arms aren’t sculpted, he doesn’t have a leg up on the competition from the start, he is rife with vulnerability the entire time. Now, an action hero could be a normal-looking dude with personal shit to deal with while trying to save the day. That being said, the action is still tremendous. John McTiernan knew how to frame shots with patience, to allow the events to unfold without polluting scenes with frantic editing. It’s amazing how patient he was here, given his decline in the late 90s owed itself to a frantic eye.

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‘Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice’ Trailer #4

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Warner Bros. released the a fourth Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice trailer Monday morning after new clips aired the AFC and NFC Championships games on FOX and CBS.

Fearing the actions of a god-like Super Hero left unchecked, Gotham City’s own formidable, violent vigilante takes on Metropolis’s most revered, modern-day savior while the world wrestles with what sort of hero it needs. And with Batman and Superman at war with one another, a new threat quickly arises, putting the world in greater danger.

Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of Justice stars Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Jason Momoa, Ben Affleck, Jesse Eisenberg, Gal Gadot, Jena Malone, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Diane Lane, Ezra Miller, Jeremy Irons, Holly Hunter, Michael Shannon, and Laurence Fishburne.

The film is set to open worldwide on March 25.

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Planet Hulk Is Coming To The Marvel Cinematic Universe, Sort Of

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Fans of Bruce Banner and the Hulk are patiently waiting for a Planet Hulk film and due to film rights with Universal this solo film has been put on hold, but Marvel Studios might have just found a loophole.

There are spoilers after the break, do not continue to read if you don’t want to be spoiled!

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The loophole is Thor: Ragnarok where Thor and Hulk go on an adventure across the nine realms to save the universe. Mark Ruffalo recently likened the third Thor film to Midnight Run with Robert DeNiro and Charles Grodin.

The big question is how do Thor and Hulk meet up to begin their adventure?

According to sources at Geek.com they have the answer. Nothing is official, Taika Waititi and his team are still in the midst of finalizing the script, so take this plot concept with a grain of salt.

After Thor catches on to Hela and Loki’s (still mysterious) plot that is going down in Asgard, Hela destroys Mjolnir, and banishes Thor from Asgard. Loki and Hela’s plan involves the major arc of the Marvel Universe, and just when it looks like Thor is about to put a stop to it, he gets banished — but not to any old planet. He ends up on a gladiatorial world where his head is shaved, and he’s forced to fight for his life.

Thor knows that he has to get to some MacGuffin weapon object to defeat Hela and Loki and he has to get off the planet. Thor runs through all of his alien opponents in gladiatorial combat, even without his trademark hammer. Finally, Thor has to face the current champion of the arena, and wouldn’t you know who that ends up being? The Hulk.

When we reconnect with Hulk in ‘Thor: Ragnarok,’ he’s managed to avoid reverting to the Banner state since we last saw him in the Quinjet in ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron.’ Hulk in Hulk form is almost unkillable, so he survived the trip to the gladiator planet. His “Banner” is starting to seep through into the Hulk persona, and because of the Hulk-Banner melding, Hulk remembers Thor and his relationship to him. That’s what starts the two on a Midnight Run to the MacGuffin that Thor desperately needs.

Not sure how long this film would be, but this concept has a chance to make Thor: Ragnarok an epic movie.

What do you think? Do you want to see Planet Hulk in Thor: Ragnarok?

Thor: Ragnarok is directed by Taika Waititi, Christopher Yost and Craig Kyle are working on the script, and the film stars Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Tom Hiddleston, Jaimie Alexander, Ray Stevenson, and Anthony Hopkins.

Thor: Ragnarok will destroy the universe on November 3, 2017.

Source: Geek.com

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See How Awkward ‘Deadpool’ Can Get In New Trailer

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A new 43-second clip from Deadpool was released Monday morning, and viewers get a glimpse of how far the humor will go in this film. Also, you get to see Ryan Reynolds in only a Christmas sweater. How cute!

Based upon Marvel Comics’ most original anti-hero, Deadpool tells the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, he hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life.

The film is directed by Tim Miller and stars Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, T.J. Miller, Ed Skrein, Gina Carano, and Brianna Hildebrand.

Deadpool is set to be released on February 12.

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Kalimur Delivers Another Promising Project With Redemption

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Kalimur is a Connecticut based Alternative Rock Band that came into to public eye a few years ago with the release of their first LP, Ghost We Used to Know. I was able to conduct an interview with them a while back (the link to that interview can be found here). The main point that they made about this new album is that it is more emotional and a it darker than their previous work. I am here to say that they definitely delivered on their promise. Redemption primarily deals with themes of hardship and overcoming Redemption Reviewdifficulties in one’s life. Lyrically, I think this is some of their best work yet. Never before has the band been so poetic. Though there are instances in this album where the songs have sounded similar to other projects, each individual song is unique in it’s own right and this ultimately is what makes this album a great project. My only real complaint about this album was how some of the songs ended in an odd and sometimes abrupt fashion. Though this was a minor and passable detail, it kind of set a tone that remained consistent in the album. Though this differentiate songs from one another, it impaired the overall flow and transitions on this album. However, this ultimately was not enough to impair my listening experience. Though this album does not exactly push the boundaries of Alternative Rock, it still ultimately proves to be a solid effort. Looking back, I honestly found this album to be really enjoyable and I am truly excited to see how this affects the band’s overall success. These guys truly deserve all the success that they get and I am proud to have been able to speak with them. I wish you guys the best of luck.

You can buy Redemption off Itunes, Spotify, or from the band’s website, http://www.kalimurband.com/.

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WWE Royal Rumble: 5 Most Exciting Moments From The Rumble!

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WWE Royal Rumble: What Were The Most Exciting Moments Of The 2016 Royal Rumble?

The WWE Road to Wrestlemania has been officially kicked off as the 2016 edition of the Royal Rumble comes to a close. In the wake of all the mayhem from the evening, we are left with new champions and shocking debuts! From the WWE debut of AJ Styles to COO Triple H winning the biggest match of the evening, there was no lack of memorable moments!

*Honorable Mention: Welcome Back Sandow!*
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-The Intellectual Savior of The Masses got the first pop of the night. When “Hallelujah” filled the Amway Arena, the Orlando crowd welcomed Damien Sandow with open arms.  As he teamed with Darren Young in the pre-show match in a losing effort, it was great to see the always hilarious Damien Sandow get the recognition he deserves. Hope to see more of Sizzle A.K.A Sandow!

5. A Destructive Opener
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Tables. Barricades. Michael Cole’s Glasses. Dean Ambrose & his opponent Kevin Owens left nothing unbroken. From the moment the bell sounded, the two brawlers opened the Rumble with multiple “This Is Awesome” and “Holy Shit” chants from the crowd during their non-stop battle for the Intercontinental Championship. In the end, it was Kevin Owens who couldn’t make it to his feet before the ten count allowing Dean Ambrose to walk away with the win & a sore body.

4. Francesca 2 Brings The New Day A Victory!
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-After a proper mourning for the beloved trombone of The New Day, Xavier Woods debuted a brand new trombone during their entrance because the power of positivity or whatever. After 150 days of dirty title defenses, The New Day once again retained the tag titles over The Usos. The ever so sneaky Xavier Woods played a major part in the outcome as usual but maybe it was the new trombone ‘Francesca 2‘ who brought the tag champs their luck this evening.

3. The 2-Time United States Champion: Kalisto!
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-‘The Lucha Dragon‘ Kalisto reclaimed the US Championship from Alberto Del Rio in a hard-fought but slightly sloppy match at the Royal Rumble. While Sin Cara has been injured, Kalisto has found a place of his own as a singles competitor. He quickly started a feud with Del Rio and the two Mexican Superstars have traded the US belt over the past few weeks. After his most recent title win, let’s hope Kalisto can keep the belt for longer than one day and prove himself as a true star within the WWE.

2. Sasha Banks Is Next In Line For Diva’s Title
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-“A Bold Statement With A Bank Statement“. Sasha Banks made it known that she is coming for Charlotte’s Divas title after she attacked Becky Lynch & Charlotte Flair following their match. Charlotte retained against Becky with assistance from her father Ric Flair and while she thought Sasha was coming down to the ring to celebrate her victory, ‘The Boss‘ had another idea. Hitting her finisher “The Bank Statement“, Sasha Banks then lifted the title over her head telling the champion that it’s her time to shine.

1.A: “The Phenomenal One” AJ Styles Arrives In The WWE
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-After being hyped and teased for weeks now, AJ Styles officially debuted as a member of the WWE roster by drawing Number 3 in this year’s Royal Rumble. If you had access to wrestling websites, you had some sort of idea that Styles would possibly show up at the event but it’s still no less of a shock seeing the international wrestler finally make his way to WWE. “The Phenomenal One” lasted about 28 minutes in the Rumble before getting thrown over by Kevin Owens. With the crowd loving everything Styles did, the newest WWE Superstar has an entire universe in the palm of his hands.

1.B: Sami Zayn Re-Debuts On The Main Roster
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-Sami Zayn arrived in the Rumble with a score to settle as he made a B-Line for his arch-enemy Kevin Owens. After spending months on the shelf, Zayn recently returned to NXT and has now re-debuted on the main roster by entering at Number 20. Before he was eliminated by Braun Strowman during a Wyatt Family attack, Sami Zayn got the chance to take Kevin Owens out of the match. Will this be the early sign of an instant classic between Zayn & Owens at Wrestlemania?

1.C: Triple H Is The WWE World Heavyweight Champion!
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-After all the dust settled, the returning HHH walked out of the Rumble as the champion by winning the “One Vs. All” 2016 Royal Rumble. The final 2 men in the match were surprisingly Dean Ambrose & Triple H after HHH eliminated Roman Reigns to guarantee a new champion would be crowned. In a Rumble match filled with Wyatt domination & Lesnar suplexing everyone, the 30th entrant Triple H ultimately reclaimed the nickname “The King of Kings” by eliminating 4 men with Ambrose being the final nail in the coffin. This will surely lead to a Reigns vs HHH main event at Mania but as for right now, the landscape of WWE has been changed dramatically…unless you look at a storyline from 1999.

What was the most exciting moment of the evening for you? Did WWE’s first Live Event of 2016 meet all the hype or did the expectations get thrown over the top rope quicker than Jack Swagger?

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Which Side Are You On? #Batman or #Superman

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On more than one occasion, Director Zack Snyder has used social media to promote his latest movie Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice.Sunday, the director, took to Twitter announcing that it was time to pick sides in this epic showdown. “Who will win?” is the question of the day, and he’s asking fans to tweet at him with #Superman or #Batman. There’s no indication of when the campaign will end or whether it will result in a new release of promotional material, but it wouldn’t be surprising. Either way, it gave him a chance to show off Twitter’s new Batman V Superman emoji.

Fearing the actions of a god-like Super Hero left unchecked, Gotham City’s own formidable, violent vigilante takes on Metropolis’s most revered, modern-day savior while the world wrestles with what sort of hero it needs. And with Batman and Superman at war with one another, a new threat quickly arises, putting the world in greater danger.

Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice will hit theaters on March 25.

The film stars Ben Affleck as Batman, Henry Cavill as Superman, Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman, Amy Adams as Lois Lane, Laurence Fishburne as Perry White, Diane Lane as Martha Kent, Jeremy Irons as Alfred, Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor, Ray Fisher as Cyborg with Callan Mulvey, Holly Hunter as Senator Finch and Tao Okamoto as Mercy Graves. Justice League is to follow directed by Zack Snyder as well.

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Review: ‘The X-Files’ Hits Its Stride In Episode Two

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The best way to describe the first 42-minutes of The X-Files revival would be an appetizer.

The first episode was an enjoyable experience and like most appetizers can be a necessary element to enjoying your dining experience. The second episode of The X-Files revival certainly transitions the audience from what’s necessary to what is extraordinary. The second episode entitled “Founders Mutation” jumps right into what makes the X-Files so entertaining. As always with “The X-Files,” there is a complete change of tone from episode to episode. The mythology-heavy premiere gives way to “Founder’s Mutation,” an intriguing and frequently gory puzzle written and directed by James Wong, one of Carter’s original team.When a scientist suddenly commits suicide, Mulder (David Duchovny) and Scully (Gillian Anderson) investigate what unseen force may have driven him to it. What they uncover are a laboratory where extreme genetic experimentation has been going on for decades, breeding subjects who possess unexpected and dangerous powers and who harbor deep resentments.

After watching Monday night’s episode, many will question the reasoning behind waiting before jumping into the intriguing and the unexplained that made The X-Files such a favorite show for so many reasons. The audience can’t discount that fourteen years is a long layoff and the series creator Chris Carter had to know that it would take that first episode to lay the groundwork for the remaining five episodes.

A good sign for X-Files fans had to be when they realized that Chris Carter was able to bring back so many people from his original X-Files team. James Wong, who was with Chris Carter from the series inception and gained notoriety for writing the highly popular “Musings Of A Cigarette Smoking Man, ” pens an episode that reminds all of what we loved most about The X-Files, the unexplained. Wong’s talent is that he writes in a way that allows you to empathize with characters on the screen (no matter the circumstances). Wong has proven his talent over the years while penning episodes for American Horror Story, The Event, and 21 Jump Street.

In the second episode, the theme of Government mistrust is once again on display. This time, we are lead to believe that Department of Defense is behind these experiments in genetics that turn ordinary Boys and Girls into special children. Doug Savant plays Dr. Augusts Goldman, who is at the epicenter for all these genetic tests. Mulder and Scully have to figure out is he acting on his free will or is the government underwriting his twisted brand science.

The highlight of the second episode had to be the on-screen chemistry between Mulder and Scully. As I alluded to in the review of episode one, Mulder and Scully had plausible chemistry for two people who hadn’t worked together for fourteen years. In the second episode, Mulder and Scully hit their stride and were reminiscent of the FBI agents that everyone glued to their TV sets years ago. Remember, that even though this is a six-episode “event,” we still have to build towards the things that we want to transpire.

Chris Carter and his whole X-Files team had to feel the pressure going into this six-episode X-Files revival. Breathing life into a series that has been off the air for fourteen years is difficult and to compound matters, dealing with the enormous expectations X-Files fans is no small task. Well, new/old X-Files fans will be delighted to see that after Monday night, that X-Files is starting to hit its stride.

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WWE: 5 Ways Out Of Royal Rumble

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WWE’s Royal Rumble is tonight at the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida.

Traditionally, the winner of the 30-man Royal Rumble match is awarded a match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania. However, as a culmination of his attempts to deprive WWE World Heavyweight Champion Roman Reigns of the championship (for attacking his son-in-law Triple H and overall disrespecting the McMahon family), WWE owner/chairman/CEO Vince McMahon decided on the January 4, 2016 episode of Raw that Reigns would defend his title in the match.

Here are five potential winners of Royal Rumble 2016.

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Roman Reigns

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This seems the most likely option as Reigns continues his against the odds, march to the top. After the poisonous reaction to his win at the Rumble last year, Reigns has now found a level of acceptance with the wider fan base and that will give WWE will have the confidence to continue his mega-push towards another go at headlining Wrestlemania. Speaking of Wrestlemania things are starting to look like everything and the kitchen sink will be thrown at Reigns until someone gets the title off of Reigns and the final boss, whether it be Brock Lesnar, Triple H or TBC, will be faced at Wrestlemania. In addition the one vs all concept has been set-up as a way to for the evil Authority to bring Reigns down, if it actually works it makes it a bit tougher for the story to continue except for Reigns going after revenge and it would make zero sense for Reigns to get another title shot before Wrestlemania. The drawback with Reigns winning and walking out still the Champion is that feels predictable and that was one of the main factors that took down last years Rumble. Let’s face it does anyone really want to see Reigns go full Superman and go all the way from #1? There are a lot of ways for him to go out that don’t damage him, whether it involves a screw job or not.

Brock Lesnar

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On the one hand Lesnar feels like an unlikely pick both to have another title reign anytime soon and because winning the Rumble would do little to enhance his status anymore as opposed to anyone else who could be made by it. On the other hand we’re heading into what could be the biggest Wrestlemania of all time and the WWE needs all the star power they can get going in and Lesnar as champion does that more than anyone else on the full time roster right now, being very over and crucially being something of a mainstream draw. It’s also a way of setting up Lesnar-Reigns 2, something that logically makes all the sense after their match last year was disrupted for the Rollins cash in. The angle could be that Lesnar has seemed to be the only man so far to really have the best of Reigns so it would be okay for the Authority to let Reigns have a title shot if it was against Lesnar, the downside to this theory is why let him have a shot at all, the sense being Lesnar go in as challenger.

Triple H

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At one point the betting favourite to win, which is surprising given he’s not been formally announced as taking part. In the Authority vs Reigns story though it makes all the sense and it furthers the set-up to Triple H vs Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania. It also makes Triple H world champion which from a story point of view is something different and interesting and from a nostalgia point of view would be kind of cool. The downside here is it’s Triple H as World Champion in 2016 and the question would have to be asked if there wasn’t someone on the full time roster who could benefit from playing that part in the story (not sheamus). There would have to also be an almighty screw job for this to play out, whether it be Kane or whoever else helping Trips and after last years Kane and Big Show destroy the world it’s debatable whether that would be the best thing.

AJ Styles

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This is where things get unlikely but very interesting. It’s become apparent it’s now a case of when not if AJ Styles makes his WWE debut and the timing of all this news makes a Royal Rumble debut a real possibility. While winning the top prize in such a big way on his first night with the company may seem out of the question, the fact Karl Anderson and Doc Gallows are coming in too may mean WWE are looking to bring in the Bullet Club or something similar. It then seems well set-up in the story-line to say the Bullet Club have been brought in by the Authority to get Roman Reigns back in line, by firstly taking the title from Reigns at the Rumble. Imagine these three new faces taking on the rest of the roster in such a big way on their debut then winning. Wishful thinking maybe but there’s surely an outside chance.

Bray Wyatt

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Up until the last Raw Bray Wyatt wouldn’t have even been on this list but leading your faction in a beatdown of Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns will do that for a guy. This one has the same kind of reasoning as an AJ Styles in the sense that Bray Wyatt also has guys who will be helping him get the win and a group of guys who are all big men who should be making an impact in the Rumble match regardless. If it was done in this way it would help protect Reigns losing his title while any kind of win would be a massive boost for Bray, rehabilitating him after a year of constant losses. Realistically though it feels too much too sudden for Wyatt, a title win for him now would feel out of place and a total disruption to the main storyline. I’m not saying that couldn’t be a good thing but that’s not the way WWE are doing business right now.

Those are five possible ways things could finish when one man is left standing in the ring but there are thirty guys going in and really it’s about how the match gets to that finish as much as the result itself and that’s the beauty of the Royal Rumble. It’s one of the few events now where it generates excitement and interest every year regardless and I’d say that’s the best thing about the Royal Rumble.

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Review: Legends of Tomorrow ‘Pilot, Part 1’ – Promising Start

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The new DC original show for The CW, Legends of Tomorrow, featuring a few side characters from both Arrow and The Flash, didn’t start out with a huge bang. But it gathered enough attention to keep viewers wanting more.

Time-traveling rogue, Rip Hunter, has to recruit a rag-tag team of heroes and villains to help prevent an apocalypse that could impact not only Earth, but all of time.

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Legends of Tomorrow was created as a spin-off by Supergirl, Arrow and The Flash producers Greg Berlanti, Andrew Kreisberg and Arrow writer Mark Guggenheim. It mainly follows the origin of Hawkgirl and Hawkman’s storyline, along with the resurgence of Vandal Savage (played by Casper Crump), a villain who will only be defeated when he’s killed by one of them. In a distant future, Savage is about to destroy the world and Time Master Rip Hunter (Arthur Darvill) travels back in time with his Waverider to assemble a team and defeat him. He brings together the newly resurrected (White) Canary (Caity Lotz), Firestorm (Victor Garber and Franz Drameh), The Atom (Brandon Routh), Captain Cold (Wentworth Miller), Heat Wave (Dominic Purcell), Hawkgirl (Ciara Renée) and Hawkman (Falk Hentschel).

There are two elements that made the Legends of Tomorrow premiere a very fun show: the sci-fi aspect of time travel and how much it felt like a comic book. The fact that the show is going to be exploring the concept of traveling back and forth through time is a very fascinating idea, especially the way it was established from the beginning of this episode, where there were a few rules and consequences (of course, the risk of altering somebody’s timeline has to be taken into consideration every time they interact in a different period from theirs).

 

Also, the tone of this series appears to be quite lighthearted, more like an adventure with plenty of action and humor instead of gritty and dark themes. Despite its dramatic premise it doesn’t seem to take itself very seriously, meaning: it’s closer to The Flash than to Arrow in comparison.

In a nutshell, this first episode was straight to the point. Considering all the characters except Rip Hunter had already been introduced to us before, and although we also get to see all their abilities quickly recapped (in case new viewers tuned in, I imagine), this first part of the pilot served to set the main storyline as a whole.

We learned: 1. Who got to be part of the team and why.   2. What do each of them bring to the team’s potential success – something we might continue to discover as the plot unravels.   3. Everybody’s reasons as to why they accepted Hunter’s offer.   4. What’s the goal and how can they achieve it.

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There were more than a few secrets revealed in the pilot, which I can’t generally consider a good thing (it’s what turned me against Supergirl in the first place), but the writers have a lot of great characters, actors and writers to work with to make the show more than entertaining. At least this was a solid start, which will hopefully lead to a great superhero sci-fi show.

I wish for them to develop the time traveling concept, also give us something more meaningful for us to care about than an unoriginal apocalypse and also give a lot more credit to the villain who, as of now, hasn’t made a significant impact and is probably the weakest point in the series. It’s still soon to tell anyway, so let’s keep watching… “for now”.

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