Happy birthday, Chris! Can I call you Chris? We’ve never met, but I feel like we’re on a first-name basis. Your laid-back demeanor and tendency to leave your home in backwards baseball caps probably contribute to that feeling, but that’s not why I’m writing to you today. Today, I want to celebrate your 36th birthday with a gift: a list of reasons why you would make an outstanding candidate for president. This may also be a gift to myself, and the general American public, but I guess that’s for you to decide, Cap.
Here are some reasons you, Christopher Robert Evans, should run for President of the United States as soon as possible. Happy Birthday!
10. “Get you a POTUS who can do both”
Chris, you’ve already proved that you’re a versatile actor and human being. You’ve managed to balance frat boy skill at drinking games on late night TV with looking amazing in a tuxedo. You’ve brought a scrappy kid from Brooklyn to the big screen and revived Cap’s popularity. You’ve portrayed everything from a deep-thinking, rebellious man at the end of the world, to a football-playing dude who reinvented banana splits forever. You are the embodiment of “Get you a Guy Who Can Do Both”. You can easily adapt to any situation the role of “POTUS” would throw your way. You appeal to pretty much any demographic, and we already know you’ll look good doing so.
