Denis Leary Tries To Convince Jon Stewart To Stay

Denis Leary was on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Tuesday night and Leary did his best to convince Stewart not to retire.

“It’s not too late,” said Leary. “We give [new Daily Show host] Trevor [Noah] some other show, okay? I’m telling you, me and Colin Quinn and Chris Rock will write this f—ing show for you for like [$25 million].”

“What the f—’s wrong with you? Do you know how much f—ing therapy you could buy for your kids with $50 million? They’re going to hate your guts into perpetuity. Who cares? They [could] have mansions to hate your guts in,” said Leary.

Matthew Sardo
Matthew Sardo
As the founder of Monkeys Fighting Robots, I'm currently training for my next job as an astronaut cowboy. Reformed hockey goon, comic book store owner, video store clerk, an extra in 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon,' 'Welcome Back Freshman,' and for one special day, I was a Ghostbuster.