Fictional Products You can Buy IRL

Nothing crushes like the pain of disappointment after looking up a product you’ve seen in a TV show or movie, and finding out it isn’t real. The few that do exist out here in the real-less fun-world, take literally a thousand years to track down. Well, luckily for you, the work has been done for products you want, and products you didn’t know you want. Here’s a list of products that originated in fictional worlds, and can now be found IRL, so you can feel like Homer Simpson is your neighbor, and Michael Scott might crash your wedding. So grab your debit card, and say “bye-bye” to that paycheck because you’ll be adopting the #NoRagrets credo.

Sex Panther Cologne-Anchorman

60% of the time, it works every time. Buy.


Duff Beer-The Simpsons

Wind down the Springfield way with a can of Duff, but only if you live in the UK. *insert poop emoji here* Buy.

Dunder Mifflin Paper

Whether you call Dwight, or order online from a self actualized website, you can get Dunder Mifflin paper. Just make sure there’s no obscene watermarks. Buy.

Lets Potato Chips-Various

As seen on New Girl, Community, OITNB, and any other show where people eat chips. You can get the most popular potato chips in Sour Cream & Onion, Bar-B-Que, and Original. You don’t get chips, though, you just get the prop that you could throw your real chips in. Buy.

Stay Puft Marshmallows-Ghostbusters

They won’t ruin your city, just your blood sugar. Buy.

Tru Blood-True Blood

Not actually synthetic blood, but a delicious carbonated orange soda. For the the vampire and Keenan & Kel fan in you. Buy.

The Tales of Beedle the Bard-Harry Potter

Feel like a little bit less of a muggle with this collection of children’s tales from the world of witchcraft and wizardry. Buy.

Scooby Snacks-Scooby-Doo

Ruh-ROH! The perfect snack for running around with your hoodrat friends doing hoodrat things. You can get them for both humans and animals. Buy.

Handy Dandy Notebooks-Blue’s Clues

The throw back is real. If you’re a 90’s kid, and want to relive the golden days, or if you want to give it to your kid and live your golden days through them, this set is awesome. You really don’t need a thinking chair to figure out whether or not you should buy them. Buy.

Caf Pow Cup-NCIS

Live your best life, and channel your inner Abby, but sucking down 32 ounces of whatever caffinated drink you see fit. Or vodka (because..same). Buy.

One Eye Willy Copperbones Key-The Goonies

Never say “die,” but obviously buy.








Teejay Zeigler
Teejay Zeigler
Mediocre small town celebrity, from the bowels of the SoCal desert, turned melodramatic, sassy, sarcastically vapid blogger and writer. My hobbies include having entire conversations in "The Office" and "Archer" GIF's; complaining about typical millennial problems on my blog; and not being sure where exactly I put my phone. Strong advocate for craft beer to be considered an art form, and good French wine at an affordable price. And carbs.