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Tom From Myspace Is Back

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Tom Anderson has surfaced and is now trending on social media. Did we trend on Myspace?

Myspace started in 2003 and by 2005 the company was sold to NewsCorp for $580 million. Anderson became president of NewsCorp, in 2009 Anderson was replaced as president.

Now 44 years old, Anderson is retired and his net worth is around the $60 million.

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Retro Review: Turning 40, Jaws (1975) Remains A Pure Masterpiece

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It has been 40 years since Steven Spielberg changed the landscape of summer movies forever, thanks in part to a fussy mechanical shark named Bruce. As Jaws nears its 40th anniversary on June 19 and heads back to a few theaters for a limited release, it is still a minor miracle that Spielberg’s vision came together in the face of so much adversity to deliver not only the first summer blockbuster, but a practically flawless display of fright, thrills, adventure, and what is occasionally overlooked and well-crafted acting performances from everyone involved.

The story is familiar to anyone and everyone, so there is no need to walk through plot points. Rather, let’s think about what makes Jaws such a perfect cinematic experience. First things first, the opening scene, and the attack on the young girl that happens all below the water. This jarring opening sequence, with the young woman writhing in pain being dragged helplessly around the shallow waters of Amity Island, sets the stage for the entire picture. It is horrific, but remains unclear, shrouded in mystery and darkness. The audience only knows something horrible has happened to the girl, but they never see what it is directly. The suspense launched within this opening scene permeates the entire film.

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One of the most powerful aspects of Jaws is that crucial suspense, which builds through a fear of the unknown or the unseen. The shark doesn’t appear until well into the second act, which has become the very template for how to effectively build suspension in a creature feature. And yet, the attack on the young woman in the beginning, the ill-fated Kitner boy attack, and a number of close calls all happen in the first half of the film and are much more effective thanks to a malfunctioning shark. Bruce the mechanical shark (named after Spielberg’s lawyer) didn’t want to cooperate and failed to work properly for a majority of the shoot, forcing Spielberg to reframe several of the shots of the shark stalking people, the camera drifting below the water from the monster’s point of view, therein hiding it until absolutely necessary. Talk about a blessing in disguise. The problems with the production helped create a film that is a masterpiece of structure.

Not everything that made the film such a masterpiece was an accident; that would do a disservice to the power of Spielberg the storyteller, who is an absolute master at bringing familial life into extraordinary circumstances.

Jaws is not entirely about that 25-foot Great White stalking unsuspecting summer vacationers at Amity Island. The true heart and soul of the film are the three brilliant performances from Roy Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss, and the indispensable (but difficult) Robert Shaw, whose shark hunter Quint adds some spice. Scheider, as new police chief Brody, must contend with a bloodthirsty shark, and the bureaucrats of Amity Island, namely Larry the Mayor (Murray Hamilton), who know the importance of summer dollars to the sustainability of the island through the harsh winter months. Despite the ongoing pressure to keep the beaches open, Brody knows he is in over his head, and employs Hooper, a Marine Biologist, played by Dreyfuss.

While Brody and Hooper make some headway, the shark is still loose in the shallow waters, which is why Quint must be brought in. This trio is perhaps the best balance every put to celluloid. Brody’s dogged determination and earnest need to save the island he is sworn to protect, Hooper’s science and forward thinking, Quint’s “street smarts” and a hint of madness all come together in perfect harmony. And what sends it over the top, what really congeals this relationship between these men – all from different backgrounds, all with different motivations, but now out alone on the water with one common goal – is one of the greatest speeches in all of film:

The undeniable magnetic roles at the heart of Jaws are what elevate a typical thriller picture into something magical. When the three finally do set sail the audience has experienced these shark attacks on such an intimate level – with these poor unsuspecting citizens of Amity Island, and with Brody, who wants nothing more than to help – we feel a kinship to the kill. It keeps the stakes high not only for the members of the boat, but the audience who is alone at sea right along with these three men.

Jaws has not lost a single step at 40. In 40 more years, it will remain as such, because of the flawless execution Spielberg and his production team didn’t even realize they were pulling off with every shark malfunction. It made audiences literally fear the water in 1975. While it may not do that thanks to its familiarity, it no doubt will make first-time viewers a little wary, and will still remind the rest of us to keep out eyes open when we wade out into the ocean.

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Watch Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro Take On Drug Trade In ‘Sicario’ Trailer, Immediately

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Aside from the obvious big-time films coming out this holiday season, Sicario has now climbed to the top of my most-anticipated list thanks to this incredible, searing new trailer. Sicario also comes from Denis Villeneuve, whose Enemy and Prisoners are two excellent, atmospheric, very different types of thrillers. I am on board for anything Villeneuve has coming, until he proves me wrong.

Here is the Sicario trailer:

And here is the official synopsis:

“In Mexico, Sicario means hitman. In the lawless border area stretching between the U.S. and Mexico, an idealistic FBI agent is enlisted by an elite government task force official to aid in the escalating war against drugs. Led by an enigmatic consultant with a questionable past, the team sets out on a clandestine journey forcing Kate to question everything that she believes in order to survive.”

Once again, Emily Blunt returns to an action thriller role, which is where she seems to belong these days. Aside from Blunt and Benicio Del Toro, Sicario also stars Josh Brolin, Jon Bernthal, and Victor Garber. For my money, this looks like possibly one of the breakout hits of the year.

Sicario hits theaters September 18, right along with Johnny Depp’s Black Mass.

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Chris Rock, “Bitch, I’m Madonna!”

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“Bitch I’m Madonna” featuring Nicki Minaj has arrived today with an all-star cast of cameos.

Chris Rock, Alex Wang, Miley Cyrus, Beyoncé, Katy Perry, and Kanye West appear at some point in the video.

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Rob Zombie’s Next Project Is A Biopic On… Groucho Marx?

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In what is easily some of the strangest news of the week, at least at first sight, is that Rob Zombie’s next project as a director is a biopic on comedic legend Groucho Marx. Deadline first reported the pairing of horror guru Zombie and Marx, and the film will be adapted from Steve Stoliar’s memoir Raised Eyebrows: My Years Inside Groucho’s House. 

Stoliar, who lived with Groucho in the last few years of his life, wrote about the somewhat strange and contentious final times of the comedian. Apparently, there is enough strange and interesting material that Zombie’s involvement with a former Hollywood icon sounds less bizarre. Zombie had an interesting take on the story, saying “I have been a huge Groucho Marx fan ever since I was a child and have read countless book on the comic legend, but after reading the book Raised Eyebrows, a totally new perspective on Groucho’s life emerged.

I immediately saw this project as Groucho’s Sunset Boulevard,” he added, “and knew I had to bring it to the big screen. It is a sad, funny and very dark tale of a one of Hollywood’s greatest stars final years.”

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Sunset Boulevard is an interesting angle for Rob Zombie to go with, and if he can pull off the at least a hint of the off-kilter tone in the Billy Wilder classic perhaps he can effectively break away from horror. Zombie is a talented filmmaker, at least I think he is, but his films are extremely hit or miss. His last few ventures into the horror genre (Halloween II, The Lords of Salem) have gotten progressively worse in my opinion, so maybe this will be a chance for Zombie to show off his talented eye in another avenue of storytelling.

Rob Zombie will be working on a script from Oren Moverman, who recently penned the screenplay for the Brian Wilson biopic Love & Mercy.

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“American Gods” Concept Art

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Bryan Fuller and Michael Green are writing the adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s 2001 novel American Gods, and will serve as showrunners and exec producers.

Starz To Debut Neil Gaiman’s “American Gods” In 2016

Starz has given a greenlight to FremantleMedia North America’s (FMNA) adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s acclaimed contemporary fantasy novel American Gods. Bryan Fuller (“Hannibal,” “Pushing Daisies,” “Heroes”) and Michael Green (“The River,” “Kings,” “Heroes”), will pen and showrun the series. Gaiman will also executive produce the series. FremantleMedia North America will produce. Start of production is dependent on casting the lead role of “Shadow Moon.”

Starz CEO Chris Albrecht said, “STARZ is committed to bring American Gods to its legions of fans. With our partners at FremantleMedia and with Bryan, Michael and Neil guiding the project, we hope to create a series that honors the book and does right by the fans, who have been casting it in their minds for years. The search for Shadow begins today!”

Commented Neil Gaiman, “I am thrilled, ‎scared, delighted, nervous and a ball of glorious anticipation. The team that is going to bring the world of American Gods to the screen has been assembled like the master criminals in a caper movie: I’m relieved and confident that my baby is in good hands. Now we finally move to the exciting business that fans have been doing for the last dozen years: casting our Shadow, our Wednesday, our Laura…”

Commented Bryan Fuller and Michael Green, “Almost 15 years ago, Neil Gaiman filled a toy box with gods and magic and we are thrilled to finally crack it open and play. We’re grateful to have STARZ above us and FremantleMedia at our backs as we appease the gods, American or otherwise.”

Craig Cegielski, Co-CEO, FremantleMedia North America said “’American Gods’ has been the passion project for us at FMNA since Stefanie Berk brought this exceptional piece of literature to the company when she joined two years ago. Chris, Carmi and the entire team at Starz are committed partners, sharing the same creative vision and ambition for this series. Neil’s novel is a brilliant work of art, and together with the talented Bryan Fuller and Michael Green, we are committed to delivering a series that is nothing short of extraordinary.”

The 2001 novel has been translated into over 30 languages and earned numerous accolades including Hugo, Nebula and Bram Stoker Awards for Best Novel. The plot posits a war brewing between old and new gods: the traditional gods of biblical and mythological roots from around the world steadily losing believers to an upstart pantheon of gods reflecting society’s modern love of money, technology, media, celebrity and drugs. Its protagonist, Shadow Moon, is an ex-con who becomes bodyguard and traveling partner to Mr. Wednesday, a conman but in reality one of the older gods, on a cross-country mission to gather his forces in preparation to battle the new deities.

FremantleMedia North America’s Craig Cegielski and Stefanie Berk will executive produce the series along with Bryan Fuller, Michael Green and Neil Gaiman. Senior Vice President of Original Programming Ken Segna will be the Starz executive in charge of “American Gods.” Starz will retain all network pay TV and SVOD rights to the project. FremantleMedia will distribute the series worldwide.

Fans can tweet @AmericanGodsSTZ and @STARZ_Channel using the hashtag #CastingShadow to share who they think should play the role of “Shadow Moon.”

Source: Starz Media

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“Fargo” Season 2 Teaser

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The second season of Fargo will premiere in September and drama will take place during the 70’s.

The FX show stars Kirsten Dunst, Jesse Plemons, Ted Danson, Patrick Wilson, Jean Smart, Nick Offerman, Brad Garrett, Kieran Culkin, Bokeem Woodbine, Jeffrey Donovan, Angus Sampson, Adam Arkin, Mike Bradecich,Jonas Chernick, and Bruce Campbell as Ronald Reagan.

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HBO Wants Bill Simmons Badly

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HBO is reportedly trying to bring Bill Simmons over to the network. This almost makes too much sense for Simmons and HBO. A half-hour show, documentaries, and the digital content fall in line with the current direction of the HBO brand. Plus, HBO is not in bed with the NFL, MLB or NBA, Simmons could attack anyone and then HBO will let the video go viral.

From The Hollywood Reporter:

Considerably more likely is Simmons, whom the network is said to have made a big play for after his unceremonious booting from the more corporate ESPN. Such a move would be straight out of the HBO playbook, which famously provided a creative reprieve for former ABC flameout Bill Maher many years earlier. Though Simmons is said to have several suitors, insiders say conversations at HBO have focused on a TV show — something Simmons is believed to want — along with heavy digital extensions that make the prolific personality tailor-made for the HBO Now era.

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Jon Stewart To Donald Trump, “Let’s Dance Clown-Stick”

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Jon Stewart the host of The Daily Show is very excited that Donald Trump has decided to run for President. Who knows how long Trump will last, Stewart doesn’t care and he’s enjoying every minute of it.

“Let’s dance clown-stick,” said Stewart.

► Jon reacts to Donald Trump's recent announcement: http://on.cc.com/1L0z8YS

Posted by The Daily Show on Wednesday, June 17, 2015

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“Chew” TV Series Has Found A New Home?

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According to Bleeding Cool, there will be announcement regarding the Image Comics title Chew by John Layman and Rob Guillory.

In 2011, Showtime was developing the comic into a half-hour comedy series. Then in 2013, Layman stated on Facebook that the Showtime deal was not moving forward.

There is also an animated feature in the works, that announcement came in April of 2014.

There are three options for the Chew announcement; the show found a new home, there is a trailer for the animated feature, or a live action film will be announced.

Chew is an American comic book series about a U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) agent who solves crimes by receiving psychic impressions from comestibles, including people. It is written by John Layman with art by Rob Guillory and published by Image Comics. The series has won two Eisner Awards and two Harvey Awards.

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