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REVIEW: ‘Warcraft’ lacks any WoW whatsoever

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Warcraft is yet another in the seemingly endless stream of poorly conceived feature films developed from video game properties. As bland as bland gets in terms of characters, plot, and execution, it amounts to an experience similar to watching someone else play a video game that’s only interesting to them. It’s occasionally pretty to the eye, but quickly grows tiresome.

What’s it about?

Based on the long-running game series that started in the 1990’s with “Warcraft: Orcs and Humans”, Warcraft the film aims at telling the origin of the Orc-Human conflict at the heart of all the games. Faced with annihilation as their world dies around them, the race of orcs, led by dark sorcerer Gul’dan (Daniel Wu), pour through a magical gateway into another world and set about the task of conquering it.

That other world, Azeroth, is ruled by a benevolent king and queen (Dominic Cooper, Ruth Negga), and protected by magical Guardian Medivh (Ben Foster) and Lothar (Travis Fimmel, TV’s “Vikings“), the king’s most trusted army commander. As the horde of Orcs, unlike any enemy they’ve ever seen, rampage across their world, the king works to rally Azeroth’s defenders into an alliance strong enough to stop the monstrous warriors from trampling all in their path.

With the help of upstart mage Khadgar (Ben Schnetzer) and a half-human, half-orc former slave named Garona (Paula Patton), Lothar and Medivh set out to fight for their world’s future. They find a potential ally in Durotan (Toby Kebbell, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes), a young orc chieftain who sees nothing but evil in the plans of Gul’dan and hopes that orc and human can find a way to co-exist.

But their efforts are threatened from the start by the power of “The Fell”, a magic powered by sucking the life from living things, which Gul’dan used to open the portal between worlds and continues to draw from the people of Azeroth his horde conquers.

The Fell’s reach is long, its power as seductive as it is corrupting, so even the brave hearts, capable sword arms and best intentions of heroes both human and orc may not be enough to stop the horror the Fell brings in its wake.

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Tries to do too much

In taking on Warcraft, writer/director Duncan Jones (Source Code) takes on the orc-sized task of trying to craft a compelling character-driven film story while at the same time making fans of the game happy by honoring the rich history and mythology already developed within the game series.

Unfortunately, he only marginally succeeds in one of those efforts while failing entirely in the other. While the orcs, gryphons, swords and armor all more or less evoke the look of the games, the performers acting in and around all that CGI and green screen-powered peril look stiff and bored.

Dialogue falls flat, drama proves elusive, and suspense is nowhere to be found as characters both live and computer generated lumber from scene to scene reciting lines that feel laden and forced. Even the battles look tame, the blows delivered by warriors with massive swords and monstrous orcs carrying hammers the size of horses all looking soft, timid, and rehearsed.

To his credit, Jones seemed to want more than just non-stop hack and slash for Warcraft, and did try to include some sort of personal drama for each of his principal characters to struggle with while also reacting to the larger plot around them. But those subplots barely have time to breathe on screen, and are done no favors by the listless performances delivered by the actors here.

Arguably, the most disappointing performer here is Fimmel. The talented Australian actor, who delivers fine, nuanced work the History Channel’s “Vikings” season after season, here comes off as stolid and devoid of the charisma necessary to carry a film like this in order to make it memorable.

It’s not all his fault, though. Paula Patton, forced to deliver lines through an underbite and miniature tusks, never looks or sounds comfortable in her green skin, while Ben Foster practically sleepwalks through his scenes, and Dominic Cooper gives genre fans another reason to question his sense when it comes to choosing projects. Need for Speed? Dracula Untold? Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter? Someone needs to get Cooper a new agent.

Worth seeing?

If anything, watching Warcraft may make fans long for far more capable and memorable fantasy fare. It clearly aspires to the grandeur and spectacle of Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings and Hobbit trilogies, but has neither the writing nor the performances in front of the camera to come even close to those heights of high fantasy glory.

So skip Warcraft entirely, or if you must see it, wait to watch it at home. In the meantime, pop in that blu-ray or stream some Fellowship of the Ring, or better still, dust off that old “World of Warcraft” character and take him or her online for a bit of hack ‘n slash. Be careful with that route, however, especially if you’re a recovered WoW addict. Old addictions die hard.

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Starring Travis Fimmel, Paula Patton, Ben Foster, Dominic Cooper, Toby Kebbell, Ben Schenetzer, Rob Kazinsky, and Daniel Wu. Directed by Duncan Jones.
Running Time: 123 minutes
Rated PG – 13 for extended sequences of intense fantasy violence.

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Ron Howard Tackling Adaptation of Sci-Fi Novel, ‘Seveneves’

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Ron Howard, whose had a rough go of things lately, is adapting Neal Stephenson’s sci-fi novel Seveneves. Producer Brian Grazer is, of course, coming along with him.

The synopsis for the book sounds like this will be yet another “the world has ended” scenario with space explorers and an alien planet that is actually Earth:

Five thousand years later after a catastropic event rendered the Earth a ticking time bomb, the progeny of a handful of outer space explorers–seven distinct races now three billion strong–embark on yet another audacious journey into the unknown … to an alien world utterly transformed by cataclysm and time: Earth.

Deadline also says the Apollo 13 screenwriter Bill Broyles is also returning. Ron Howard hasn’t had a hit in a while, and his last decent film, Rush, is getting further and further away. He has the third Dan Brown adaptation, Inferno, coming to theaters this fall. I doubt that will pull him out of the ditch, but perhaps an adventure back into space will do the trick.

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“Hell Yeah” Norman Reedus Wants to Play ‘Ghost Rider’

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Buzz has been building around the idea that The Walking Dead‘s Norman Reedus should play Ghost Rider in a Marvel reboot. The actor himself recently spoke to Uproxx and talked about the possibility of taking on Johnny Blaze, and he sounds totally down for the project.

“Hell yeah,” he said. “It would be a blast. Do I get a skull face that’s on fire and all that stuff? Fu*ck yeah. I’m down.”

Norman Reedus seems absolutely built for the part of Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider. He events an AMC show coming up that focuses on his love of motorcycles. Plus there was this from The Walking Dead:

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So the guy basically has the pat down already. And it’s time to wipe the existence of Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance from our collective memories anyway. Let’s get this done, Marvel.

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4 DC Characters That HAVE To Make Into ‘Injustice 2’

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‘Injustice 2’ Has So Many Character Choices But Only So Much Roster Space

The hype became real when the first trailer for ‘Injustice 2‘ was released this week.

Our first glimpse at the game promises stunning visual effects and intriguing character designs. With the trailer also came confirmation for returning characters Superman, Batman, Aquaman, and The Flash as well as new characters like Supergirl, Atrocitus, and Grodd.

DC has a massively expansive universe with near endless choices. Also the previous game showed they can borrow characters from other franchises.

But which characters that missed the first round of fighting should make it the new ‘Injustice’ game? Below are my top 4 fighter choices!

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Honorable Mentions:
-Captain Cold
-Blue Beetle
-Metallo
-Vixen

4. Swamp Thing
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Swamp Thing has to be one of the most underrated characters in all of DC mythos. He’s a unique hero with some wild nature based powers. Seeing him in ‘Injustice 2‘ would be an amazing fan service and provide an interesting fighter.

3. Black Canary
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-The first ‘Injustice‘ game was stacked with awesome female fighters but sadly missing was Black Canary. Her skills in hand-to-hand combat is on-par with Batman and her sonic scream is similar to Sindel in ‘Mortal Kombat‘.

2. Reverse Flash
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-How did Eobard Thawne not make into the first game? The Flash’s main villain is such a key member of the Rogues gallery as well as being one of the best speedsters ever. The fights between FlashReverse Flash would be epic.

1. Darkseid
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-While he may be playable for mobile users of ‘Injustice‘, everyone should be able to play as the big bad Darkseid. With his brutal fighting style and Omega Beams, how awesome would it be to play as this overpowered monster!?

Do you agree with my list? Let me know in the comments below!

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The UnPOP Podcast Shells the Fun Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sequel

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Curtis and Brock traverse the sewers to review Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows. Find out why certain movies (like this one) can be forgiven of their sins and others cannot (like X-Men: Apocalypse).

This week’s Dwayne Johnson news also brings us to the real possibility of President Rock. In a year where the American public picks its leader from a tire fire pit, would you vote for Dwayne Johnson?

You’ll also learn which movies were too much for the hosts to handle in theaters and Curtis’ thoughts on The Lonely Island film, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. Listen and enjoy!

4:16 Movies that forced us to leave the theater

6:37 Flash director hiring

7:46 Star Wars Rogue One reshoots

12:40 UNseen Classic – An American Werewolf in London

18:40 What’s Cookin’ in The Rock’s Kitchen – President Rock?

23:47 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

24:20 UnPOP 60 second recap – TMNT 2

47:54 TMNT 2 Quizzing – Favorite pizza and Spirit Turtles

58:53 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

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NXT Takeover Review: Top 5 Moments From ‘The End’

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The Latest NXT Takeover Is The End Of The Beginning

The NXT Takeover PPV has been happening since 2014. After ‘The End’, it looks like they have finally taken over. A night filled with epic debuts and shocking wins, the future of NXT is looking even brighter than before.

Below are the top 5 moments from NXT Takeover: The End!

5. Former “La Sombra” Andrade “Cien” Almas Wins His Debut

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-Mexican superstar Andrade Almas has made a name for himself in Japan & Mexico. He can now add the USA on the list as he had a strong showing at Takeover. His match against Ty Dillinger was the perfect way to showcase his skills.

4. NEW NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Revival!


Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder have reclaimed their championship gold. Probably the most cerebral tag-team on the NXT roster, their rivalry with American Alpha has been great. It looks like ‘The End’ was also the end of the feud as a new team attacked Alpha after the match.

3. Shinsuke Nakamura Exists


-Nakamura is possibly the best Japanese import since Hello Kitty.  I’ve personally been a fan of his work since his early days in NJPW so to see him at NXT is a blessing. At ‘The End’, he faced independent superstar Austin Aries in one brutal match. His win helps put him further up the rankings to an NXT Title match.

2. An Unstoppable Force Meets An Immovable Object


-Without a doubt, Asuka has to be one of the best wrestler on the entire WWE roster. She’s so quick and so brutal but also makes her opponents look so good. That’s what she did at ‘The End’; Asuka made Nia Jax look like the monster she needs to be. Glad to see Asuka retain her Women’s Championship as well.

1. NXT Has Their First Steel Cage Match


-We’ve seen ladder matches but NXT has never had a steel cage match till ‘The End’. The two competitors in the match were NXT Championship Samoa Joe and Finn Balor; two of the greatest wrestlers in the entire world. The action was back and forth but Joe walked away with the title. What’s next for the champion?

What did you think of NXT Takeover: The End?

Let me know in the comments below!

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‘Flash: Rebirth’ #1 – Recap & Thoughts

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This will have spoilers to Flash: Rebirth, continue at your own discretion.

Synopsis:

The issue starts off with Barry Allen and a few other police officers attending to a gruesome crime scene similar to the murder of Barry Allen’s own mother. While the detectives state their assumption on who perpetrated the murder, Allen insists that they shouldn’t jump to conclusions just yet.

As Allen sees events of his own past that doesn’t remember he arrives to his father to try and figure out what these images mean. His father suspects that this is either the speed force effecting him, or Allen is simply overworking himself. Donning the uniform of his alter-ego the Flash, he begins his work protecting the people of Central City.

It’s at this point that we see a swift recap of the events DC Rebirth where Allen rescues Wally West from being dissolved into the speed force. Following a quick discussion on how much has been altered by a certain naked omnipotent reject from Blue Man Group, Flash decides to visit Batman, who is already working on figuring out why the Comedian’s bloodied smiling button is in his cave.

Both men decide to keep this information to themselves until they get further answers, and the Flash races past the murder scene earlier in the issue, where he over hears (I think) the detectives talking about how they were right on their assumption, and that Allen is sometimes wrong.

Thoughts:

For a single issue story this wasn’t too bad. Dialogue was enjoyable and no one went poured purple prose on the other. I was hoping to have more development on what occurred in Geoff John’s Rebirth. It was nice to see that this was not going to be a story point that was dropped as soon as it was introduced. But it would’ve nice to see Batman and Flash do something more than a glorified “You too!”

This was a problem with Marvel’s recent Avenger’s Standoff, in that the prologue and first chapter were essentially the same story, this was not the case for Rebirth and The Flash: Rebirth. We just didn’t get that much more in moving the Rebirth narrative forward. Though the story was a bit lacking in regards to the greater Rebirth story arc, this was a well written single issue story for the Scarlet Speedster.

Artwork was fantastic, particularly the use of the speed force when either Wally West or Barry Allen were on the move. And the use of color in the issue was in top form as well.

I also thought the memorium to Darwyn Cooke at the end was an excellent tribute someone who knew the value of these heroes.

So what were your thoughts on The Flash: Rebirth?

 

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Al Pacino and Anthony Hopkins Thriller ‘Misconduct’ Has Amazing European Debut

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Al Pacino and Anthony Hopkins are in a new legal thriller called Misconduct. It also stars Julia Styles, Malin Akerman, and Josh Duhamel. Solid star power, and two legends lead this film about a shady pharmaceutical exec (Hopkins) being investigated by a lawyer (Duhamel). All manner of suspenseful hijinks ensue.

So here we have what can be considered an all-star cast in a legal thriller, at least enough to interest a handful of people. Misconduct was released in the UK this weekend, and apparently a handful of people couldn’t be bothered. Because the film brought in $141.

That’s seven $20 bills. That’s literally one person per screen, since Misconduct was released in five theaters. So this film, with these titans of the craft, drew one lone, curious human being to each theater. Or what’s worse, what if seven people went to one screening, and the other four theaters played this film to empty seats for an entire weekend?

Domestically, Misconduct brought in a whopping fifteen grand, so it’s inching ever so closer to its $15 million budget. How is this possible? If I were bored on a Sunday afternoon and an Al Pacino movie was at my local theater, I would probably check it out. And let’s say in the entire population of the UK, there were ten other people who thought that same thing. But there wasn’t. Sure, it’s sitting at 8% over at Rotten Tomatoes, but that’s happened plenty in the past for films with far fewer stars. They at least brought in a mill.

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Should Corelia Fans Just Give up Hope on the New Album Release?

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It’s the year 2011 and Corelia blesses us all with their “Nostalgia” EP release. In comparison to what was being released that year, it was simply a fresh of breath air and pure talent. The combination of their intricate and groovy instrumentals along with the genius clash of the brutal vocals and the soulful, spine tingling clean vocals was a contagious cult hit in which rightfully started their passionate fandom.

Years go by as they continue to gain following to their progressive metal style of music in which fans are demanding a full length album or at the VERY LEAST a new track or hint that they are still in active band.

In 2015, Corelia fans thought their prayers were answered as the band releases an update video saying that they are working on a new album. Fans everywhere, (including myself) were beyond stoked and numerous backers started donating to their IndieGoGo fund for the new music.

So a year goes by and… still no album. Their IndieGoGo raised over $33,000 to fund the new 2015 release, along with preorders for various merchandise. Their original goal was only $15,000 in which was surpassed by 223% from all of their dedicated fans.

February 2016 rolls around and another announcement is made explaining that the writing phase is finished and laid out in which led them to a two-disc 90 minute full length album. In addition to this information they explain that they are still an unsigned band in which is prolonging the process.

We saw no substantial reason to rush out a debut LP or to subscribe to the label industry trend of releasing a persistent stream of albums when it was obvious to us that all future success of our band was going to be based around releasing records that live up to the highest quality of our artistic standards.We care very deeply about our vision and the music we create, and were thus intent on being veritably conscientious about our approach towards releasing new, evolved material with the understanding that it would undoubtedly spread on a much vaster scale upon a much more widely established foundation. So, we were determined to have our first full-length album be one with meaningful significance.

 

All that is left for us to do now is to enter the studio, record the material with some professionals backing us, and have the new album released as soon as logistically possible. We have a solid chunk of investment that we’ll be needing for this release already saved up, but as an independent band, we welcome the support of our fans to invest in the recording, mixing, mastering of the album, visual artist payment, and manufacturing costs. Each contribution will be put towards making this release as great as possible. Virtually all revenue generated by Corelia up to this point has been reinvested back into the band, and any gains from this campaign that aren’t directly allocated towards the creation of the album will be further used to advance our vision by way of funding music videos.

Although all of this news is fantastic, it’s now June and no further updates were given by the band after that February update. Seriously! Nothing on their Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. It’s as if they dropped off the face of the earth after that post. I mean without being on a label, I sincerely don’t see what the hold up is on providing the fans with mini snippets or hints at what things are going to sound like. There are many unsigned local bands who don’t have that sort of support whatsoever, yet can dish out a teaser here and there.

And what’s incredible to me is the complete patience the fans are maintaining throughout this whole process. Many are still writing to their Facebook page with no answers, yet only a few are actually bad mouthing the band in this whole process. Although I sincerely want this album to come out, the lack of updates are starting to concern me as a fan. It would be just a real shame if the album never gets produced and furthering the detriment within the withering metal community. I still have faith in which I would like to believe genuine talent will always prevail, but I can only hold my breath for so long..

Corelia

 

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This Trailer for ‘The Greasy Strangler’ is NSFW; It’s Also Completely Insane

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To call this one-minute trailer for The Greasy Strangler NSFW might be overlooking the fact that you probably don’t want to watch it around our parents, your significant other, and definitely not your kids. You might draw the curtains and close the door and put earbuds in before hitting play.

I’m not entirely sure who this movie and this trailer are safe for, but whatever the case may be this looks like the weirdest, most bizarrely perverted and warped movie since the B-movie shlock of the 80s. Only this one has male fun-frontal nudity, so even the late 80s would probably blush at the site of this.

Here’s the trailer. And it’s NSFW, in case that was unclear:

So what the hell is this? Beats me. Looks like the one guy’s dad is a killer, but this John Waters gone mad midnight flick certainly appears to be less about plot and more about incredible shocks. It did debut at Sundance this year so, you know, it’s prestigious.

I seriously doubt The Greasy Strangler will be in a theater near you anytime soon. But for any fan of the… genre?… this looks like it’s definitely worth checking out. I’d love to hear what Joe Bob Briggs has to say about this one.

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