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The Problem with the Punisher: Why Frank Castle has Never Gone Mainstream

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Fans of the Punisher have reasons to celebrate this week. On Tuesday, Marvel announced Jon Bernthal of the Walking Dead fame would play the character in Season 2 of the Netflix-Marvel series; Daredevil.  The Punisher is notable, in that he has received three separate feature film incarnations and while each version has its fans, none of them have been able to get the box-office or critical traction necessary to maintain a franchise. Recent comics series have done very little to improve the character’s image in the eyes of the mainstream audience (Franken-Castle, I’m looking at you). In fact, while the character may have a rich forty-year history, the comics themselves have been very hit or miss. The most successful iterations of the character in recent years have been Matt Fraction’s War Journal and Jason Arron’s Max runs respectively, which each offer a distinct approaches to the character, but they are very much the exception that proves the rule.

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Part of the problem is that the character’s popularity has very little to do with him being an interesting character per se. The Punisher is a bad-ass, no one is going to question that and everybody loves a bad-ass. This is a character whose entire reason d’etre is to kill criminals in the most brutal fashion imaginable. There is a primal part of us that is drawn to this Frank Castle’s simplistic view of morality, a morality which says that any crime, no matter how small, merits death. The Punisher is arguably one of the first truly popular objectivist heroes. No code of conduct, no redemption, just punishment.

Frank’s origins are something readers have little trouble empathising with. His war on crime is spawned from a very human tragedy; the murder of his wife and child. It is this central tragedy which humanises the character, but Frank Castle purges himself of that humanity when he becomes the Punisher. He crosses the line between justice and vengeance. As a protagonist, it becomes hard to relate to him when there is so much red in his ledger. One could try to recitify this by giving the character a more nuanced perspective, but if you introduce too much doubt into his character then he ceases to be the Punisher.

For me, the Punisher is at his best when he is written as a force of nature. What’s interesting isn’t how he acts, that is predetermined, but how other re-act to his presence. The Punisher is not one to be swayed from his mission regardless of the socio-economic context in which crime exists. Frank’s role in life inevitably means he comes into conflict with other heroes whose morals directly conflict his methodology. It is in that context that we are likely to see the Punisher in Marvel’s Netflix series. The Punisher has a long history with Daredevil with the latter’s Catholic beliefs acting as a key source of tension between the two. Frank Castle is a reflection of what Matt could become if he allows himself to go over the edge, if he gives in to some if his base desires. The problem with acting as a foil is that it becomes very difficult to sustain your own stories. Hence why the best Punisher stories rarely feature the Punisher as the main character.

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So how should the character be portrayed in Marvel’s Daredevil? It is possible for a character like the Punisher to have operated under the radar for years and to be seen by many as little more an urban myth. This can also be used to explain why we haven’t seen hints of him before now. Don’t give us an origin story, give us a Punisher who is in his tenth year or so. Show us that this war has left its scars. This character should feel tired, exhausted from the years of battle and struggle on anyway. The most crucial thing to understand about the Punisher is that he knows that his war will ultimately achieve nothing. He knows that the job will one day cost him his life. This impossible mission is what gives his life purpose, its all he has left. It is the one thing that allows him to feel any sense of satisfaction.
One of my favourite Punisher moments in the last few years has been a brief scene in Secret Wars #1. The Kingpin has invited a number of his super-villain colleagues to share a final drink together as they watch the world end or as he so eloquently puts it “our enemies’ greatest failure”. The Punisher turns up at this party and proceeds to gun down everyone in the room. Even in the face of the apocalypse, knowing that these men will die regardless, Frank Castle remains undeterred from his mission. Their deaths must come at his hands in order for his sense justice to be fulfilled. That is the Punisher that I want to see in Marvel’s Daredevil.

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For those of you who are interested in an excellent, stylish, live-action take on the character, check out Adi Shankar’s Dirty Laundry.

What do you think? Have any of the Punisher films gotten the character right? What are you looking forward to seeing the character bring to Daredevil? Let us know in the comment section.

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Sense8 Episode 2 Thoughts (Come on Already!)

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So second episode of Sense8 and still little to nothing has happened. I mean honestly people, these are hour-long episodes. Now this is an exaggeration, of course stuff happens, but there is probably only ten minutes devoted to actually developing the story. So if you can’t tell already I didn’t like this episode… So let’s get into it.

First of all I’d like to point out that Sun (Korean business woman) and Chaephus (Nigerian truck driver) literally have two seconds of screen time. Which would be okay but last episode they barely had any either. Most of this episode is devoted to Nomi (trans girl) Brian (Chicago cop) and Lito (Mexican Movie star).

So lets start with Brian. Apparently the woman who committed suicide and started this whole sensation these people are getting killed herself in a rundown church in Chicago. So Brian is busy trying to convince his partner that a crime went down and its related to these weird things that have been happening. We also get a really good scene where he is visiting the kid who got shot the previous episode, and Brian spills his past as a child delinquent. Which I thought was really good. A way to give a little character development and have it relate to whats going on and to help us better understand where he’s coming from. All-in-all I think Brian is my favorite character. But that might be because we’ve had the most time with him. He has a good heart and feels like its his obligation to do right where the people who came before him did wrong. And I think it’s handled really well. The show doesn’t try to win you over to his ideals, but it lets you at least understand them because it’s a part of his character.

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As for Nomi, I just feel like her whole story is a big whine-fest. She’s a victim of society and her parents, and people just need to realize who she is and be okay with that. Now while everything she stands for is mostly fine, I do have a problem with the way the show presents it. As opposed to Brain’s ideals, when Sense8 deals with Nomi its pretty obvious that the show itself is taking a stance on the whole LGBTQ community. And while not wrong to do so, feels misplaced in a show where there are all these other ideals and you focus on one. It just seems to be more pandering to whats hot and topical. But things are happening with her which will hopefully move the story forward. After seeing the Indian dude from the opening scene, she passes out and winds up in a hospital. There the doctor tells her about her brain problems and how it will require surgery. We also get a very poorly acted scene between her and her mother, but I’d rather not talk about it. Anyway, there is this sort of devious feel behind this hospital and it seems like there are people who know who these people are and are hunting them.

And I went back and checked and found out the Indian guy was with the lady who gave, like birth to these eight and is on like a mission to help them. I don’t know how I forgot but I had to go back and check. The room was very ill lit anyway so it was hard to tell regardless. His name is Jonas BTW.

Lito the secretly gay movie-star gets harassed by a fellow actress and she finds out he’s gay. And its pretty funny because she isn’t surprised by it, she’s actually interested in helping him keep his way of living a secret. Its fun and Lito is really suave and proud of the situation. And if they’re trying to show a comparison between him and Nomi and how they deal with their sexual differences I totally approve. Also he’s such a cool actor, taking selfies with his fans!

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Kala (the Indian girl) gets some more time being depressed about marrying a guy that she doesn’t want to. We also get more of them sensing things the others are feeling and as opposed to the first episode, most of them in this episode are played for laughs. Its almost just turned into a thing these people have but they go on with their lives as normal.

We do get to see Jonas slowly start to approach each of the Sensates and kind of tell them whats going on. But he does it really cryptically. Like to the point to where there really is no reason he can’t tell them what going on, except for the fact that the writers don’t want them to know yet. This guy is kind of a dick. Also he sort of causes Brian to crash his car.

Sense8 still isn’t bad but it is starting to feel really trying. And that usually puts me off to a show. But there are enough good nuggets to where I don’t hate the show yet. Hopefully watching Sense8 doesn’t turn into a hate watch where I’m just ripping it apart… Actually that might already be what its become. But whatever, we’ll see. Like always I want to hear what you have to think about the show and how you view it, and all the ways I am wrong about this show. And you know, you can comment if you agree with me too. It’s all welcome.

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Five Punisher Stories Marvel Should Never Adapt

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Yesterday, it Marvel announced that Walking Dead star Jon Bernthal was the new Punisher (Frank Castle) for the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He will debut in the second season of Netflix’s Daredevil. While we can only speculate where they’re going to take the Punisher (please give him his own Netflix show!), we do have a few thoughts on where they shouldn’t take him based on his own long and varied comic book series.

 

Could it be vigilante vs vigilante this upcoming season?

These are the five stories that are just too extreme, too sickening, too disturbing, too stupid, or just simply too awful up to ever show on TV. The Punisher has a long list of disgusting, horrific stories that easily put Game of Thrones to shame. And you might be thinking, “Hey now, Marvel’s not going to go too dark with this.” But, we would like to remind you all that there’s a scene in Daredevil where a guy’s head’s crushed with a car door so many times it explodes like a watermelon. Marvel can totally go dark. Let’s just hope they don’t jump the shark by adapting any of these.

5). PUNISHER MAX

What is it?

Punisher Max is somewhat of a “what if?” story. It’s set in a more realistic universe without the Marvel superheroes, but with some of our favorite Marvel villains. Essentially, Wilson Fisk tricks the five head mob bosses into creating a Kingpin. A fictional head of all crime in New York. Of course it works, and Wilson Fisk betrays the mob bosses by brutally murdering them all. The Punisher finds out about the Kingpin and vows to kill him like the rest of the criminal scum out there. Insanity ensues, and you get a gory tale of revenge, obsession, and betrayal.

Why shouldn’t it be adapted?

Overall the story is actually pretty good. Jason Aaron really understands the characters and has a lot of fun bringing them to life. It shouldn’t be adapted, because it just gets messed up. Like Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer messed up. The content is gruesome on a level that is just hard to digest, and it never stops. Torture, murders, beatings, severed limbs, eyes popping out of sockets, child murder, and rape. Punisher Max has it all. What makes it more disturbing for some reason is the art style. Steve Dillon’s techniques somehow is both realistic yet cartoonish at the same time. So while the faces, and figures are realistic, the colors are bright and pop off the page. You really feel a sense of over zealousness from the gore on the page. It just might be a little too much to see the Punisher cut off a guy’s fingers and bolt each one to the wall with a nail gun.

4.) EMINEM/THE PUNISHER VOL 1

What is it?

It’s exactly what you think it is. The Punisher teams up with The Real Slim Shady to fight a criminal named Barracuda on the mean streets of Detroit and then later on a boat. Because why not? If you’re wondering why this description is so short, well we can explain: there is literally nothing else to add to this comic. You literally get what the title says. The Punisher meets Eminem.

Yes. This happened.

Why shouldn’t it be adapted?

If you just read that summary and are now thinking to yourself, “Wow. That sounds incredibly stupid.” You’d be right. It is incredibly stupid. The story is bizarre to say the least, the Punisher is barely in it, and Eminem is not nearly as entertaining as you would think he’d be. And the most disappointing thing about it? There is barely any action in the comic, which is usually the biggest sell for a Punisher story. This is one story that definitely needs to just stay in comic book limbo where it belongs.

3). FRANKEN-CASTLE

What is it?

Frank Castle is a character that works best outside of the main Marvel continuity. When he’s alone fighting hordes of mobsters, and criminals he’s able to keep his character interesting. When somebody messes with that formula it can lead to some really crappy stories. Enter comic book writer Rick Remender who decided that the Punisher needed a gimmick. Something to give him an edge, to make him unique. So, why not turn him into a Frankenstein monster?… Shhh. Do hear that? That’s the sound of a million face palms at once.

Why shouldn’t it be adapted?

Well despite how silly it would look to see a giant Frankenstein Monster with guns fighting Daredevil, the real stories about this zombified Frank Castle are really uninteresting. You would think that concept would be very entertaining, but they aren’t. They’re more thoughtful, dull experiences that are in desperate need of something blowing up. It’s easy to tell that the writer was just really happy that he came up with a gimmick that’s a pun of the Punisher’s name. This is another dark time in the Punisher’s career where Marvel likes to quietly sweep it under the rug.

2).PUNISHER PURGATORY

What is it?

Death in super hero comics is about as effective as a five-year old fighting off Godzilla. Every good comic book super hero fan knows to just set their watch when a character dies. They’re usually back in about a year and a half after they die. So, of course, the Punisher does in fact die at one point. But, he gets brought back. As an avenging angel from heaven with guns. Remember, this was the nineties, and superhero comics needed to have guns in everything. Even undead angels needed UZIs.

Why shouldn’t it be adapted?

Well, again, the tone would just be weird in the Marvel Netflix universe. But, it’s also just a poorly written story that is about as generic as every other avenging angel character that’s designed to smite the wicked and do the work of God. Johnny Cash did a better job at this. Also, as stated before, the character is just not that interesting when he’s given a gimmick. He works best as just a guy who kills criminals. It can be that simple some times. So giving him angel sub machine guns, and a holy mission from God, is just lame.

1). THE PUNISHER #60-62

What is it?

You can probably tell by reading this list that some writers don’t seem to know what to do with the character. He sometimes is given crappy gimmicks. Or is given weird team ups. Or is just poorly thought out. And this is a rare case where all three just mesh perfectly well. Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the unanimously decided worse Punisher story every created. The infamous story where the Punisher turns black to escape the law.  The white Punisher turns African-American.

Are we sure this isn’t a Tyler Perry movie?

Why shouldn’t it be adapted?

DID YOU READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH?!

This comic is amazing to think about how it was made. Because, if you know anything about printing process for comics, then you would probably gather that comic books are a very collaborative experience. This concept was thought of, pitched to editors, written by a writer, drawn by an artist, inked, typed, edited, and then reviewed for printing. In that time nobody, at any point, went, “This seems like a really bad idea.” The comic also features Luke Cage who is getting his own Netflix show soon, but he couldn’t save this travesty. This is the comic that is just spectacular to research about. It’s weird, it’s gross, it’s disturbing, and it’s the greatest Punisher comic that should never be adapted.

Thankfully, if Marvel keeps going in the direction they’re going with Netflix then we shouldn’t have to worry about them dusting off one of these chestnuts. Hopefully the future of the Punisher will be very bright in the twisted, dark world of Marvel’s Netflix pocket of their cinematic universe.

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‘Regression’ Trailer: Ethan Hawke, Emma Watson Get Pulled Into The Occult

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A new trailer has been released for Regression, the horror film starring Ethan Hawke and Emma Watson as people being sucked into the world of Satanic cults. The film, directed by Alejandro Amenábar (The Others), is set to hit theatre at the tail end of August.

Here is the Regression trailer:

And here is the official synopsis for Regression:

“Minnesota, 1990. Detective Bruce Kenner (Ethan Hawke) is investigating the case of young Angela (Emma Watson), who accuses his father, John Gray (David Dencik), of committing an unspeakable crime. When John unexpectedly without remembering what happened, admits his guilt, the renowned psychologist Dr. Raines (David Thewlis) is incorporated into the case to help relive his repressed memories. What they discover is a sinister conspiracy unmasked.”

While nothing seems incredibly new with Regression – these religious horror films are a dime a dozen and the late August release date seems rather dubious – the intrigue lies with Ethan Hawke and Emma Watson. Hawke has handled the horror genre quite well in the past, most notable in Sinister, and he remains a magnetic actor no matter how good or bad the movie around him may be. It’s also nice to see Watson branch out a bit as she continues to grow as an actress.

Something else working in its favor could be director Amenábar, whose haunted-house film The Others was a surprise hit in the early 2000s, and a nice, self contained little ghost story.

Regression could be a sleeper hit, but it could come and go without much notice. It opens August 28.

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Mark Ruffalo Shrugs Off Jason Statham Just Like The Hulk Would

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Vulture asked Mark Ruffalo if he thought he was as tough as Jason Statham.

“I mean, do you really need to ask that question? It’s Jason Statham. He’s like a featherweight. He’s got nothing on me! Clearly,” said Ruffalo.

This conversation started last week when Statham called out the Marvel Cinematic Universe in an interview with i400Calci while he was promoting his new film Spy.

“I could take my grandma and put her in a cape, and then put her in a greenscreen, and then have stunt doubles come in and do all the action. Anybody can do it. I mean, they’re relying on stunt doubles, and greenscreen, and $200 million budget, it’s all CGI-created. So to me, that is not authentic. I’m inspired by old, real star guys that can really do it,” Statham said.

I don’t think Ruffalo cares too much about what anyone is saying, as he’s busy trying to educate the world on climate change.

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Jurassic World: Film Review

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It may not invoke the same sweeping sense of awe and majesty that the original Steven Spielberg-helmed classic Jurassic Park did when it first bowed in theaters over two decades ago, but Jurassic World, the latest film to carry on the saga of the ill-fated dinosaur theme park, brings enough fun and thrills to stand proudly with the rest of the series and potentially carry it forward. It’s a summer blockbuster through and through — light on character development and plot, heavy on action, chases, and “wow factor” — but in all fairness, so were its predecessors, and it’s best to keep that mind when you head to out to see it.

Or better yet, don’t keep it — or anything else — in mind at all. Just sit back, turn off your brain, put on those 3D glasses, and enjoy the ride.

Twenty-two years after billionaire entrepreneur John Hammond (played by the late Sir Richard Attenborough) attempted to open his original Jurassic Park on Isla Nublar off the Pacific coast of Costa Rica, Jurassic World stands proudly on the island as the spiritual successor to his vision. A fully-functioning luxury resort a la Walt Disney World, complete with hotels, a Downtown Disney-like main street, monorails connecting all parts of the island, petting zoos and other interactive exhibits, the park hosts 20,000 tourists a day, and has made the scandal of the first park’s failure to open all but a bad memory. Owned by yet another somewhat eccentric billionaire, Simon Masrani (Irrfan Khan, Life of Pi), who earnestly believes himself and everyone he employs at Jurassic World as caretakers of Hammond’s dream, the park, now in operation for a decade, is a success, but is beset by the same primary challenge that faces other modern theme parks and resorts: how to keep attendance up, crowds cheering, and vacation packages selling.

That challenge, as well as the responsibility of overseeing just about all of the park’s day-to-day operations, falls to Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard), the capable and career-minded administrator of Jurassic World. Because she’s tasked with tracking daily attendance numbers, year-to-year profitability reports, potential corporate sponsorships of new attractions and other high-level paper-pusher tasks, she has little time for things that fall outside of her job description, like entertaining family when it shows up on her doorstep. Her nephews, moody Zach (Nick Robinson), 16, and dinosaur enthusiast Gray (Ty Simpkins), 11, children of Claire’s soon-to-be-divorced sister Karen (Judy Greer), get shipped off to the park for a week-long vacation, and no sooner have they arrived that Claire sends them off into the park with VIP passes in the care of an uninterested assistant.

Claire’s more pressing crisis of the day is dealing with Owen Grady (Chris Pratt), an ex-Navy animal behavior specialist studying the potential for forming and maintaining working relationships with velociraptors in a remote area of the island. Masrani wants Grady to assess the safety and security of the paddock for the park’s latest upcoming attraction, the impressively-named “Indominus Rex”, the park’s first genetically-modified hybrid dinosaur. That security, of course, proves to be woefully lacking, as ol’ Indominus proves to be exactly what he was designed to be and more: an alpha-predator with intelligence and capabilities far more lethal than what was anticipated. The Frankenstein Beastie’s escape sets off a chain reaction of catastrophes across the island as it closes in on the park’s densely-populated areas, while Owen, Claire, and the park’s “Asset Containment Unit” (lots of paramilitary security types in body armor with big guns that you know won’t make a darned bit of difference) attempt to trap the monster and keep Zach, Gray, and the thousands of other tourists on the island from becoming an all-you-can-eat buffet 65,000,000 years in the making.

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In many ways, what director Colin Trevorrow (2012’s Safety Not Guaranteed) endeavors to achieve with Jurassic World the film mirrors what the film’s character Masrani hopes to accomplish with Jurassic World the resort: to honor the vision that sparked its creation and to properly care for and carry forth its legacy. Give Trevorrow (who also co-wrote the final draft of the film’s screenplay) a great deal of credit, as he’s able for the most part to craft a fun thrill ride of a film that avoids recycling and repackaging the scares of its predecessors while still utilizing enough of the iconic images that came before to evoke just the right amount of nostalgia.

Yes, the film’s script follows a fairly predictable disaster-film formula, complete with requisite first act character introductions and establishment of the potential threat. But woven into just about every shot in that first half-hour or so are a multitude of visual cues taken from Spielberg’s 1993 film, all with John Williams’ unforgettable theme music in the background, that audiences who fondly recall that first adventure will instantly recognize. Reminders of Hammond and other characters from Jurassic Park pop up in places both expected and unexpected, and together they bring a “wow factor” of their own, a genuine feeling of excitement at returning to that place and seeing it be even more incredible than even its original creator conceived. That nostalgia-fueled excitement only adds to the sense of dread audiences should feel as the film foreshadows it all going wrong. In their own ways, Masrani, Claire, and everyone else at Jurassic World who believe they’re in control are repeating the same mistake audiences saw Hammond make all those years ago. Every time you hear one of the characters refer to a dinosaur as an “asset”, you know that character is most likely going to pay for it, along with everyone else on the island.

As for those characters themselves, well, just as they were in Spielberg’s film, they’re relatively static and archetypal. Chris Pratt brings credible intensity and testosterone to his performance as Owen, but if you’re a fan of his comedic work or even his Marvel Studios work in Guardians of the Galaxy, you may find yourself wishing he’d crack a little more wise throughout the film to lighten things up a bit. Bryce Dallas Howard also stands out here, as she delivers a solid turn as the one character in the film given any real development in terms of where she is emotionally and philosophically from the film’s start to finish, and also a female lead not relegated at any time in the film to “damsel in distress” status. Vincent D’Onofrio, who has been popping up in heavy roles a great deal as of late — Marvel’s “Daredevil” series on Netflix and Run All Night with Liam Neeson earlier this year, just to name a few — is capably despicable here as the film’s primary non-dinosaur antagonist; and BD Wong, playing the only returning character from the original film, gets a chance to chew a little scenery as well as play an instrumental role in pointing out where the franchise might be headed next.

But let’s be honest here for a moment. Just as Godzilla last summer and Pacific Rim the summer before that, Jurassic World isn’t being eagerly anticipated for its human characters — if anything, audiences are there to see those characters get chased, stepped on, and/or eaten. What folks are really coming to see are the dinosaurs, and the film does certainly provide lots and lots of shots of those. Special effects technology has certainly come a long way since the 90’s, and while the original Jurassic Park‘s landmark dinosaur effects still hold up under scrutiny and inspire the proper sense of awe, the advantage of motion capture technology simply lends this production a great deal more flexibility in terms of the action they can deliver on screen. Is it all as impressive as it was 20+ years ago? For most who know the previous films and all that’s come down since, probably not — we’ve all just seen too much in the intervening years, and too much done really well.

But while you may not be blown away by what you see in terms of the prehistoric animals on screen, that does not mean you won’t enjoy it, especially when it comes time to see the series’ most familiar ones take center stage in the action. Put it another way: if you’re there to see T-Rex roar, velociraptors tear through the jungle in search of prey, and flights of pteranondons swoop out of the sky and gobble up screaming, fleeing tourists, you won’t leave Jurassic World disappointed.

In fact, you’ll most likely come away looking forward to more.

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Starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Vincent D’Onofrio, Ty Simpkins, Nick Robinson, Omar Sy, BD Wong and Irrfan Khan. Directed by Colin Trevorrow.
Running Time: 124 minutes
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of science-fiction violence and peril.

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Marge and Homer’s D-I-V-O-R-C-E

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Yesterday Al Jean announced that Marge and Homer will legally separate in the upcoming season of The Simpsons. Another woman, voiced by Lena Dunham, catches Homer’s eye and has more sway over his heart than Mindy did. Whereas I am a supporter of new ideas and interesting changes that bring new life to old characters, this revelation leaves me depressed.
I have to remind myself that there is nothing to get upset about until this teaser comes to fruition, but in this case, the thought of a world without Marge and Homer together is a little sadder because we live in a world where Marge picked Homer. Marge picked Homer with his mini golf job and his onion ring wedding ring. Marge picked Homer after he tried to gamble Christmas back and came back with Santa’s Little Helper. Marge picked Homer, and she loves in a way that she knows everything about him; she knew to find Homer with his new friend, EARL, because she knew he would be on foot because he thinks public transportation is for losers, she knew he would go west because the town slopes down that way, and she knew he would be at the lighthouse because he loves blinking lights like the one on the waffle iron (or the guy on the walk sign). Marge picked Homer, and when she stopped that car on prom night he hugged her, and kissed her, and he’s never been able to let her go. If you never wanted someone to love you like Marge loves Homer, you were watching a different show than the rest of us were watching.
Like Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters, Homer gave everyone who did not fit in, everyone who ever screwed up, and everyone who was still working on themselves the hope that someone wonderful would love them, tolerate their strange ideas, support their bizarre adventures, and go along with things like impulsive [possibly cursed] trampoline acquisitions. Homer works because Marge loves him, and because Homer loves Marge even more than that. In a recent episode Marge and Homer are trapped beneath tornado debris and Homer, saying it may be the last thing he will ever write, writes “Save Her First” on the window so rescuers know to get Marge. Homer is a buffoonish oaf; this character only works because once his antics, his overreactions, and his moments of selfishness recede from the main plot, Marge is there and reveals that Homer is good, kind, and worthy of such unrelenting love. We can love Homer because Marge loves Homer. You don’t need fairy tales or romance novels to tell you there’s someone out there for everyone; you simply need Marge and Homer.

Home and Marge gave us a form of hope all of our fairy tales and rom coms simply could not. Marge Simpson gave every eccentric, every clown, every person who was accepted in society as a novelty the hope that someone had a heart so big and wonderful it could hold them and all of their eccentricities. They gave all of us the hope that we would find someone willing to love us in spite of our love of chili cook-offs, someone ready to testify in our favor when a seafood buffet did not deliver on the promise of “All You Can Eat,” and someone who could always find the silver lining in dark clouds by wanting to see us in our Mr. Plow jacket instead of dwelling on a failed business venture. It gave us all the hope we could find someone who pushed us to be the best possible person we could be who held us accountable to stop swearing, stop drinking, be a better parent, and be a better partner. Everyone wants someone who loves them for all of their weird habits, who pushes them to be a better person, and who can see how hard they’re working when the rest of the world has given them a massive eye roll. When you find that love, you give the same undying support, kindness, and love and support their quest to become a cop, do everything you can to make their pretzel business a success, and treat them to spa days to help them relax because you know how hard they work. Marge and Homer showed us that life has a lot of obstacles and a lot of struggles, but if you can find someone who loves and supports you through the days when you’re not at your best, life is a lot smoother.

Understandably, The Simpsons needs to do something major in order to maintain visibility in the prime time cartoon genre. Whereas they used to be the only game in town, shows like Family Guy, American Dad, and Bob’s Burgers have come for a piece of the pie The Simpsons used to own. On top of that, The Simpsons are losing their longtime audience because fans find the show stale. However, if Marge left Homer we would understand because at some point the final straw comes that breaks the camel’s back. Marge leaving Homer makes sense because she is the one who has put up with so much bullshit. Homer leaving Marge betrays Homer’s character because when you find that unconditional love, the love that forgives you when you’re wrong and loves you when you get excited about fireworks and pushes you to be the better person they see within you, you sacrifice all else and “Save Her First” if it’s the last thing you do. Marge loves Homer for all he is, and Homer loves Marge with every cell in his body. A world without Homer and Marge, a world in which Homer and Marge separate, is a world that is sadder because in a world of sad realities, Homer and Marge are something wonderful to hold onto and remind us that when the world falls down, there’s always a reason to get back up.
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First ‘Spectre’ TV Spot Shows Bond In Action

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Tonight during the NBA Finals, a new 60-second TV spot for Spectre showed off some action.

Here is the Spectre Tv Spot:

There are so many things to be excited about with Spectre this fall. Sam Mendes is back as director, and Christoph Waltz is on board as the new villain. All signs point to another solid 007 entry for Daniel Craig.

Spectre hits theaters November 6.

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Indie Comics Spotlight: Harrow County and Age of Reptiles

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Hello again, comic friends! I hope we’re all enjoying the Summer of Crossover Mania! Take a break from superheroes, mutants, and alternate universes and throw these titles from Dark Horse Comics in your pile when you pick up your new books this week.

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Harrow County – Cullen Bunn, Tyler Crook

Somehow, Cullen Bunn read all of my laundry list of problems with AHS: Coven and decided to give me a present. This issue stands as a thorough introduction to this spooky universe that has a sordid history that involves witches. The present day story line is about a young girl, isolated from the world in the country with her father, who longs to leave her farm on her eighteenth birthday. The people in this community hold a dark secret, and the girl, Emmy, feels the dark past of the community all around her. She follows her paranormal instincts throughout the book and encounters a mysterious child who leads her to a gruesome cliffhanger that will leave you excited for the second issue. Bunn, as always, is at the top of his game and remains one of my favorite writers in comic books. The artwork feels like a children’s book but twists and turns in frightening ways. This book is perfect if you like Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, witchcraft, Cullen Bunn, and creepy stories in general. (Also, you’ll like this if you were expecting something better from Coven; if you have some grievances to air about Coven, please let me know. We’ll have a minute.)

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Age of Reptiles: Ancient Egyptians – Ricardo Delgado

Dinosaurs make me understand what the universe meant when it created metal guitar solos. Most days, the only things I care about are dinosaurs and Star Wars. Dinosaurs are the coolest thing that ever existed and ever will exist. Hollywood could make thirty Jurassic Park movies and that still would not be enough because I want to live in a house made entirely out of Jurassic Park movies without ever having to repeat a title. Basically, not enough things involve dinosaurs. Dark Horse Comics, however, continues with its Age of Reptiles series and helps make life better by adding more dinosaurs to it. Age of Reptiles: Ancient Egyptians is wonderful. Whether you’ve read the other Age of Reptiles titles or not, this book is unique and beautiful. The story revolves around a Spinosaurus in Cretaceous Era Africa. This isn’t like Land Before Time with anthropomorphic dinosaurs talking to each other and having adventures and learning emotional lessons. This is a story about a dinosaur in a world of dinosaurs having a dinosaur life. The beautifully-drawn story unfolds like a nature special with no narrator; the action in the comic book moves the narrative. This book is amazing, and I cannot recommend it enough. This book is perfect if you like dinosaurs, dinosaurs, comic books beyond the realm of superheros, dinosaurs, wordless narratives, and being hypnotized by stunning art. This book is also the perfect way to get ready for Jurassic World this weekend.

Dinosaurs and witchcraft dominate the indie comics spotlight this week, so I hope you enjoy these books as much as I did. If you’re enjoying an indie book I haven’t touched on yet, let me know in the comments below! Happy reading!

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Jon Bernthal Cast As The Punisher For Daredevil

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Marvel announced Tuesday, that Walking Dead alum Jon Bernthal has signed on to be the Punisher in the second season of Netflix’s Daredevil.

“Jon Bernthal brings an unmatched intensity to every role he takes on, with a potent blend of power, motivation and vulnerability that will connect with audiences,” said Jeph Loeb, Marvel’s Head of Television. “Castle’s appearance will bring dramatic changes to the world of Matt Murdock and nothing will be the same.”

Bernthal is said to have a big presence on the series.

The Punisher is a vigilante who uses lethal force to deal with crime.

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