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Top Five Takeaways From WrestleMania 32

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Last weekend WWE’s biggest event of the year, Wrestlemania, entered the history books and brought big moments, big matches and everything else that goes along with the flagship show. This year NXT also staged their big event on the Friday, Takeover: Dallas, to go along with the main roster’s show. While Takeover: Dallas was met with near universal praise, the same couldn’t be said for Wrestlemania 32 which received a distinctly mixed reaction when all was said and done. Inevitably for a show that clocked in at four hours, the show had its positives and negatives with everyone having a different opinion.

After watching both shows as they aired, I wanted to focus on the positives of WWE’s offering for the biggest weekend of the year for pro wrestling. While there was no shortage of highlights, I’ve picked my top five to rise to the top.

Shinsuke Nakamura Vs Sami Zayn from NXT Takeover: Dallas

This match was always going to have a tough time meeting the hype, with the combination of being Nakamura’s WWE debut, Zayn’s likely NXT swansong and the sheer fact that two of wrestling’s best were getting in the ring together at a big show. Fortunately not only did they meet the hype head on, they far surpassed it delivering not only the match of the weekend but I’d argue the match of the year so far.

Nakamura gave a shining example of why he’s known as the king of strong style, along with Zayn delivering a hard-hitting, intense match that pulled the audience in and refused to let go. Helped by a great NXT crowd, the match reached that special place that every pro wrestling match aspires too, making you forget it’s scripted and believing it’s two men who are trying to win the match with every move they made. It’s impossible to do this match justice in a brief description, but I will say if you only watch one match from this weekend make it this one.

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American Alpha Vs The Revival

I’ll confess, going into this weekend I badly wanted to see American Alpha win this match and the titles but then again judging from the crowd reaction so did most of Dallas. Their path to a title match has been long, really gaining momentum during the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic Tournament with their personality, athleticism and match quality gaining fans as they went. After they began issuing challenges to and beating former NXT Tag Champions it almost became awkward that they weren’t getting, at least, a title match. Well, the wait was worth it as they took the titles on the biggest stage NXT has to offer and did so in an excellent match in front of an electric crowd.

As the match progressed the energy and momentum just kept picking up until it seemed like the roof was going to come off, Jordan and Gable making you believe they wanted to win more than life itself and were leaving it all in the ring. While the Revival will have their detractors, they play a classic heel tag team to perfection which is exactly what’s needed for these set-ups and in this case made American Alpha’s victory mean that much more. Remember it takes two to tango and without The Revival to play the foil I don’t think this would have been as great a match as we got.

 

The Three Man Dream Team

Wrestlemania just wouldn’t be Wrestlemania without a moment with a few Legends making an appearance. While it seems to now be impossible for WWE to have these appearances without hurting their current talent, and this was no different, this was, at least, a fun way of working with some big names and bringing that sense of nostalgia with Stunners, Beers, vintage Shawn Michaels and a Mr. Socko thrown in for good measure. While I wasn’t a fan of The Rock’s appearance and what he did, this was good and while it was widely predicted there would be appearances from Austin and Michaels with the show being in Texas, their level of involvement was a pleasant surprise and the kind of thing only Wrestlemania delivers.

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Women’s Title Triple Threat

As a good a match as this was, and it was a good one, it was almost as much about what it meant for women’s wrestling now and going forward. This was the first match for the new Women’s Title Belt, a departure from the Divas title and it’s Butterfly belt that was a symptom of how women’s wrestling was being perceived in WWE regardless of any “Divas Revolution”. It was also WWE’s three best women wrestlers on the main card of Wrestlemania for the title while the other women, many of whom seem to be focused on the reality show Total Divas occupied the pre-show in a match designed to provide material for said show. While maybe unfair on the likes of Natalya and Emma, for the majority of the Divas in that match the placing was right, and it felt good to finally see things in the right order finally.

As for the match itself while I still believe Sasha Banks should have been walking away Champion and the antics of Ric Flair finally countered, it was a fine match, finally showcasing what these women are capable of given the time and stage to do it. Triple threat matches are a tough match to pull of and can often hurt a situation but not this time, giving all three competitors parts to play. Hopefully, there will be more of this to come now we have a Women’s division and not a Divas division.

 

Enzo and Big Cass make it to the Big Stage

Raw featured some interesting debuts from NXT talent, but the one that was right on so many levels was the introduction of Enzo Amore and Colin Cassidy to the main roster. Enzo and Big Cass delivered one of the best moments and promos of the weekend, while it gave maximum effect if you were familiar with them from NXT it was a great introduction if you weren’t. They’ve been the most popular team on NXT for the longest time now, and the timing was right to make the step up, and it was the right place as when their music hit the “smartest” crowd of the year knew who they were and reacted as you’d hope. The promo was awesome, it established who Enzo and Cass were and what they were about, and it was different to anything seen on the main roster, it felt fresh and that’s exactly how it should be. It was against the right team too as, say what you will about their current run but the Dudley Boyz are one of the best tag teams out there with the, experience and credibility to totally make a team like Enzo and Cass. Hopefully a proper feud comes out of this as that would be the best way for the guys to make their start on the big stage. Now if only Carmella could join them we’d be all set…

That’s not to say there isn’t anything else of note or quality on those shows, and I’d certainly recommend anybody watch Takeover: Dallas from beginning to end as it was just that great a show.

Unfortunately, I can’t say the same about Wrestlemania 32, the years biggest (and longest) show populated by too many average matches and lack of drama, surprise and anything notable happening storyline or otherwise.

Hopefully, as we go on through the year, we’ll get more moments and matches like the ones above and less of the rest.

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Spidey-Odds: MCU Characters Most Likely to appear in Spider-Man

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Marvel’s Studio’s big boss Kevin Feige recently told Entertainment Weekly that other Marvel Cinematic Universe characters could appear in the new not-yet-named Spider-Man stand alone movie starring Tom Holland.

While this news initially led to some character-overload-induced PTSD (I’m looking at you Amazing Spider-Man 2 and Spider-Man 3) the possibilities of Spidey being joined by some amazing friends is pretty intriguing. Chances are this will be more of a “Falcon in Ant-Man” than “Falcon in Winter Soldier” situation. Still, it wasn’t that long ago that we thought we’d never be able to see the Webslinger team up with anyone on the big screen.

So who could it be? Let’s run down some Vegas-style odds.

THE LONG SHOTS

Guardians of the Galaxy

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Peter Parker meets Peter Quill? Unless both of them sharing the same first name is a running joke through the movie I just can’t see this team up happening. Also, the Guardians are in SPACE. Marvel isn’t doing Spidey in Space until at least the third sequel. On top of everything else, and this might be the most important reason, Marvel hasn’t seemed keen on the idea of paring the Star Lord, Drax, Gamora, Rocket, and Groot with anyone else.

ODDS: 1/100

Anyone From Netflix

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When I was a kid my favorite comics were the team ups between Daredevil and Spidey. They made a good team and share a major common enemy: Kingpin. In the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon he teams up with Luke Cage and Iron Fist. However, the Netflix MCU members are already slated to team up with each other. Plus, whether it’s Daredevil, Iron Fist, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage or Punisher the Netflix MCU is so much darker than the movie MCU. Just doesn’t seem like a match.

ODDS: 1/75

The New Guys

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Black Panther and Doctor Strange seem unlikely since their stand alone movies haven’t been released yet. Of the two Doctor Strange is the more likely candidate, but even then is Marvel going to take Spidey’s first movie into the mystical realm.

ODDS: 1/50

THE UNDERDOGS

The Sidekicks

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Falcon, Winter Soldier, War Machine, Hawkeye and (unfortunately) Black Widow are already playing second fiddle to other heroes (most of them to Captain America). Any of them could make an appearance similar to Falcon in Ant-Man but it seems like that well is drying up. Plus– if Black Widow has to play a sidekick in yet another movie (Iron Man 2 & Captain America: Winter Soldier), Marvel is going to face some serious backlash. Just give Black Widow her own movie already.

ODDS: 1/30

Hulk

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Another hero with a history of Spidey team ups. This is your ultimate big buddy/small buddy match up (sort of a super Ren and Stimpy). While I think there is a lot of room for fun here, it doesn’t seem very likely. Hulk is currently MIA, mostly like in space somewhere, and it sounds like the big guy already has a buddy film lined up in Thor: Ragnarock.

ODDS: 1/25

Thor

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Maybe Thor is best served to be a team-up guy. His stand alone movies have been among the worst Marvel has made, but is a solid part of the Avengers. Thor’s serious demeanor and the fact that he’s still learning Earth’s culture could make him a fun straight man for Spider-Man. But like Hulk, he’s already had a buddy film coming out so a second seems less than ideal so I gave them the same odds.

ODDS: 1/25

Ant-Man

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There aren’t enough jokes and quips to go around for Peter Parker and Scott Lang. While I like the spider/ant connection, this is another that seems unlikely. Besides, Ant-Man is slated for a team-up movie in Ant-Man and the Wasp.

ODDS: 1/20

YOU’RE SAYING THERE’S A CHANCE

Captain America

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Apparently on opposite sides of Civil War these two would be awesome to see on the same side. This would set up as a mentor/student sort of setup as Cap could teach Peter Parker what it means to be a hero. While there’s some potential here, I could see a scenario where Captain America’s presence would be too distracting in a movie aiming to establish Spider-Man as cornerstone of the MCU.

ODDS: 1/15

Second-Tier Avengers

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We’re talking Vision, Scarlett Witch and Quicksliver. There are two things going for this group. First, they all have a history of team up or against Spidey in the comics, so there’s some source material. Second, they have the least amount of exposure of all the established MCU characters and there are no plans for stand alone movies for them at this point.

Working against them? Quicksilver is most likely dead, so that’s a problem. Vision seems like a weird fit to me. Scarlet Witch seems like the most likely candidate of the three, but does Spidey need another woman in his life?

ODDS: 1/10

THE FOOL’S BET

Iron Man

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A lot of reason to think Tony Stark is the most likely to appear. Robert Downey, Jr. has appeared in the most MCU movies (three Iron Man movies, two Avengers, 1 Captain America, and a brief appearance at the end of The Incredible Hulk). We already know that Spider-Man is on Team Iron Man in Captain America: Civil War (at least in the trailer) so it makes since that Tony Stark and “Underoos” would team up here. If it means there’s a chance we get to see Iron Spider I’m all for it.

There’s one big problem here: there’s a chance Tony dies in Civil War. One work around could be to make this movie a prequel to Civil War and explain how the two end up on the same side.

ODDS: If Tony survives Civil War- 1/5. If he dies- 1/100

THE FAVORITE

Nick Fury

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We saw last saw Fury at the end of Age of Ultron, but we haven’t seen him mentioned in Civil War. So where does the former leader of Shield stand? I guess only Feige knows. Still, Samuel L. Jackson is my odds-on favorite. Jackson has appeared in more MCU movies than everyone but Downey, Jr. and has even made cameos in Marvel’s Agents of Shield. He’s like the rug in The Dude’s room… he ties the whole universe together.

You could use Fury in one of two ways, either as small presence in the end credits or you could even steal the premise from Ultimate Spider-Man and have Fury come in to train Spider-Man to be a better, more efficient hero. Either works for me.

ODDS: 2/3

Those are my odds. What do you think? Leave a comment and let’s talk.

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Spider-Man Is In 20% Of ‘Captain America: Civil War’

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With the first screenings of ‘Captain America: Civil War’ in the books, more details have emerged about the first appearance of Peter Parker / Spider-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

‘Civil War’ has a run time of 2 hours and 27 minutes, the web-slinger will reportedly get 30 minutes of screen time. Ten minutes of Peter Parker and 20 minutes of Spider-Man.

(Mike Sampson is the Editor-in-Chief at Screen Crush.)

Captain America: Civil War is directed by Anthony & Joe Russo from a screenplay by Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely, Captain America: Civil War picks up where Avengers: Age of Ultron left off, as Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) leads the new team of Avengers in their continued efforts to safeguard humanity. After another international incident involving the Avengers results in collateral damage, political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability and a governing body to determine when to enlist the services of the team. The new status quo fractures the Avengers while they try to protect the world from a new and nefarious villain.

The film stars Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Paul Bettany, Jeremy Renner, Don Cheadle, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Rudd, Chadwick Boseman, Emily VanCamp, Daniel Brühl, Frank Grillo, William Hurt, Tom Holland, and Martin Freeman.

Captain America: Civil War is set for release on May 6.

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REVIEW: Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable: Episode 2

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Every once in awhile an episode will come along which has the right amount of action, story, and drama which makes it simply perfect. The second episode of Jojo`s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable is one of those rare incidents where a show gets a perfect episode showcasing all these features.

Josuke fights against Angelo, a Stand user who has a grudge against Josuke and his family. Angelo is revealed to be one of the most brutal and demented villains in the series even compared to titular villain Dio Brando. Angelo is able to settle an old score and Josuke at the same time.

The action finds a way to be even more intense than in the first episode. It’s revealed Josuke’s Stand has two weaknesses: He can’t heal himself and He can’t bring back the dead. Luckily he is able to think on his feet and make sure Jotaro doesn’t steal the show.

Just as the show ends, the season’s ending song is finally revealed. In the established trend of using classic English rock songs for the ending, the studio went with Savage Garden’s I want you. It will hit many viewers in the nostalgia bone. This episode is emotional, thrilling, and fun all at once. Keep up the fine work Josuke!

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable is streaming on Crunchyroll.

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REVIEW: Hardcore Akan #1: You Had One Job!

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You had one job comic and you blew it! This comic was given out after the Hardcore Henry: The Fan Experience as a gift to the attendees. It focuses on the villain of the series Akan and describes his origin. Sadly it’s worth your time even less than the movie is.

It’s easier to find a way to channel anger and frustration for this comic than it is for the movie. The movie’s ambition was to try and find a new way to present an action movie and at some level it succeeded. The comic was specifically provided to be a prologue to the movie and answer the question of “Why does the Akan have psychic powers?” It tells you but in the most convoluted origin story ever.

Spoiler, Akan was born on the day the Chernobyl reactor melted down while his mother was poisoned by cyanide. HIs powers actually manifest years later when he cooks up a drug which kills everyone in a club but him and he wakes up in the hospital he has psychic powers. Then as his adoptive father reveals the reactor accident was his fault, Akan kills him and then goes crazy and murders a bunch of people. Sound confusing? It should be because it is and doesn’t really add any depth or interest to the character. He’s still just the over the top psychopath from the film with no motivation but “guess I’ll conquer the world now.”  

Artwork

The art is only redeeming factor of the book. Artist Alex Cormack found a way to capture the same level of gore as the film. This is best displayed when Akan uses his powers to stage a “hostile” takeover of his father’s company. Blood and gore run rampant in this issue. It’s not for the faint of heart.

Conclusion

The issue ends with a “To be continued” and even asks the fans what they would like to see in the next comic. If there is another issue don’t go out and pick it up. The only unanswered question, “Why Akan has psychic powers” is somewhere is this awkwardly written book. Frankly, there is no other need to get more additional material for the film as they certainly didn’t care to explain the characters properly, so why would fans want to know more?  

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REVIEW: ‘Hardcore Henry: The Ultimate Fan Experience’: First Person Snoozer

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Hardcore Henry is film shot entirely through Gopro cameras in an effort to make it seem like the viewer is living the action. The movie does offer a new experience for the audience. Unfortunately, this doesn’t automatically mean the film is enjoyable.

Henry is a man who has been turned into a cyborg by his wife. Akan, a man with psychic powers wants to use Henry’s wife to take over the world by having her create more cyborgs. Now Henry must fight to get her back using the most brutal methods at his disposal.

This film is incredible boring. Despite the action and violence it displays their is nothing for the audience to feel tension over. There are very few scene which help get a feel for any of the characters or find a way to connect with them. You’ll feel more for sympathy for the actor who is knocked over in the chase scene involving the escalators than you will for the entire cast. If an audience isn’t able to connect with any of the characters, why will they care if they live or die?

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Frankly, the direction and production design of this film is too well set up. Henry knows exactly where to go at every moment. There are too view scenes of him looking around wondering what to do next. A prime example is when he is set on fire and jumps out a bus window. He runs forward and grabs a bottle of water to extinguish the flames before we can even get the shot realizing where water would be. This results in few scene of tension or build up from reaching for a weapon or even seeing what resources are available to the hero. He knows exactly where they are and in what order to obtain them to succeed.

All of the actors are playing over the top caricatures. Akan (Danila Kozlovsky) seems threatening at first with his powers but repeated scenes make his over the top super villain performance lose its appeal. Jimmy (Sharlto Copley), a scientist who has a found a way to broadcast himself into multiple robotic bodies is amusing to watch until you realize he’s entertaining because each robot is a different caricature itself such a stoner or a proper British officer.

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The Hardcore Henry: The Ultimate Fan Experience opened with a Q & A featuring director Ilya Naishuller and actor Sharlto Copley. They took the time to field questions some of the crowd funded individuals were allowed to asks for giving a certain amount to the project. Surprisingly not one of them was “Who do I see for a refund?”

The film really is like watching someone play a real life video game. Some may try to defend it  by insisting streaming game play is popular these days and people like watching others play games. The difference is when you watch someone on a streaming service you usually hear them talking, know them personally, or are able to hear their commentary as they play the game. It causes the viewer to become interested and engaged in the player and how they perform. Sadly, there is nothing to make the viewer engaged in this film other than the over the top violence. If you love gore, this is your movie. If not, watch anything else really.

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Review: ‘Everybody Wants Some!!’ And They Should

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Richard Linklater’s non-sequel of a sequel to Dazed and Confused is Everybody Wants Some!!, and it is tremendous. From the college parties, the alcohol, the cars (an Oldsmobile 442), the unhinged sexual drive of a 19-year-old, and of course the mustaches/hair,this film perfectly captures the essence of what it was like to go to college in the 80’s. It’s being released to a wider audience this weekend and is the first great film of 2016.

Everybody Wants Some

Everybody Wants Some!! is a movie that appears to be about college baseball but features a tiny amount of baseball in it. It takes place over the span of a three-day-weekend, right before the first day of class and the fall baseball scrimmage. The film is about taking those first steps into the world of college. It is a scary and exciting time in our lives that most of would consider to be quite a blur. Linklater captures these moments beautifully by allowing us to see it through the eyes of the incoming freshmen.

The story is mostly told through the eyes of Jake (Blake Jenner). Jake is an incoming freshman pitcher that was good at baseball in high school but is just another player in college. He wants to be one of the guys, but sees the bigger picture. It appears he’s the only person on the team who realizes that there’s more to college than being a “jock.”

The most entertaining character in Everybody Wants Some!! is Finnegan, played by Glenn Powell. Finnegan is a senior on the team who seems average on the ball field but is an all-star in his off-field game. He dazzles the ladies with his wit and charm. In the beginning, it just seems as if he is just a sleazebag but as the film goes on we realize that he might have more of a heart than Jake.

The soundtrack to Everybody Wants Some!! is a menagerie of 80’s hits. From My Sharona to Rapper’s Delight and everything in between. While some might feel 80’s music is all over the genre map, here it’s a wonderful time capsule.

The true star in all of this is Linklater’s writing. Linklater introduces us to a myriad of characters and still manages to make each one special. I found myself invested in each of these characters throughout the film. His writing captures the sheer excitement and feeling bewilderment that we all go through when we go to college. Great writing will do that.

My favorite scenes took place when the team went out together. At various times in Everybody Wants Some!!, the team ventured to either a disco bar or a country bar. On the surface, these scenes look like nothing more than an attempt for the guys to get lucky with the ladies (that would be partially right). In reality, these scenes had some of the most poignant moments, slipping into themes about friendship, loyalty, and standing up for each other. A tremendous film can do that.

 

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Review: DEMOLITION Jake Gyllenhaal Goes Crazy On You

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Demolition is the type of mediocre film only truly talented people could make. Beautifully filmed, acutely directed, finely acted but completely stilted by a cliché narrative, the latest from filmmaker Jean-Marc Vallee (Dallas Buyers Club, Wild) is one of those life-affirming crowd-pleasers that, much like its lead character, can’t quite figure itself out. Unable to balance its quirky voice with its conventional themes of grief, forgiveness and reawakening, it’s a disjointed effort all-around — one that’s never short on heart but always limited in terms of originality and scope. Despite another transformative lead performance from Jake Gyllenhaal, Demolition destroys nearly every chance it gets to rise to its full potential.

From the very first minute it starts, there’s an unmistakable Sundance feel to this movie. Davis (Gyllenhaal) is a wealthy investment banker that befalls victim to a tragedy when he suffers a fatal car crash. His wife (Heather Lind) is immediately killed on impact, while he’s left without a scratch. As he tries to make sense of this accident, Davis finds himself awoken for the first time in nearly a decade. After a vending machine at the hospital fails to give him a snack he purchased, he begins writing into a void to the customer service department, spilling out his insecurities, frustrations and contemplations as he begins to realize how little he’s lived his life.

These intimate therapy sessions provoke a new way of life for Davis — one that lets his hair grow out a little bit, loosen up his attire considerably and start dismantling each and every object that’s around him, as he attempts to discover how everything works by breaking it down to its most simple elements. Now Davis is seeing things he’s never noticed before, finding things he didn’t think he would ever discover and reinventing himself in a radical new way — much to the dismay of Phil (Chris Cooper), his boss and former father-in-law.

Ordered to take some time off from work, Davis finds himself paying bosses to let him work on construction sites, purchasing handyman tools he’s never bought before and using his hands for the first time in his well-groomed life. And in the process of physical and spiritually unwinding, he crosses paths with Karen (Naomi Watts), a costumer service manager who was deeply moved by Davis’ open-hearted letters. Over time, he and Karen form a friendship-of-sorts, while Davis also plays father figure to Chris (Judah Lewis), an inquisitive 15-year-old that’s coming into his own sexuality and masculinity. Though Phil remains worried about his previous son-in-law’s well-being, Davis finds confronting death has made him feel more alive than ever. For he’s on the verge of discovering not only who he is, but what matters to him most.

Build concretely on good intentions and positive energy, Demolition isn’t a hard movie to watch, but it’s almost impossible to divorce it from other films before it. Despite Yves Bélanger’s always gorgeous cinematography adding depth and nuance to Vallee’s careful eye, there’s a Hallmark quality to this film that’s impossible to shake. The director’s signature grounded realism and Gyllenhaal’s poignant performance often make the flimsy familiarity of Bryan Sipe’s screenplay more palpable and sincere than they read, but it’s not enough to make the final product feel truthful. There’s a depth missing to Davis’ transformation, despite Gyllenhaal’s persistent efforts to make it seem otherwise, and throughout the character’s progression into self-discovery, a genuine sense of morality is also absent.

As sweet and gentle as Demolition can be at times, it ultimately feels hollow and morally bankrupt. And that’s a shame for multiple reasons, but namely because Demolition does almost work. Well, at least for a short period of time. Davis’ initial journey is filled with sorrowful, deeply-felt pathos laced with absurd beats of humor in the vein of David O. Russell or Jonathan Demme’s better, grounded works, and there’s a candor to it provided by Vallee’s soft, watchful gaze as well as Gyllenhaal’s versatile performance, which is mournful without ever wallowing into nauseating self-pity. But just when Demolition begins to find itself, it gets boggled down by tired tropes, overbearing visual metaphors and a scattered focus. What once felt tender and affecting now seems disingenuous and trite, and it kills of the momentum Vallee created before.

And though Jay M. Glen’s editing is always sharp — and supporting turns by Cooper, Watts and Lewis are as powerful as Gyllenhaal’s lead performance — Demolition can’t get itself out of its own mess. What once felt appropriately detached from reality becomes fragmented from emotional honesty. And its humdrum, been there-done that final message doesn’t earn its payoff, despite a decent running start. It begins to feel like any other self-important festival darling that fails to make an impact, and that shouldn’t have been the case here. Gyllenhaal, Vallee and everyone involved can do better than this, and that it crashes-and-burns before the finish mark is a sad sight to behold. By now means is this one a disaster, but it’s definitely a disappointment.

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Outlaw Brew Co’s Southern Lass – A Cloudy Review

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Outlaw Brew Co’s Southern Lass – The Brewery

Spring is just starting to unveil itself in this part of Ontario. The robins are out pecking confusedly at the icy gravel and the breweries are in full swing brewing seasonal beers. Outlaw Brew Co. is no exception. Another relative newcomer to the Ontario brewing scene, Outlaw Brew Co. has been crafting tasty beer since 2014, and luckily there’s no law against that. Southern Lass is a crisp wheat beer, great for a spring day, whether you’re enjoying an unseasonably late snow or a deluge of rain.

Outlaw Brew Co’s Southern Lass – First Sip

This is a great wheat beer that has a balanced crispness to it. Unlike other wheat beers that sometimes have a vanilla-sweetness to them, this one has a cider-like quality expressed not only through its cloudiness but also through its notes of apple peel with an aroma of bananas. Southern Lass’s medium level of carbonation accentuates its crispness and its surprisingly clean aftertaste. My mouth waters from its well-balanced tartness.

Outlaw Brew Co’s Southern Lass – Last Sip

It’s often the fashion to put an orange slice into a wheat beer. Although Southern Lass isn’t likely to taste bad with added citrus, I would never describe this beer as requiring a garnish. Others more used to drinking wheat beers may disagree, though, since this beer’s relatively bitter aftertaste may not be what they’re used to. I tossed a slice of clementine in my pint glass but I don’t feel like it added anything to this beer’s flavour, it just made it taste like clementines. The flavour of the clementine slice overpowered the subtle hints of apple peel and banana that the beer had already. I suppose it all depends on what you want your beer to taste like, if you’re looking for a masterfully crafted wheat beer with a unique blend of flavours then leave Southern Lass as is. If you’re looking for a vehicle for your orange slice, toss it in. It certainly won’t taste bad.

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Southern Lass is a wheat beer that requires no citrus!

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I should mention that when I talk about this beer’s bitter aftertaste, I’m talking about the eventual bitterness brought about by its sugars lingering in my mouth. As with other wheat beers, Southern Lass has almost no hop flavour. And, although I’ve confessed several times in these reviews to being an IPA man, I’d drink one or two of these at a rained-out barbecue, a snowed-out spring fair, or on a poorly planned camping trip.

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‘Hardcore Henry’ Review: Gimmick Battle Royale

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No Holds Barred, Hardcore Henry Delivers Exactly What It Promises.

When you go into a 1st-person action movie, you know exactly what you’ll be getting…utter insanity. That’s what ‘Hardcore Henry‘ brings to the screen; the film throws all logic to the wind & thrust you into their strange world. The audience is treated to an abrasive movie that’s basically an homage to video games. I’m still surprised a film like this made it into American cinemas. The experimental film has polarized critics & pissed off some movie-goers.

Hardcore Henry

STX Entertainment hopes that the viewers will be curious enough to see the movie. ‘Hardcore Henry‘ is the newest film from the studio that has released recent sleeper hits like ‘The Gift‘ & ‘The Boy‘. Unlike the more tradition horror elements of their other films, ‘Hardcore‘ is unlike out right now; this is a total niche film that somehow caught the eye of Hollywood. Seemingly made for freaks, I can appreciate for how unapologetically nuts it is.

There isn’t all praise. The story & paper-thin character weighs down the film. With a gimmick this extreme, it can wear thin very quickly. That seems to be the problem here. If you backed up all your style with a bit more substance, I believe this could have been the exact “action re-invention” it claimed to be. I’m glad the experience was unique but we needed a solid film to shake up the norm.

Hardcore Henry‘ won’t go down as cinema history but it will be remembered in the underground cult film community. The inventive style is notable but I’m interested to see if someone else will take it and make a strong film with it. Will you be seeing the film this weekend or is this too much gimmick?

Hardcore Henry‘ comes out April 4th; the film is directed by Ilya Naishuller and stars Sharlto Copley. 

 

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