Jon Stewart’s Finale Monologue Explains Bullshit

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart closed out its finale show with a monologue explaining bullshit.

“Bullshit, is everywhere,” Stewart said.

It’s the premeditated, institutionalized bullshit, designed to obscure and distract, you need to look out for, Like the Patriot Act, “because Are You Scared Enough To Let Me Look At All Your Phone Records Act doesn’t sell,” Stewart said.

“So, whenever something’s been titled Freedom, Fairness, Family Health America, take a good long sniff,” Chances are it’s been manufactured in a facility that may contain traces of bullshit,” Stewart said.

Matthew Sardo
Matthew Sardo
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