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The 5 Worst Modern Doctor Who Episodes

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Doctor Who is coming back to our screens this weekend with eager to see new companion Bill Potts – the first openly gay full-time companion and is set to be Peter Capaldi’s last as The Doctor. Since the show’s reveal in 2005, there have been 130 episodes (depending on how they are counted) over the course of nine seasons and specials. Like with any long running series it has produced some clunkers. And when Doctor Who is at its worst it can be incredibly bad with episodes ranging from being good ideas that are poorly executed, bad ideas that are somehow made into episodes, pointless filler episodes and episodes that ruined great set-ups. So let’s look at the five episodes that fans like to forget.

5Let’s Kill Hitler

‘Let’s Kill Hitler’ was the seventh episode of the sixth season and it was the comeback episode after a mid-season break. Yet it was a case of wasted potential.

The episode picked up after the excellent ‘A Good Man Goes to War’ and shows River Song’s first encounter with The Doctor since her timeline and The Doctor’s are incredibly convoluted. What should have been a great moment for the two of them was a huge disappointment. It was revealed that before River Song took the form of Alex Kingsbury she was one of Amy and Rory’s school friends and ends up traveling back to Nazi Germany.

After the epic events of ‘A Good Man Goes to War’ great things were set to come – revealing River Song was really Amy and Rory’s daughter and an early form of a Time Lord. Instead ‘Let’s Kill Hitler’ went for a lighter, comedic tone and shortcut what was set up before, River Song being abducted as a baby and raised to assassinate The Doctor.

It was River Song’s weakest episode.

‘Sleep No More’ was Doctor Who‘s attempt at a found-footage episode – a sci-fi horror story about humanity being able to combat the need for sleep but ends up creating monsters that target people. The episode had a solid nugget of an idea: it could have been made into an interesting psychological horror and could have used the theme that humanity shouldn’t fight certain natural processes. The episode ruins this by making the monsters living eye gunk, making them ridiculous rather than scary. The episode also couldn’t override the found-footage gimmick even if it uses the Chronicle style where every camera was used instead of one camera.

The episode did have an excellent end where the man narrating the story was really a sleep monster and it serves as an intriguing hook for its sequel episode.

3Love and Monsters

For a long time ‘Love and Monsters’ was the most hated Doctor Who episode from the modern era and it is an episode with a lot of problems. ‘Love and Monsters’ was the first ‘Doctor-lite’ episode – one where The Doctor and his companion have reduced screentime. This idea had two functions, the first to tell stories from different perspectives, the second is budgetary because it allows Doctor Who to film two episodes at the same time.

‘Love and Monsters’ had a strong idea behind it: it focused on people who had met The Doctor and left such an impact on their lives that they try to find him again. What this episode did with the concept was the people ended up forming a band. The episode had recognizable British actors like Marc Warren, Shirley Henderson, and Peter Kay and it was a real waste of talent.

The monster in the episode was the Abzorbaloff and it was designed by a 9-year-old who won a contest. The concept he came up was sound – it was a monster that absorbs people into his body and was meant to be the size of a bus. What we got was a joke character with one unfortunate person whose fate is that their face ends up next to his anus.

To put this episode in perspective it ends on an oral sex joke.

2In the Forest of the Night

Episodes like ‘Sleep No More’ and ‘Love and Monsters’ can at least be described as good ideas that were poorly executed. That defense cannot be said for the final two episodes on this list – starting with the tenth episode of the eighth season ‘In the Forest of the Night.’ What happens in this episode is trees suddenly grow all over the world, including in Central London where Clara and Danny Pink were taking a group of children on a field trip with the more ‘challenging’ children getting separated from the group: fortunately The Doctor is to escort the children to safety whilst also doing what he does best – save the world.

‘In the Forest of the Night’ which was clearly designed to be a lighter hearted, more family episode, yet came up with one of the silliest ideas possible – that the sudden tree growth was nature’s way to defend the planet from a solar flare. Even for Doctor Who‘s – whose science can be dubious – this was a stretch, coming across as a combination of M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening and the ‘Xmas’ segment from the Futurama episode ‘The Futurama Holiday Spectacular’.

Even for people who can look pass the dodgy science, the episode had little in the way of urgency despite the world threatening stakes and came off as overly sentimental due to The Doctor trying to bond with the children including a girl mute who went mute after a family tragedy.

1Kill the Moon

It had to be a season eight episode that has the unwanted honor of being the worst modern Doctor Who and ‘Kill the Moon’ is one of the most derided episodes. ‘Kill the Moon’ can be summed up in five words: ‘the Moon is an egg.’ That is the concept of the episode: the moon is an egg that’s about to hatch, causing environmental destruction on Earth. The idea is bad enough and it is made worst when The Doctor leaves Clara, one of her students and an astronaut, to make the decision on whether to kill the hatching or let it live. The episode ends on cop out when The Doctor reveals that animals that hatch from eggs do not destroy their own nest which means Earth was always safe. It’s Doctor Who at its very worst.

‘The Fate of the Furious’ Review: An Action Movie for 12-Year-Olds, by 12-Year-Olds

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The Fast & Furious series is an unstoppable juggernaut of a franchise, turning from a Point Break knock-off to a globetrotting action spy-thriller adventure with a huge ensemble cast. It now has its eighth entry where it ups the ante by having Dominic Toretto turning on his crew.

Toretto and his long-time partner Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) have finally gotten married and spend their honeymoon in Havana where they do the usual touristy pursuits – see the sites, experience the culture and partake in illegal street races. However, Toretto ends up being blackmail by a hacker and cyber terrorist Cipher (Charlize Theron) – demanding that he helps her acquire military equipment. The mysterious intelligence operative Mr. Nobody (Kurt Russell) assembles the rest of Toretto crew – along with the villain from the last movie – Deckard Shaw (Jason Statham) to find and stop Cipher and Toretto.

The Fast & Furious series is a license to print money and has cultivated a devoted fan base – who will go and see them no matter what. I personally have been fairly ambivalent towards the franchises: I have found most of the movies range from average to mediocre and I only really enjoyed Furious 7. The eighth film sadly goes back to the realm of meh.

The Fate of the Furious does have moments of fun – it continues the series love for ludicrous action set-pieces and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and The Statham are always a welcome presence. This movie is self-aware about its ridiculous nature and has a tongue-in-cheek tone throughout the runtime. There are regular verbal sparring sessions between characters – The Rock and Statham getting the best moments with their macho posturing – whilst Russell has fun at the expense of his new junior played by Scott Eastwood: taking on the straight-laced Paul Walker role and Tyrese Gibson’s Roman continues to be the idiot butt of the joke: it is amazing he is still alive in this universe. British natural treasure Helen Mirren appears briefly, playing a Cockney stereotype and clearly having a blast.

The series is known for its over-the-action-sequences and each movie has a mission to outdo the last. The Fate of the Furious starts off with a race on the street of Havana where Toretto literally drives a flaming car and continues with a big prison break where The Rock and Statham show off their different fighting styles – a huge chase in New York City and infiltrate a Russian naval based, fighting off hundreds of militants in the process. One of the best fight scenes happens on a plane that could have easily fit in a John Woo film. The series has turned into something more like a Bond or Mission Impossible movie – if it were written and directed by a 12-year-old boy on a sugar rush. It is a throw everything at the screen approach, relishing in its ridiculousness – it’s a movie where a woman is able to hack into hundreds of cars around a major city. It’s a movie that treats hacking like its magic and citizen causalities are glazed over (like all entries since Fast Five).

Cipher is basically a Bond villain: she flies around in a military grade place with her own army of hackers and security – Game of Thrones‘ Kristofer Hivju plays her main henchmen. She is also able to navigate the world to prevent being detected and like what Spectre did with the Daniel Craig-era Bond movies, The Fate of the Furious retcons the previous movies since Fast & Furious 6 to make out Cipher was the main mastermind behind all the villainous schemes. This is a series that has turned from being about highway robberies to stopping a woman obtaining nuclear missiles. The action is so relentless that it is draining to keep up.

Writing has never been the series strong suit and fans have embraced its soap opera nature. Yet screenwriter Chris Morgan – who wrote his fifth entry in the series – goes to the big book of clichés for inspiration: along with F. Gary Gray’s direction The Fate of the Furious has plot points, reveals and jokes that can be seen from a mile off, including Luke Hobbs making an inspirational speech (although it does allow The Rock to perform the haka) and the numerous ‘twists’ that were made throughout the movie. Considering the movie was produced by Original Films originality was not a major concern. Anyone accustomed to the action and thrillers genres will get not get any surprises from its paint by numbers screenplay.

Fans of the series are the ones who will enjoy The Fate of the Furious the most – continuing the series’ long-running love for implausible action; the drama between Toretto and his family and has The Rock and Statham trading insults. Yet detractors are not going to be won over and considering how the series continues to up the stakes, it won’t be long before it ends up being set in space. The series does need some fresh writing blood!

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Questionable Content Vol. 6 Funded on Kickstarter

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The Kickstarter for Questionable Content Vol. 6 went live on April 11th, and has been fully funded at $55,000 four days later.

Questionable Content, written by professional webcartoonist and indie music aficionado Jeph Jacques, began in 2003. Originally, it was just some silly comics about a depressed, overworked guy and a perverted robot. However, it evolved into a love letter to the hipster culture of Northampton in the early 2000s, including fashion, indie bands and coffee shops.

Topatoco carries the first five volumes of Questionable Content. Volume Six covers the story from strip 1500 to 1799, which is still well behind the online daily strips (currently at 3460).

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QUESTIONABLE CONTENT VOL. 6 – STRETCH GOALS

The Kickstarter for Vol. 6 is fully funded, but has yet to reach its stretch goals. The stretch goals, set at 69, 80, and 91 thousand respectively, are for reprints of the first three books. The first three were printed in a different format; the reprints mean that they will match the newer prints.

Since the Kickstarter doesn’t close for another month, it’s hard to say yet whether or not it’ll reach the stretch goals, but it looks likely. The recent Dumbing of Age Book Six Kickstarter has reached all but one of its stretch goals with 10 days to spare, and its highest stretch goal is more than double its first. These are examples of the power of crowdfunding, especially from artists as popular as Willis and Jacques.

QUESTIONABLE CONTENT – WHAT NEXT?

With the success of the latest Kickstarter and the impending Vol. 6, it’s worth taking a moment to realize that Jeph Jacques has been working on this comic for a stunning 14 years. It’s not his only project, either. Jacques began drawing Alice Grove in 2014, and his indie post-metal band Deathmøle has been around more or less since 2005.

There’s been no indication that Jacques has any intention of ending Questionable Content any time soon. The latest story arcs open up new paths to explore, and plot points hang unresolved from past conflicts. It’s exciting, then, to think about what QC’s fifteenth birthday will bring next year – and if the print books will ever catch up to the online strips. (With five strips a week, it isn’t likely, but Jacques is bringing in almost 10k a month from Patreon alone – so who knows?)

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Armie Hammer Talks ‘Green Lantern’ Rumors

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Armie Hammer recently talked with Collider and addressed some of those pesky Green Lantern rumors that have been floating around the internet for months.

“I have nothing to confirm nor deny. The only talk of me being Green Lantern that I have heard in my life has only come from social media.”

Although Hammer denies any part in Green Lantern, I still think we’ll see him show up in the DC Extended Universe at some point – maybe as Hal Jordan, or potentially a smaller character like Nightwing.

Do you think the actor will join the DCEU? If so, which role should he play? Comment below, let us know!

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Killer Frost VS. Vibe Epic Battle to Begin Coming Up on ‘The Flash’

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Killer Frost VS. Vibe?

Oh they did. Since the almost very close death of Caitlin, they had to do some heroics to save her, which ultimately turned her back into Killer Frost. The subject of her anger just happens to be her best friend Cisco, who is also a meta, Vibe. The pair have been through the best and worst together, but this time their meta alter egos want to fight.

The twentieth episode will be a really intense one. We have to wait until May, but this episode is going to be one for the books. The official synopsis for ‘I know who you are’ dropped this week. ‘Flash’ is on a bit of a hiatus, but will return on April 25th.

Synopsis

“VIBE FACES OFF AGAINST KILLER FROST – Barry (Grant Gustin) and the team meet Tracy Brand (guest star Anne Dudek), a scientist, who may be the key to stopping Savitar. Unfortunately, Killer Frost (Danielle Panabaker) is also after Tracy so Team Flash must battle their old friend, which proves to be particularly difficult for Cisco (Carlos Valdes). Joe (Jesse L. Martin) and Cecile’s (guest star Danielle Nicolet) relationship takes a big turn.”

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This episode is also a special one, we get introduced to a new character. Anne Dudek (House) enters in as Tracy Brand. Her role is extremely important, as she has information on how to stop Savitar for good.

With all of the action and suspense, having to wait for this episode is going to be killer. After the mini break, we will get nothing but new episodes until season end. Only a few more episodes left of the season, so now is your chance to get caught up, or just binge watch through every episode again.

‘The Flash’ airs Tuesday nights at 8/7c on The CW.

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Retro Review: ‘The Easter Bunny is Comin’ to Town’

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As a special treat for Easter Sunday, I thought I’d do a “retro review” of Rankin/Bass’ 1977 stop motion animated television movie The Easter Bunny Is Comin’ to Town.

Now, I’m a big fan of the output that Rankin/Bass has produced, particularly their enduring Christmas specials that CBS, ABC, and Freeform consistently replay multiple times every December. But until I stumbled upon this specific program accidentally while surfing the internet a few days ago, I forgot that the famous stop motion animation producers had delved into the mythology of Easter. Upon eagerly sitting down to watch it, I began to have vague recollections of seeing it at some point in my past, and when the end credits rolled, I figured out why I had blocked it from memory.

The Easter Bunny Is Comin’ to Town is, at best, a complete rip-off of Rankin/Bass’ 1970 classic Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town, and at worst, a horrible money grab.

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Is This ‘Love Actually’ Actor Replacing Peter Capaldi on ‘Doctor Who’?

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According to the Mirror, a source at the BBC has revealed the next actor to replace Peter Capaldi’s Time Lord. If the rumor is true, the next Doctor will be played by Love Actually actor Kris Marshall.

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The Doctor would finally be a ginger!

Furthermore, the Doctor is set to regenerate during the 10th series, rather than in the Christmas special, which Capaldi stated is his final episode. Kris Marshall, according to the same source, has already joined the cast and begun filming his scenes.

Fans grew suspicious Marshall would be the actor to take over the role after he quit his most recent show, Death in Paradise, just days after Peter Capaldi announced his decision to quit.

Since Capaldi announced he was leaving the show earlier this year, there has been rumor after rumor about who will take on the role of the 13th Doctor. Names like Ben Whishaw, Rupert Grint, and Richard Ayoade were thrown into the mix. There was even hope that The Doctor would swap genders in this next regeneration, with Hayley Atwell, Lara Pulver, and even Tilda Swinton were named as possibilities.

The BBC wants to have a clean slate when the show returns in 2018 with series 11. They have Chris Chibnall, who is taking over the reigns as showrunner. They also want the next Doctor to be a younger, handsome male, harking back to the Tennant/Smith era. Merchandising has dropped sharply in recent years and there is a strong desire to boost the show’s popularity among kids.

Now that the final series featuring Capaldi as The Doctor premiered a few hours ago, the answer as to who will be the new face piloting the TARDIS is just a few hours of television away.

On The Graham Norton Show before the weekend, Peter Capaldi revealed that has already filmed his ‘death’ scene. Graham asked if him having filmed the scene meant that the new Doctor was already around and Peter said, “not necessarily.”

When asked how he could be appearing if he’s already ‘died’, he said “we’d have to wait and see.”

The BBC or Marshall’s representatives have yet to make an official statement.

Would you like to see Kris Marshall replace Peter Capaldi as The Doctor? Let us know in the comments!

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Exploring the Exciting Potential of The Dark Tower Movie

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Summer movie season is quickly coming and while there is a lot to be excited about, The Dark Tower is really making it hard to wait. Already the film has been pushed back from a July 28th opening (which would’ve been SO happy birthday to me) to August 4th (A little less HBD to me). As many know the origin of this is the Stephen King book series named The Dark Tower. An old Stephen King series it took him three decades to finish. Don’t get me started on that rant.

The Book

Idris ElbaQuick recap for those outside of the know.  This is a series about the last gunslinger in a
totally meta universe that is removed from ours. He is on a quest and has been all of his existence. Along the way he meets some friends and enemies. They either help or hinder in the quest to find, yes, The Dark Tower. Which in some ways is both physical and metaphoric. Its a genre bender that calls on elements found in such classics as The Lord of the Rings, Camelot King Arthur tales and spaghetti westerns.

While there are a long list of not so great book to film adaptations, especially for King books, this one feels different. When the announcement was made that Idris Elba was in the lead role I got excited. Not for the wrong reasons mind you. Ok ok well maybe some, could be, the wrong reasons. I mean look at him.

The Players

Artistically speaking, it was more about the fact that Idris Elba is a very talented actor and more than capable of capturing the essence of Roland Deschain. Beyond that Akiva Goldsman (The Da Vinci Code) is an adapted script king with work under his belt such as A Beautiful Mind and I Am Legend. He is the screenwriter for my guilty pleasure movie Practical Magic. Which forces me to forgive him for Batman Forever.

Furthermore director Nikolaj Arcel (A Royal Affair) stunned with The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo proving he can be trusted with gritty starkness when it’s needed. There is always the fear of a beloved story being Michael Bay’d so to have a relatively fresh director feels like a great start.  He has everything to prove and nearly nothing to lose. That feels like a formula for success.

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Over the years The Dark Tower story has been given some great treatments. Usually done by King himself. This has branched into graphic novels and online apps. It’s a fully lived in fleshed out universe now.  The exciting aspects of the film come from it having something to offer to both old fans and new ones. King himself has given away spoilers from the script and how this can almost be perceived as another chapter in the universe.

Reasons to be Excited

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Art is best when lived in real time. Sometimes adaptations and remakes lose what makes them special in transition.  That being the ability to tell the story in another way with different aspects.  Some of the fan base was disappointed by certain choices in casting based on racial perceptions inferred in the books. A valid point if this was a strict remake. This is an adaptation. Meaning do not take away the best parts of adapting things, which is how they can mutate and change into a better work over all.

While that may be off putting for some, it feels like an opportunity to create great art developed specifically for film. The issue with adapting written words to visual mediums is the loss of context created by framing in written narratives. Trying to capture the story as the book portrays it is already a losing battle. Knowing that this will have a fresh take specifically for the big screen is more appealing than all other aspects of this.

What are your thoughts on The Dark Tower movie? Comment below!

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‘Star Wars Battlefront 2’ Gets Official Reveal Trailer

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The official trailer for Star Wars Battlefront 2 has been unveiled, and it features many familiar faces within the Star Wars universe. Check it out below.

The Battlefront 2 panel at Celebration featured developers from EA and creative directors from Disney. They talked about what makes this game different, and better, than its predecessor.

A criticism of the first game was its lack of content and pricey Season Pass. The game at retail was 60 dollars, but to get the full experience, consumers had to purchase the DLC that came out to 70 more dollars when it was all said and done. In Battlefront 2, there won’t be a Season Pass. However, there will still surely be DLC.

Battlefront 2 features a single player story, online multiplayer, and several time periods from the Star Wars universe – it’s been confirmed that both Luke Skywalker and Kylo Ren will be playable.

Star Wars Battlefront 2 launches November 17 for PC, Xbox One, and Playstation 4. Are you planning to pick up the game?

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Doctor Who’s ‘The Pilot’ Refreshes the Show

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At long last, after a year and a half and two Christmas specials, Doctor Who has returned. There is perhaps just a bit of bittersweetness to it. After all this will be Peter Capaldi’s last run as the Doctor. But The Pilot has a joy to it and feels a bit like coming home for this long-term fan.

Spoilers ahead.

The episode serves as our introduction to the new companion, Bill Potts, played by Pearl Mackie. There are some shades of Rose Tyler to Bill. Like Rose, Bill is just an ordinary person, working an ordinary job. Her foster Mum seems to be a single parent, raising the orphaned Bill. She’s plucky and clever and catches the Doctor’s attention.

The first half of the episode serves to establish the developing relationship between the Doctor and Bill. The Doctor is a professor at the University, while Bill works in the canteen. He noticed her in his lectures because “Most people frown when they don’t understand, you smile.” Despite not being a student, he offers to tutor her, which she accepts.

The adventure of the later half begins when a sentient puddle kidnaps a girl Bill has a crush on (A Doctor Who plot if there ever was one). This leads to a chase across the universe which also introduces Bill to the Tardis and what it can do.

“Never underestimate the power of a crush,” seems to be the overarching theme of the episode. And sometimes love means letting go.

For new fans, the show explains the shows concepts in an interesting and engaging way. If someone had never watched the show before, they might not get all the easter eggs and references, but they could certainly follow along.

For long time fans, there are quite a few treats. The Doctor as a university professor brings to mind the unaired episode Shada. On the Doctor’s desk he has pictures of River Song and Susan Foreman, as well as a cup full of sonic screwdrivers. At one point he tosses Nardole what could be the Fourth Doctor’s sonic screwdriver.

The Pilot serves as a solid foundation to the new series. It will be interesting to see where the season goes from here. With Bill now as the companion it feels like a new start for everyone in the same old blue box.

What did you think of the episode? Leave your comments below!

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