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Menace Comics Volume One: A Ghoulish Hardcover Review

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Hello True Believers! The Atlas Comics Aficionado here to regale you with tales that will make you shiver with, you guessed it, fear! Let me take you back, back to a time before Spider-Man had met President Obama, before Frankenstein’s monster or Captain America awoke from their chilly comas, before Spider-Man existed at all, even before Marvel existed, but not so far back that Timely exists. That’s the purview of the Timely Comics Watchamacallit. I don’t mess with him.

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“Let’s walk through the neglected cemetery, dear! I hear the corpses are beautiful this time of year.”

It’s January, 1953. President Truman announces the successful US development of the hydrogen bomb. Over 70% of US television sets tune in to see Lucy give birth to Little Ricky. Walt Disney’s Peter Pan premieres. And, amidst a host of horror comics, Menace #1, with a March 1953 cover date, hits the newsstands with one of the grisliest pre-Code covers you’re likely to find.

Sometimes called “corpsies,” pre-Code horror comics were crime and superhero comics’ creepy sibling. But, aside from just being a vehicle for sex, violence, and gore, issues of Menace also engaged in social commentary, and benefited greatly from Stan Lee’s flair for flashy narrative. Menace comics certainly weren’t from Timely, but they weren’t from Marvel either. Instead, Menace epitomizes the horror publications from Martin Goodman’s forgotten middle child, Atlas Comics.

Menace: But What About Timely?

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“Think you guys could back up a bit? I’m trying to fish over here.”

Following a decline in sales of superhero comics in the late ’40s, Atlas Comics grew out of Martin Goodman’s attempt to re-brand Timely. Although Atlas did print a select few superhero-themed titles, the vast, and I mean vast, majority of Atlas publications were filled with stories about crime, war, funny animals, the Old West, and “romance.” In fact, out of its 170 serial publications, Atlas only published six superhero titles, the longest-lasting of which — Sub-Mariner of course — eventually folded before the end of 1955.

Goodman, who obviously had a great effect on his nephew Stan Lee — Timely’s, Atlas’s, and eventually Marvel’s editor-in-chief, and finally publisher like his uncle — was a man who aligned his corporate model with popular trends. After the second world-war, when Goodman saw sales of superhero magazines declining, he did whatever it was people did before they could use twitter to determine what trends in entertainment he should follow. Stories of science-fiction, teenage love triangles, monsters, and war were in. Superheroes? Out.

Menace: The Competition

Although stalwart rival National/DC didn’t stop printing, their horror fare was relatively tame in comparison to Atlas’s. Instead, the horror staff at Atlas found their main competition in Entertaining Comics, or EC, who had been publishing Tales From the Crypt and other horror titles since 1950. But, unfortunately for EC’s owner Max Gaines, the good people at Atlas, and lovers of risqué comics everywhere, things were about to change.

Menace: The Code

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“Says here I can get X-ray specs and look like Charles Atlas … hmmm … “

It wouldn’t do to discuss horror comics, and not bring up the Comics Code Authority. A result of paranoia over the moral decay of American youth, fomented in large part by notorious buzzkill Fredric Wertham and his ilk, “the Code” represents much of what went wrong with 20th-century censorship.

Much like the inattentive parents of today, inattentive parents of yesteryear were concerned that their children might engage with entertainment media designed for older age groups. So, rather than try to regulate their children’s media consumption habits, inattentive parents cried out for censorship. Unfortunately, not only were gore, sex, and violence censored, so too were progressive ideas such as, in one landmark story, having a story’s protagonist be a black astronaut.

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One wonders how Wertham would’ve felt about Grant Morrison’s The Invisibles.

And even though some publications already submitted their work to review by a board of psychiatrists and educators, to which Fredric Wertham mockingly refers in his work of puritanical lunacy Seduction of the Innocent (1954), this process was deemed unsuitable. The Comics Code Authority was born, and, like a bad cold, stuck around until 2011 when every major publisher had dropped it in favour of their own more consistent and more reasonable ratings schemes.

Menace: Social Commentary

Now that we’re all up to speed on the history of horror comics and the CCA, let’s get to the actual reviewing of this hardcover! As I mentioned before, one of the the strengths of a few of the stories in this collection is their ability to engage in social commentary.

Not that it’s brilliant or ever-present, but, perhaps ironically given the backlash against it, it’s surprisingly supportive of the status quo, in favour of little more than what most would call basic virtues. The first gruesome tale from Menace #1, “One Head Too Many!” shockingly implies that committing treason for personal gain is wrong. The next, “The Man Who Couldn’t Move” implies that murdering people in vegetative states for personal gain is wrong. An all-text story entitled “Quest” implies that an archaeologist should’ve been more respectful of the culture he was studying. “Poor Mister Watkins” implies that bullying others can have harsh consequences. And, my favourite in Menace #1, “They Wait in Their … Dungeon!” is a strong argument for treating prisoners of the state with humanity.

Menace: Social Commentary – “Wertham? I hardly know him!”

Stan Lee, who wrote every story in the first seven issues, and his artists at Menace, who regularly included such names as Carl Burgos, Bill Everett, Joe Maneely, John Romita, George Tuska, Joe Sinnott, Russ Heath, and Gene Colan, were some of the best that the struggling industry had to offer. As such, their social commentary wasn’t limited to simple moral lessons.

In Menace #7, Stan Lee and Joe Sinnott  take aim at Wertham and his sympathizers in “The Witch in the Woods,” a story that pits the violence and gore of horror comics against the violence and gore of Hansel and Gretel by the Brothers Grimm. A father who disapproves of his son’s Uncanny Tales comicbook, another fine Atlas publication, chastises his son for reading something as graphic as a horror comic. Deciding to educate his son on the merits of fine literature, the father picks Grimm’s Fairy Tales off of the shelf. But the out-of-touch father gets a rude awakening when he tries to read Hansel and Gretel to his son. He becomes so sickened by the description of the witch’s immolation that he can’t continue reading, beads of sweat forming on his forehead.

The disapproving father, the comicbook read by flashlight in bed — especially the comicbook being an issue of Uncanny Tales — and the humorously rendered yet horrifying children’s story make for a nice piece of meta-narrative in Menace #7. ‘Nuff said!

Menace: The Art

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Bill Everett, master of comicbook artistry

Based on the list of artistic talent above, I doubt there’s much question as to the quality of this volume’s art. The covers and interior work are all, more or less, excellent. As a longtime fan of Namor, I have a particular fondness for Bill Everett’s work, especially on “Zombie!” from Menace #5. Lee’s roster of Menace artists, though, makes it exceptionally difficult to choose a favourite from Menace‘s 11-issue run. All of the artists use their talent to great effect, showing each story in shocking detail.

Menace: The Writing

As I said earlier, Stan Lee was responsible for writing every story featured in Menace up until issue #7. As is the case in any collection, some stories are stronger than others. And, the surprise ending format that Menace follows makes for some strange and seemingly tacked-on conclusions: although some endings are telegraphed to the reader long before a story’s close, other endings are so unrelated to their stories that they become essentially interchangeable.

One formal element of these stories that’s handled significantly less awkwardly, though, is Lee’s practice of writing them in the 2nd person. Each story demands that the reader cast him/herself as a main character in the story. Notable bits of 2nd-person writing from Lee include, “You’re a zombie,” “Your wife is dying right before your eyes,” and, “You have no name! For flying saucers are never given names! You are merely number 184!”

Menace: Still Poignant Sixty-four Years Later

One of the more poignant tales in this collection, especially considering the current rise of bigotry and xenophobia around the world, is from Menace #3, “Men in Black.” In it, the reader is cast as Jim Horton, “This is your story, Jim Horton … for you are a bigot!”

Horton, down on his luck, blames any and all of his problems on “dirty immigrants.” And, after his wife has left him, Horton along with some like-minded barflies dress in black sheets, and, having coerced him to leave his house by throwing bricks through the windows, beat an immigrant outside of his own home. Someone inside the house phones the police who come quickly, but Horton makes a hasty escape back to his tenement. Once he gets home, Horton decides that he must quickly dispose of the black sheet covering his face before the police arrive and connect him to the beating. But, when Horton rips the sheet off he finds underneath an unending number of identical sheets covering his face.

Horton pulls sheet after sheet from his face until he’s lying on the floor frantically tearing them off before the inevitable visit from the police. A few minutes later, when the police finally break into Horton’s tenement, they find him dead on the floor having torn his face off with his own hands. The final caption to this morbid moral tale, “You were an awfully sick man! But what bigot isn’t?” Indeed.

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‘Hellboy 3’ Is Dead – Guillermo del Toro’s Final Answer

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It was only a month ago that filmmaker Guillermo del Toro was pushing for third Hellboy film, but it appears that dream is over.

“Hellboy 3 Sorry to report: Spoke w all parties. Must report that 100% the sequel will not happen. And that is to be the final thing about it,” said del Toro via Twitter.

In January, del Toro used Twitter to gauge interest in a third ‘Hellboy’ film. He promised fans if the poll received 100,000 votes in 24 hours he would have a meeting with Ron Perlman and Mike Mignola about ‘Hellboy III.’

With seven hours to spare 100,000 people voted in del Toro’s poll.

“We have gone past the 100K votes. I will arrange the sit-down w Ron & Mignola to talk HBIII. No guarantee but we will discuss. Wish us luck!!” said del Toro.

Del Toro was able to reach Perlman and was excited for a conversation about the film.

“I spoke with Ron Perlman. He’s in for the sit-down. Will approach Mignola next. Will keep you posted. Very moved by your love of pt I & II,” said del Toro.

The ‘Hellboy’ film franchise is a tough sell to the studios as the two previous films did not do well domestically, but in 2008 ‘Hellboy II: The Golden Army’ did well in the international markets and had a combined gross of $160 million on an $85 million budget. The original ‘Hellboy’ released in 2004 made $99 million with a $66 million budget.

Back in October, Perlman seem like the chance of a third film were dead in the water.

“We don’t talk about that anymore… (Del Toro is) busy, and I’m busy. Maybe one day he’s going to call and say, ‘Hey, let’s do it.’ But for right now? We’re happy discovering new worlds to conquer,” said Perlman.

Who do you think killed the project: Perlman or del Toro? Comment below.

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‘Alien: Covenant’ Team Photo Shows Off Franco, Fassbender, Rest of The Cast

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A new set photo from Alien: Covenant has been released, and right in the middle, flanked by Danny McBride, is James Franco.

Franco was rumored to be in Covenant a few months back, and now we have visual evidence. There’s no hint as to what his role will be, or how large it will be in the finished product, but perhaps the garb he’s in is a clue to his role. Or maybe he’s just cold.

This set photo comes ahead of a sneak peek at Alien: Covenant, which is attached to the new episode of Legion over at FX.

Here’s the photo:

Alien: Covenant

Bound for a remote planet on the far side of the galaxy, the crew of the colony ship Covenant discover what they think is an uncharted paradise, but is actually a dark, dangerous world, whose sole inhabitant is the synthetic David, survivor of the doomed Prometheus expedition.

There’s Michael Fassbender on the right, Billy Crudup behind him. Katherine Waterston is there, but unless my eyes are failing me I don’t see Noomi Rapace. Maybe that’s her second on the left, but I don’t think so.

For anyone who doesn’t want to sift through Legion to see the sneak preview, we will have it for you here. Alien: Covenant opens May 19.

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Review: ‘The Girl with All the Gifts’ Proves The Zombie Genre Still Has Life

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The Girl with All the Gifts is a mashup of countless dystopian sci-fi movies, zombie thrillers, survivalist stories, the references as numerous as the walking dead populating director Colm McCarthy’s bleak future. But it also, somehow, forges its own path through a genre, or genres, that have been done and redone and done again in the 21st century. For all the familiarity holding it back, there is a raw compassion and curiosity in the performances, and a story that understands the value in restraint when it’s needed.

When we first meet Melanie (Sennia Nanua), the chipper pre-teen and the focus of the story, she is waiting patiently in her prison cell. We don’t know what’s wrong with her, or why she’s in prison, or why when the armed guards come to get her for school in the morning they are so frightened of her as they strap her head and hands into a wheelchair; but we find out soon enough.

Melanie is one of a handful of children infected with a disease. She is a “hungry” as the film calls their zombies, but she isn’t like the ones we soon see. Her and the children toe the line between zombie and human, which is why they are in this prison. They’re subjects for a sympathetic scientist, Dr. Caldwell (Glenn Close), working on a cure. The children seem innocent, incapable of carrying out a single-minded bloodlust. That is until a stern Sergeant, Parks (Paddy Considine) shows us what they’re capable of.

An invasion closes in on the compound and Melanie is freed by her compassionate teacher, Helen (Gemma Arterton), and the two escape the quick-twitch hordes with Dr. Caldwell and Parks in tow. It’s a clever combination of personalities, none desperate, all strong, but all with varying levels of understanding of, and need from, Melanie, who really can’t help the fact that the slightest whiff of blood in the air turns her into a jaw-clicking killer.

The rest of The Girl with All the Gifts is a survival story as the group travels across a dystopian version of England that is nothing more than an empty world. There are no fires or semblances of society, just bleak, overgrown lifelessness. McCarthy and cinematographer Sion Dennis paint a familiar picture of a world gone to shit, but they do so in a way that allows the film to bloom. Shots are small and cramped early in the compound, then only gradually do we see the breadth of destruction when our traveling party ventures into the wild. Shots get bigger, broader, more detailed. It’s not a showy look at a world that’s ended, but a gradual one.

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This is a coming-of-age story for Melanie, albeit in a wholly unsettling context. The screenplay, from Mike Carey (based on his novel) is utilitarian in nature. Just about every scene is a reference to a film any fans of the genre will recognize. There are echoes of 28 Days Later and its sequel, Children of Men, The Walking Dead, and too many other films to name in this space. And it also does better what other films – World War Z for example – attempted and couldn’t quite nail down. Those chattering zombies were unintentionally funny, these are quite terrifying.

The direction and the performances, and some truly eerie moments (seeing the zombies in a catatonic state, standing and waiting for their next feeding frenzy, is especially effective) give this film its own identity. It’s beautiful sometimes, often brutal. Considine, Close, and Arterton all put it the type of stellar work we’ve come to expect from them, but of course it’s Nanua as Melanie that steals this show. She delivers a complex performance with the weight of any veteran actor, and allows her physicality to tell her story where it’s needed.

There isn’t anything particularly new in The Girl with All the Gifts. It’s a genre that has been mined to the deepest depth of creativity. So, at this point, it’s what directors, actors, and screenwriters do with their familiar story that will set it apart. This one, in its stellar craftsmanship, manages to forge its own path for the most part.

The Girl with All the Gifts is in theaters this Friday.

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‘The Great Wall’ Review: A Stunning Display of Pure Mediocrity

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The Great Wall is stunning in its mediocrity. For all the online controversy that it inspired involving whitewashing and Chinese-American cinema, it’s incredible how little it makes an impact — either good or bad — in terms of depth or emotionally investment. It’s not so much dull as it’s actively, defiantly unable to conjure up anything worthwhile to discuss. That I’m forcing myself to write anything at all is a testament to my sheer internal will power. And no, that wasn’t meant to be a pun regarding my name. Let’s try to move on.

I’m trying to remember the broad strokes of the plot, but I’m mostly drawing a blank. There was Matt Damon, most definitely. That’s for sure. He had this weird Irish accent that, initially, I thought might’ve been Spanish or Portuguese, but I was wrong. I’m worse at placing accents than Damon is making them. I guess — in an odd sorta way — we have that in common. Also, in case you’re were wondering, he’s not supposed to be Chinese, which is a relief. He does suffer from white man savior complex, but that was expected.

Alright, what else? Oh yeah, Pedro Pascal, who played his companion, Tovar, joins him along the ride. They have a weird love/hate bromance/homoerotic relationship that was interesting mainly in the sense that you couldn’t figure out what exactly it was. Were they in love with each other? Did they love each other in a brotherly sorta way? Did they actually hate each other, and they’ve just grown accustomed to their duo dynamic? It’s unclear, and I honestly don’t really care enough (or at all) to make any firmer judgments.

Anyway, most people know Pascal from Narcos, which I haven’t watched yet. Is it good? It seems kinda mediocre, and yet it’s supposed to be one of Netflix’s most popular original shows. Oops, I’m getting off-track. I imagine I’ll do that again very soon. Sorry about that.

Tian Jing plays Commander Lin Mae, a badass warrior that’s unfortunately tied to a pointless, unsatisfying romance subplot with Damon. Why? Because movie. I’ve had more chemistry with my head against a wall than these two actors ever did in each other’s company. I suppose I could make an easy joke about “banging,” but I won’t. Too easy.

This is honestly really hard. There’s Willem Dafoe. There are some cool period costumes. There are some lovely production designs and neat machinery and weapons, but to what good do they serve in a story as meandering, unfulfilling and unmemorable as this one? The Great Wall isn’t as bad as it’s enthusiastically unremarkable. It leaves no imprint. It doesn’t want to challenge you, surprise you, haunt you, or, ultimately, engage you. It’s emotionally blockaded storytelling, told without any clear signs of energy or motivation. Everyone does what’s expected of them (minus Damon’s absurd accent), and then they wrap and move on with their lives. One’s viewing experience is essentially the same thing.

Director Yimou Zhang crafted some of the most beautiful films of the previous decade. The filmmaker behind House of Flying Daggers, Hero and Curse of the Golden Flower is seen in brief spurts in The Great Wall, but that influence and attention to detail are sorely missed. Only rarely does the visionary filmmaker behind those stunners show his crafty eye, namely in one gorgeous — if tremendously brief — memorial sequence involving several golden lanterns. But these eloquent little moments of cinematic bliss are all too infrequent.

There’s a lot to criticize here, from the crummy CG to the by-the-numbers, plainly-written screenplay, but The Great Wall robs your inspiration or innovation. It’s a pure soul-drainer. It leaves you numb due to intense boredom, aggressive dullness and infuriating hollowness, refusing to elicit anything even remotely near compelling, original or thought-provoking. It’s a barren vessel, fueled by financial gain and underdeveloped reasoning. It’s a hokey hodgepodge of underwhelming pursuits, draining attention spans and crappiness.

I’m tired. Not just physically, but emotionally and spiritually. Futility is something that’s always on my mind. It haunts me and it absorbs my general well-being. Recent events cause me to pause and reflect deeper and more often than ever before. Even the most aimless, unambitious productions still tend to make me think about the bigger picture, the great picture, the broader perspectives. But The Great Wall gave me nothing. It’s desolate when it comes to creativity and catalyst, and it offers me next-to-nothing to say in the end. Such mediocrity isn’t as shocking as it’s telling. In a time more dumbfounding, aggravating and inspiring than ever, it’s incredible finding something this insistently disinteresting.

The Great Wall is a prime example of fury over nothing, certainly, but it’s also a stunning example of when pure tedium can enrapture your inner incentive and become contagiously nullifying. There’s more to say about what it is not than what it actually is. As such, when it comes to imagination, inspiration, cleverness and enthusiasm, The Great Wall hits a wall.

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‘XX’ Review: Dissecting The Horror Anthology Segment-By-Segment

Five Brilliant Female Directors Come Together To Terrify In ‘XX’

The concept of an anthology film is nothing new to the horror genre. It dates back to ‘The Twilight Zone‘ in 1959 or the recent resurgence started by 2007’s ‘Trick R’ Treat.’ 2017’s first venture in anthology horror is the film ‘XX,’ the project where five female directors showcase their take on the genre. Jovanka Vuckovic, Annie Clark, Roxanne BenjaminKaryn Kusama, and Sofia Carrillo come together to weave twisted horror stories.

What makes this stand out is seeing the different minds of these women. Each brings something different to the table, but there’s something that bonds it all. The women were each given a certain budget and time constraints but otherwise had creative freedom.

Below, I will breakdown each of the segments from ‘XX‘ and give my personal thoughts on how each film handles the horror genre. Could this female-driven horror collection be a hit?

Interludes By Sofia Carrillo:

The introduction and interludes of these short films are done in a haunting stop-motion animation style. Sofia Carrillo crafted chilling little moments; these interludes do provide some actual scares, but they feel out of place. Maybe seeing Carrillo do an entire stop-motion segment instead of small interludes would’ve worked better!

“The Box” by Jovanka Vuckovic:

Jovanka Vuckovic kicks ‘XX‘ off with her short “The Box.” For me, this was the most morose and maddening piece out of the entire set. Nothing encapsulates the feeling of dread quite like this entry.

“The Box” starts with a young man pestering a man on a train. There’s a voiceover from his mother setting up; he’s a bit of a pain and LOVES presents. The strange man on the train is holding a bold red box and states it’s a present when the boy asks. This man then shows the child what is in the box, and the boy is instantly changed. From that moment, he stops eats. He just brushes off food but seems content with it. This spreads, and you helplessly watch an entire family slip into whatever madness is happening.

That’s where my only negative critique comes from. You literally don’t know what’s happening at all. No questions are answered, and that could be due to the running time, but it feels like an artistic choice. There’s a moment where the young boy is chuckling at ‘Night of the Living Dead‘ so I took that as some foreshadowing. But giving a little more would’ve made this the best piece from this series.

“The Birthday Party” by Annie Clark:

Next up is “The Birthday Party” from filmmaker and musician Annie Clark (St. Vincent). After such a dark first entry, I was so happy that Clark decided to do a horror-comedy instead. Given her background, this also felt like a giant music video at times.

Annie Clark’s “The Birthday Party” is a dark parody of the typical suburban life. Everything seems perfect, but on the inside, it’s a twisted mess. I found myself laughing and gasping during the whole short, sometimes even in the same scene! The lead actress in this piece handles all the craziness for her daughter with such sorrow but keeps fighting to make it a “perfect day” for her. The final moments of the party are the best of the short.

I think this is my least favorite of the bunch. It’s not horrible, but it feels like it was only meant to be a short. My one-time viewing is enough; where there are others on here, I’d watch again and again. I do applaud the different take on horror because that’s what makes it stand out among the other straight-forward genre films.

“Don’t Fall” By Roxanne Benjamin:

When this started, I worried “Don’t Fall” by Roxanne Benjamin was going to be horror mumblecore, but I’m glad this slowly turned in an homage to the ’80s. “Don’t Fall” has elements of creature features, slasher films, and ‘Evil Dead‘ as well.

Setting up this entry seems fairly easy. A group of hipster young adults goes camping in the wrong area, and it leads them to some trouble. The plot is the typical 80’s teen horror set-up, but with the short running time, it felt more thrilling. Things happened quickly, and that cuts all the forced bullshit you see in these genre pieces.

While I enjoy this because of the familiarity, it didn’t really push beyond the obvious reference points. “Don’t Fall” is one of the most accessible entries, though. It will speak to fans of the genre more than some of the more unconventional ones.

“Her Only Living Son” By Karyn Kusama:

“Her Only Living Song” continues a theme from the first two entries and that’s the horror of motherhood. But unlike the others, this feels so raw and personal. It instantly reminded me of 2011’s ‘We Need To Talk About Kevin‘ because of how helpless the mother feels.

This entry follows the story of a mother dealing with her son growing older. She’s also dealing with him possibly being a budding psychopath. Maybe he’s even more than just a deranged kid…could he be something much worse? That’s the question presented in this piece, and I thought it was a perfect choice. There’s paranoia the whole time, and those feelings are subconscious callbacks to classics films I don’t want to name in case of spoilers. “Her Only Living Son” naturally feels like the perfect ending to the anthology.

I think this could be the best of all four. While it has a small budget, the scope felt larger, and this was one of the few I would have loved to see expanded to a feature-length. I was scared the most during Karyn Kusama’s segment.

Final Thoughts:

XX‘ is must-see for horror fans! Anthology horror is becoming such staple of modern independent horror, and I’m glad the ladies of this film did it justice.

I would love to see a sequel with more women directors are given the chance to create interesting horror films. Even established horror names like The Soska Sisters, Jennifer Kent, and Mary Harron would make great additions.

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King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Gets a New Trailer

Warner Bros has debuted a new trailer for their retelling of the Arthur legend, King Arthur: Legend of the Sword.

In this version, Arthur (Charlie Hunnam) is a vagabond with no idea of his heritage until he picks up Excalibur. Once he becomes aware of his birthright, he must decide if he will join the rebellion against King Vortigern (Jude Law) and take back the crown that was stolen from him.

Guy Ritchie directs the film. It also stars Djimon Hounsou, Annabelle Wallis, Katie McGrath, Eric Bana and Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword premieres May 12.

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American Craft Beer Week: May 15-21st. Celebrate Cervezas

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May is really just around the corner, and with spring comes better weather, specifically, better beer drinking weather.

The hardcores never stop drinking it, but a lot of people give up the beer in the winter months. Depending on where you are in the world, hopefully, it feels like spring now. The best thing about that? The outside patios begin to open.

Tasting of many different types of beers.

American Craft Beer Week  May 15th-21st.

What exactly does that mean?

According to Craftbeer.com,

For the 12th year in a row, the Brewers Association invites you to celebrate American Craft Beer Week®, the nationwide celebration of U.S. small and independent craft brewers. The weeklong tribute provides an opportunity for craft brewers to share their diversity, creativity, and passion for the beverage they love.

From May 15 – 21, all 50 states will be holding events including exclusive brewery tours, special beer releases, beer and food pairings, tap takeovers and more to celebrate America’s ever advancing beer culture.

Events go throughout the entire week, and most importantly dedicated to the beers we love, and the hard working people that make them.

Each town likes to do something different, you can almost guarantee there will be a celebration taking place locally.

This is like Christmas for craft beer lovers, and the makers also get to give back some appreciation for the folks who keep drinking and keeping their dream alive.

You can find all of your Craft Beer Week news from Craftbeer.com, and also from the Brewers Association.

As of November 30, 2016, there were 5,005 breweries in the U.S. Almost all (99%) are small and independent craft brewers. (craftbeer.com)

Support Local. Drink Local. Support Craft!

Be on the look out for Craft Beer Week events in your town!

Until next time beer snobs!

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President’s Day, Black History, And The Best African-American Leaders In Movies

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Today we celebrate President’s Day here in the United States. It’s the only time in the country when all citizens agree they like a President; though typically not the same one or whichever is currently in office. But since no one has to celebrate the same President, only the one they like, everyone is happy! It’s also Black History Month, and since there’s only one African-American President to write about, we’ve turned our attention to five great African-Americans who played POTUS in the movies. Like most Presidents, they weren’t perfect and made mistakes while facing larger-than-life problems.

Happy President’s Day And Black History Month to the five best African-American presidents the movies have ever known!


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6. Honorable Mention: Morgan Freeman as Allan Trumbull in Olympus Has Fallen

In the same year that there were two cosmic disaster movies, Morgan Freeman played the President in one. Fifteen years later, two movies about terrorists taking over the White House come out, and Morgan Freeman is the President in one. I’m not making a case for coincidence here. Instead, I’m saying that Morgan Freeman is a hard-working SOB. As far as I’m concerned, Freeman could be the real President because I think he’d do a better job than the Orange One. Also, if there’s an afterlife, I hope Freeman is God, another role the actor’s played more than once.

Happy President’s Day to all 44 of of our former and current POTUS-es? POSTUS-i? Special thanks to President Obama for his making history as the first African-American President of the United States. 

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In Search of Qualities for the New Doctor Who

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While the BBC claims the search for a new lead on Doctor Who will have to wait until new showrunner Chris Chibnall completes his work on the final season of Broadchurch, oddsmakers have no problem suggesting names like Tilda Swinton or Ben Whishaw.

My personal favorites are Hayley Atwell and Alexander Siddig.

But beyond the person cast in the role, the executive producer/showrunner also has the tremendous task of setting the tone for the series. In the classic era from 1963-1989, producers like Barry Letts and Philip Hinchcliffe shifted the series away from its children’s show roots into something more terrifying, but nonetheless high quality. Original producer Verity Lambert took the nascent idea for the program and forged the backbone from which it still operates to this very day. And at the end of the classic era, producer John Nathan-Turner’s taste for pantomime led the show to a brighter and more stage-like look; which ultimately contributed to its 1989 cancellation. The new series, with a handful of alternations by Steven Moffat, is still very much the program as defined by Russel T. Davies: a shellshocked Time Lord on the run from his own guilt, vacillating between an idiot in a blue box and the ultimate authority. This has been the status quo for ten years one has to wonder if it is perhaps time to consider some more sweeping alterations than just the lead performer.

The Last of the Time Lords No More

Though Gallifrey ultimately survived the Last Great Time War, the Doctor’s actions in that conflict still weigh heavily on him. Even before his conversation with The Moment, the Doctor considered himself to have the most blood on his hands. As both an internal and external conflict, the Doctor as the Last of the Time Lords has fueled the New Series to some of its greatest moments and led to some of its sourest notes. But with a third showrunner on the horizon, it may be time to abandon this concept and restore Gallifrey to its proper place in the constellation of Kasterborous.

With his home planet still in the throws of a war-madness which even he can suffer from, the opportunity to heal his homeworld – or as much as it can be – might be a place from which to start the new series’ second decade.

As a comparison, the classic series went through a soft reboot in its sixth year with the Doctor exiled to Earth in the 1970s (or 80s depending on who you talk to). Striking on a format somewhere between The Avengers and James Bond, the Third Doctor found himself part of a militarized investigation service and found himself as often at odds with his friends as enemies like The Master and the Silurians. The format change saved the program from declining viewing figures and the sense that the show was too familiar. A similar change to the core format could do well for the current program, particularly if the Doctor can find some real solace from his Time War grief and move on to a new dynamic.

An End to the Fairy Tale

While the Doctor as the damaged war veteran is still central to the New Series, Steven Moffat introduced a fairy tale aspect with the arrival of the Eleventh Doctor and his relationship with Amy Pond. This idea continued with the next companion, Clara Oswald, and into the time of the Twelfth Doctor. The 2015 Christmas special ends with a literal “They lived happily ever after” on the screen; signifying Moffat’s belief that his time with the show was at an end.

The notion works to varying degrees of success and plays on the fact the Doctor is very much a part of British folklore at this point, but it is also often a crutch to explain away lackluster story conclusions. It can be argued that the Twelfth Doctor was meant to push against this with his gruffer demeanor, but he still seems to be trapped in Moffat’s overall view of the Time Lord as equal parts Fisher King and Fairy Godmother.

It also makes it difficult to see the Doctor as anything but the Lonely God of the Davies Era, the President of Earth or the Time Lord Triumphant. Locked into this role, the Doctor appears to have less fun in his travels. But perhaps with the fairy tale coming to an end, Chibnall will find a new tone that lets the Doctor laugh more often.

Oh My Giddy Aunt

I suppose I should admit that my favorite Doctor is Patrick Troughton and it no doubt clouds my judgment on this point, but I find the notion of the Doctor as a chosen one to be quite distasteful. The idea began to seep in around 1988 with the arrival of script editor Andrew Cartmell to the Classic Series, but it became text in the New Adventures novel era — in which he was explicitly stated to be Time’s Champion — and informed Davies’ choice to make the Doctor the last of his race. Moffat would amplify this with his season nine conclusion; tying the Doctor’s reasons for leaving Gallifrey in the first place to a prophecy identifying him as the destroyer of Time Lord society.

But the Doctor, in his purest form, is a Time Lord of questionable standing who ran away from his society in a broken, old time machine. He is not always the smartest and not always the wisest. His main advantage is wealth of knowledge, a trait best exemplified by the Troughton Doctor. Some of that era’s best moments come from the Doctor’s horrified realization that his knowledge will not help. That dawning terror would read on Troughton’s face, often followed by an exasperated, “Oh no!” or “Oh my giddy aunt!” It has been a long time since I’ve seen the Doctor that unsure of himself and it is one thing I’d love to see again … provided of course that the new showrunner would even want to depict the Doctor in that light.

Change … and Not A Moment Too Soon

Of course, Doctor Who is about change. And though I have my favorite elements of the Doctor, what can be more exciting is the unexpected new take the incoming showrunner and Thirteenth Doctor will bring to the program? Troughton’s era pretty much defined the Doctor as a role people play, but each subsequent actor brought something new to the part. From gadgets to spoon-playing to the singular persona of Tom Baker, each offers something wildly different while still embodying the character Troughton defined. Behind the camera, each production team also emphasized different aspects of the Doctor’s universe, offering a deeper look at his shrouded past or charting new corner of the universe to explore What changes would you make if the show was yours to produce? Would you return to some of the Classic Series tropes? Explore your version of the series in the comments below.

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