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Film Review: “San Andreas”

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If there’s a playbook out there for screenwriters in Hollywood for creating the modern disaster movie, San Andreas runs every single play from it without deviation. It’s spectacular to look at, as well it should be thanks to today’s top-dollar special effects and a budget big enough to bring them all to bear, but it’s so predictable that even particular lines of dialogue can be heard coming by even the most casual of movie goer, and the lack of anything really new robs the film of any real impact aside from the visual.

Before everything starts shaking and crumbling, of course, the film takes a few minutes at the outset to introduce its principals. Your stalwart “everyman” hero this time is Ray Gaines (Dwayne Johnson), a veteran LAFD search and rescue helicopter pilot, who’s also “Dad” to college-bound daughter Blake (Alexandra Daddario, HBO’s “True Detective”) and soon-to-be ex-husband to Emma (Carla Gugino). Ray is very, very good at his job and he’s a good father, too, but a tragic loss to the family years before drove a wedge between him and Emma, and thus he’s on the outside looking in as Blake gets ready to leave the nest and Emma tries to move on with new boyfriend Daniel (Ioan Gruffudd).

Meanwhile, at nearby Caltech, seismology experts Drs. Lawrence Hayes (Paul Giamatti) and Kim Park (Will Yun Lee) think they may have a lead on a final piece of evidence to prove their model for predicting earthquakes works: a series of tremors and a spike in magnetic pulses in the vicinity of Hoover Dam in Nevada. Their “lead” turns out to be much more than either of them anticipate, however, as while they are on site the dam is struck by a devastating quake. The data collected at the site during and after the event leads Dr. Hayes to a terrifying conclusion: that the quake at the dam was only a precursor event signifying an earthquake the likes of which North America has never seen or even thought possible.

However, before he can get the word out, the quake hits, starting at the southern end of the San Andreas Fault near Los Angeles, then making its way northward along the fault line all the way to San Francisco. Ray, who was about to head to Hoover Dam to assist with the recovery there, suddenly finds himself flying through and around collapsing L.A. landmarks to rescue Emma from a rooftop restaurant. The parents together then head north to reach Blake in San Francisco, who uses everything she ever learned about what to do in emergencies from her dad to keep herself and new friends Ben and Ollie (Hugo Johnstone-Burt and Art Parkinson, respectively) alive as things get progressively worse in Shaky Town. As Ray and Emma travel via air, land, and even water to reach their daughter, the distance proves to be the least of their obstacles, as the massive quake that they witnessed level L.A. isn’t the end of the danger to what’s left of California, but the beginning …

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Somewhere, Roland Emmerich, the film maker who along with partner-in-crime Dean Devlin in 1996 famously reinvigorated the disaster thriller genre with Independence Day and later went on refine his film formula with 2004’s The Day After Tomorrow and 2009’s 2012, must be smiling as he sees the promotion for San Andreas. After all, it might as well be one of his films, as closely as it adheres to the basic approach that each of his apocalyptic epics followed on their way to box office millions. Specifically, it most resembles The Day After Tomorrow, with its third act primarily comprised of the perilous journey a brave parent undertakes to reach their imperiled child as Nature’s fury is unleashed on an unimaginable scale. But the casting, the plot beats, the various tropes used to ratchet up the intensity as the world crumbles on screen, and the sort-of-science Emmerich used to bring his end-of-the-world yarns to life and profitability are meticulously recycled here with state-of-the-art special effects and “The Rock”, Dwayne Johnson, arguably Hollywood’s most versatile action figure, right smack in the middle of it to make it even more of a summer movie draw. How could any studio exec refuse such a winning formula? Indeed, if Emmerich himself wasn’t working on Independence Day 2 (yes, that’s really happening, in case you didn’t know), he probably would be kicking himself that he didn’t make this movie for Warner Bros.

Speaking of “The Rock”, the man is due a great deal of credit for his approach to this material, as he does his best to avoid camp and bring gravitas to the proceedings. Unlike his over-the-top and constantly flexed appearances in the “Fast and the Furious” films of late, there isn’t a hint of bravado here, not a single appearance of “The People’s Eyebrow” or any action movie one-liners. He, along with his castmates, reacts to the green-screen manufactured chaos with believable terror, awe, and finally grim determination to survive in a way meant to inspire audiences, not make them giggle, at least not intentionally. His on-screen chemistry with Gugino is nonimal, but it doesn’t detract from the film, at all. He seems to understand that although his name is above the title here, he’s not the real star of the film: all those expensive special effects are.

If only director Brad Peyton (Journey to the Center of the Earth 2: The Mysterious Island, also with Johnson) and screenwriter Carlton Cuse (TV’s “Lost”) had allowed themselves to deviate just a tiny bit from what’s expected in these films and thus given themselves an opportunity to bring something new to the table, something to separate their film from all the schlocky, cash-grab disaster flicks that have come before it, rather than simply rely on all those FX shots and the presence of Johnson to make San Andreas memorable in any meaningful way. But no, it all goes more or less the way you expect it to, so much so that it might surprise you just how much you can see it all coming, and thus the film simply becomes this year’s “let’s watch San Francisco get crushed” film.

At least last year it was the “King of Monsters”, Godzilla, doing all that demolition work in the heart of the Golden City — that, in comparison to the faceless tremors and tidal waves in San Andreas, had its moments of guilty pleasure fun.

San Andreas
Starring Dwayne Johnson, Carla Gugino, Alexandra Daddario, Ioan Gruffudd, Archie Panjabi, and Paul Giamatti. Directed by Brad Peyton.
Running Time: 114 minutes
Rated PG-13 for intense disaster action and mayhem throughout, and brief strong language.

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‘Jaws’ Swimming Back To Theaters For 40th Anniversary

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Jaws, the film that birthed the summer blockbuster, is heading back to the theaters this summer for its 40th anniversary. Steven Spielberg’s thrilling shark adventure, released on June 1, 1075, changed the face of Hollywood and holds up marvelously today, thanks in no small part to the performances from Roy Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss, and the steely-eyed madness of Robert Shaw’s shark hunter, Quint.

Universal Pictures is teaming up with a company called Fathom Events to re-release Jaws on two days, June 21 and 24 at 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. both days. The release will be in select theaters across the country.

You can find all the information about this special Jaws re-release and, if you’re near one of these theaters, buy tickets here.

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The Final ‘Game of Thrones’ Episodes Revealed

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Episode #49: “The Dance of Dragons”
Debut: SUNDAY, JUNE 7

Stannis (Stephen Dillane) confronts a troubling decision. Jon (Kit Harington) returns to The Wall. Mace (Roger Ashton-Griffiths) visits the Iron Bank. Arya (Maisie Williams) encounters someone from her past. Dany (Emilia Clarke) reluctantly oversees a traditional celebration of athleticism.

Written by David Benioff & D.B. Weiss; directed by David Nutter.

Episode #50: “Mother’s Mercy” (season finale)
Debut: SUNDAY, JUNE 14

Stannis marches. Dany is surrounded by strangers. Cersei (Lena Headey) seeks forgiveness. Jon is challenged.

Written by David Benioff & D.B. Weiss; directed by David Nutter.

Source: HBO Media

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HBO Now Available To Google Play This Summer

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Google Senior VP Sundar Pichai announced Thursday that HBO Now would be available for download in the Google Play store this summer.

HBO Now is a standalone streaming service for $14.99 a month. This service gives customers access to live streams of current HBO shows and their vast catalogs of past shows.

“We’re looking forward to expanding our relationship with Google through HBO Now,” said Bernadette Aulestia, HBO Executive VP, Domestic Network Distribution. “We have seen through social media that there is great demand for the service among Android and Chromecast users and we’re excited to deliver HBO NOW to them.”

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The Daily Show with Trevor Noah Starts September 28

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Comedy Central announced Thursday, Trevor Noah will officially take over as Daily Show host on September 28, Comedy Central said on Thursday. Jon Stewart‘s final day will be August 6.

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DARPA Is Working On Two Kinds Of Killer Robots

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According to The Telegraph, two programs commissioned by the US Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) are trying to create killer robots

The robots, called LAWS – lethal autonomous weapons systems – are likely to be armed quadcopters of mini-tanks that can decided without human intervention who should live or die.

DARPA is currently working on two projects which could lead to killer bots. One is Fast Lightweight Autonomy (FLA) which is designing a tiny rotorcraft to manoeuvre unaided at high speed in urban areas and inside buildings. The other and Collaborative Operations in Denied Environment (CODE), is aiming to develop teams of autonomous aerial vehicles carrying out “all steps of a strike mission — find, fix, track, target, engage, assess” in situations in which enemy signal-jamming makes communication with a human commander impossible.

Stuart Russell, a Professor of Computer Science at the University of California, Berkley, voiced his concern over the killer robots.

“In my view, the overriding concern should be the probable endpoint of this technological trajectory,” Russell said.

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Every Pop Culture Moment From The 90s In 10 Minutes

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If you were a child of the 90s here is a recap of your life in 10 minutes. Sorry, we wish it was longer.

This video does leave out OJ Simpson and Nirvana. What else did they miss?

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According to Billboard these are the top 20 songs of the 90s.

1. “How Do I Live” – LeAnn Rimes
Hot 100 Peak Position: 2, Peak Date: December 13, 1997

2. “Macarena (Bayside Boys Mix)” – Los Del Rio
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: August 3, 1996

3. “Un-Break My Heart” – Toni Braxton
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: December 7, 1996

4. “Foolish Games/You Were Meant For Me” – Jewel
Hot 100 Peak Position: 2, Peak Date: April 19, 1997

5. “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You” – Bryan Adams
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: July 27, 1991

6. “I’ll Make Love To You” – Boyz II Men
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: August 27, 1994

7. “Too Close” – Next
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: April 25, 1998

8. “One Sweet Day” – Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: December 2, 1995

9. “Truly Madly Deeply” – Savage Garden
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: January 17, 1998

10. “Candle In The Wind 1997/Something About The Way You Look Tonight” – Elton John
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: October 11, 1997

11. “End Of The Road” (From Boomerang) – Boyz II Men
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: August 15, 1992

12. “The Sign” – Ace Of Base
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: March 12, 1994

13. “The Boy Is Mine” – Brandy and Monica
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: June 6, 1998

14. “Because I Love You (The Postman Song)” – Stevie B
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: December 8, 1990

15. “Whoomp! (There It Is)” – Tag Team
Hot 100 Peak Position: 2, Peak Date: July 31, 1993

16. “Rush Rush” – Paula Abdul
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: June 15, 1991

17. “You’re Still The One” – Shania Twain
Hot 100 Peak Position: 2, Peak Date: May 2, 1998

18. “I Will Always Love You” – Whitney Houston
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: November 28, 1992

19. “Gangsta’s Paradise” (From Dangerous Minds) – Coolio Featuring L.V.
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: September 9, 1995

20. “Nothing Compares 2 U” – Sinead O’Connor
Hot 100 Peak Position: 1, Peak Date: April 21, 1990

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Tracy Morgan To Appear On Monday’s ‘Today’

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According to The Hollywood Reporter, Tracy Morgan is set to make his first appearance since his car accident last June in which Morgan suffered head trauma, a broken leg and broken ribs. Comedian James “Jimmy Mack” McNair was killed when the Walmart truck slammed into the back of their limo bus.

Morgan will appear on Monday’s Today show with his his lawyer Benedict Morelli, Matt Lauer will conduct the interview live in Today’s Rockefeller Center studios.

Wednesday Morgan reached a confidential settlement in a lawsuit he filed against Walmart over the crash.

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Latest On The ‘IT’ Remake; Switching Studios, Moving Forward

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A few days ago it was announced, disappointingly, that True Detective director Cary Fukunaga would be leaving the upcoming remake of Stephen King’s It. The news was a big blow to the remake, and many speculated if the movie would ever even happen. Well, the latest news is that It is moving away from New Line and back to Warner Bros.

The original move to New Line was rumored to be one of the reasons Fukunaga was disgruntled with the project. Other rumors cited “creative differences,” which typically means studios want to dictate a story against the director’s will. Now that the news has broken that the film will head back to Warner Bros. and the story is switching back to New York City, the studio will be on the search for a new director.

The news of Fukunaga leaving the project was a major disappointment for anyone looking forward to this remake. The teaming of the True Detective auteur and Stephen King’s seminal material seemed like a match made in heaven. When the project fell apart, even King himself weighed in on Twitter:

The original It was a network miniseries, which would never happen today. Tim Curry chilled me to the bone as Pennywise, but the second half of the film and the climax was clunky and cheesy, with the giant spider in the cave. A modern remake would serve the source material well.

What director do you think should helm the It remake?

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Comedian Nate Bargatze, “Competition Is Good For Late Night”

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Comedian Nate Bargatze spoke with Matthew Sardo about the end on an era with the retirement of David Letterman, the art of storytelling, the return of sitcoms, and the Dave Chappelle / Nate Bargatze imaginary buddy cop film.

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