Nothing crushes like the pain of disappointment after looking up a product you’ve seen in a TV show or movie, and finding out it isn’t real. The few that do exist out here in the real-less fun-world, take literally a thousand years to track down. Well, luckily for you, the work has been done for products you want, and products you didn’t know you want. Here’s a list of products that originated in fictional worlds, and can now be found IRL, so you can feel like Homer Simpson is your neighbor, and Michael Scott might crash your wedding. So grab your debit card, and say “bye-bye” to that paycheck because you’ll be adopting the #NoRagrets credo.
Sex Panther Cologne-Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time. Buy.
Duff Beer-The Simpsons
Wind down the Springfield way with a can of Duff, but only if you live in the UK. *insert poop emoji here* Buy.
Dunder Mifflin Paper
Whether you call Dwight, or order online from a self actualized website, you can get Dunder Mifflin paper. Just make sure there’s no obscene watermarks. Buy.
Lets Potato Chips-Various
As seen on New Girl, Community, OITNB, and any other show where people eat chips. You can get the most popular potato chips in Sour Cream & Onion, Bar-B-Que, and Original. You don’t get chips, though, you just get the prop that you could throw your real chips in. Buy.
Stay Puft Marshmallows-Ghostbusters
They won’t ruin your city, just your blood sugar. Buy.
Tru Blood-True Blood
Not actually synthetic blood, but a delicious carbonated orange soda. For the the vampire and Keenan & Kel fan in you. Buy.
The Tales of Beedle the Bard-Harry Potter
Feel like a little bit less of a muggle with this collection of children’s tales from the world of witchcraft and wizardry. Buy.
Ruh-ROH! The perfect snack for running around with your hoodrat friends doing hoodrat things. You can get them for both humans and animals. Buy.
Handy Dandy Notebooks-Blue’s Clues
The throw back is real. If you’re a 90’s kid, and want to relive the golden days, or if you want to give it to your kid and live your golden days through them, this set is awesome. You really don’t need a thinking chair to figure out whether or not you should buy them. Buy.
Caf Pow Cup-NCIS
Live your best life, and channel your inner Abby, but sucking down 32 ounces of whatever caffinated drink you see fit. Or vodka (because..same). Buy.
One Eye Willy Copperbones Key-The Goonies
Never say “die,” but obviously buy.