Happy birthday, Chris! Can I call you Chris? We’ve never met, but I feel like we’re on a first-name basis. Your laid-back demeanor and tendency to leave your home in backwards baseball caps probably contribute to that feeling, but that’s not why I’m writing to you today. Today, I want to celebrate your 36th birthday with a gift: a list of reasons why you would make an outstanding candidate for president. This may also be a gift to myself, and the general American public, but I guess that’s for you to decide, Cap.
Here are some reasons you, Christopher Robert Evans, should run for President of the United States as soon as possible. Happy Birthday!
9. You care about local as well as national and international policy.
You often tweet about national news. However, it’s important for our president to care about issues both big and small. It’s already evident that you know how to do this. It’s nice to hear your Boston accent every now and again, as well. Uncle Mike has my vote.
