So we’re still doing these ridiculous Sharknado movies. Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens brings back all your favorite, classically-trained thespians (Ian Ziering, Tara Reid) from the first three “films,” and injects a few new has beens into the fold. It’s The Hoff!
Here’s the trailer:
Not only is there a fourth Sharknado, but now there’s an Oilnado! Here’s a synopsis for you, like it even matters:
“Five years after the East Coast was ravaged in ‘Sharknado 3,’ Fin (Ian Ziering) and his family have been blissfully sharknado-free, but now sharks – and ‘nados. – are being whipped up in places (and ways) that are completely unexpected.”
Aside from the returning superpowers of Ziering and Reid, Sharknado 4 has The Hoff, Steve Guttenburg, and Gary Busey, and many many more spare actors. Tune in to SyFy July 31 to see the next chapter in this celebrated dumpster fire franchise.
Or don’t…