Joseph Rejent

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Joe is secretly a space lizard who's been controlling your minds with fluoride for like, decades. Just don't ask if you should call him "Joe, Joseph, or Joey" because he'll probably say something awkward like, "uhh... both?" And then everyone will be uncomfortable.
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‘The Witcher Saga’ is Coming to Netflix

Following the wild success of the video game series, Netflix will develop and produce a television show adapted from The Witcher Saga. But...

7 Ideas for those ‘Game of Thrones’ Spinoffs

Game of Thrones is nearing the end of its planned eight season run, but worry not, Summer Child. HBO has never had a...

‘Fargo’ Season 3, Episode 4: “The Narrow Escape Problem”

“Are you sitting comfortably?” a familiar voice asks at the beginning of “The Narrow Escape Problem.” He gives us a moment to adjust...

‘Fargo’ Season 3, Episode 3: “The Law of Non-Contradiction”

At one point during “The Law of Non-Contradiction,” Gloria (Carrie Coon) finds a small novelty toy box whose only function, when turned on, is...

‘Fargo’ Season 3, Episode 2: “The Principle of Restricted Choice”

Reviewing Fargo forced me to learn how to play bridge. The episode titles in past installments of Fargo have generally been ignored by the majority...

‘Fargo’ Season 3 Premiere: “The Law of Vacant Places”

Literally nothing about Fargo should work. There was nothing about the Coen Brothers movie from which the show takes its title that screamed of further...

Viewer’s Guide to April 2017: 5 New Shows You Need to Watch

April 2017 is going to be absolute insanity for anyone who watches TV. There’s no two ways about it; with multiple amazing shows airing...

‘Legion’ Season One: Shadow of the Moon

Everything about Legion is a risk. Well, maybe not everything. Choosing Dan Stevens as the leading man was a good way for Noah Hawley and...

Netflix’s Love, Season 2 Spoiler Review

Everybody is a jerk. There are times where it feels like this is Love’s thesis statement, and it can be suffocating. As I wrote earlier, this...

Netflix Announces Master of None Premiere Date

Master of None Season 2 premieres May 12th on Netflix. pic.twitter.com/nqqogKPnrm — Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) March 15, 2017 Your eyes do not deceive you! Master of...

Netflix’s Love, Season Two: Calista Flockhart and Tony Soprano

I like this show. That may seem like a thoughtless, uncritical statement, but I mean it in the way Gus and Mickey say it to...

The Americans Season 5 Premiere: Water Cup Moves and Digging Ditches

Season 4 of The Americans was a lot more John le Carré than Ian Fleming; the tension remained palpable, but the action was less...